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Short **** Man

20 Fingers · On the Attack and More · 1995-03-17

以戲謔口吻嘲諷性能力不足的男性，表達強烈排斥與不屑。

〈Short **** Man〉是20 Fingers演唱的歌曲，收錄於 1995-03-17 發行的專輯《On the Attack and More》。經魔鏡 AI 音訊分析，全曲調性為 G# 小調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒激昂。魔鏡歌詞網收錄本曲的完整歌詞、吉他和弦譜、卡拉OK 同步歌詞，皆可免費查看。

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同情緒的歌：激昂的歌 · 依速度找歌：家事律動（中快板·約 120–145 BPM） · 卡拉OK同步歌詞

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Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

What in the world is that fu*king thing?

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be

the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Ah-huh-huh...

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest di*ck

I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Short **** Man - 20 Fingers 更多更詳盡歌詞在 ※ Mojim.org 魔鏡歌詞網 https://mojim.org/song/20-Fingers-Short-****-Man-433724

對拍微調

[00:45.464]Don't want no short di*k man

[00:48.890]Don't want no short di*k man

[00:52.552]Don't want no short di*k man

[00:56.209]Don't want no short di*k man

[00:59.589]Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

[01:08.710]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:12.653]Don't want no short di*k man

[01:14.760]What in the world is that fu*king thing?

[01:18.187]Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

[01:21.844]That has got to be

[01:23.412]the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

[01:27.357]Get the f- outta here

[01:28.939]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[01:30.782]Shriveled little short di*k man

[01:32.607]Don't, don't, don't

[01:34.161]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:35.973]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[01:38.051]Shriveled little short di*k man

[01:39.893]Don't, don't, don't

[01:41.210]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:43.041]Don't want no short di*k man

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[02:16.282]Don't want no short di*k man

[02:20.192]Don't want no short di*k man

[02:23.600]Don't want no short di*k man

[02:27.016]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:28.836]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:30.932]Don't, don't, don't

[02:32.232]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:34.045]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:36.115]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:38.180]Don't, don't, don't

[02:39.495]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:41.590]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:43.417]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:45.250]Don't, don't, don't

[02:46.806]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:48.610]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:50.434]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:52.531]Don't, don't, don't

[02:54.095]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:56.153]Ah-huh-huh...

[03:01.060]Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

[03:09.154]You need to put your pants back on, honey

[03:10.982]Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

[03:18.061]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[03:23.827]Don't want no short di*k man

[03:25.641]Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

[03:38.544]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[03:39.576]Shriveled little short di*k man

[03:44.047]Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

[03:47.438]That has got to be the smallest di*ck

[03:50.295]I've ever seen in my whole life

[03:52.899]Get the f- outta here

[03:54.728]Don't want no short di*k man

[03:58.126]Don't want no short di*k man

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移調原調

C#mEC#mEC

Don't want no short di*k man

G#FmE

Don't want no short di*k man

CG#EC#mE

Don't want no short di*k man

G#EF

Don't want no short di*k man

AmCEC#mEC#mECG#FmEFmEG#

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

ED#EG#E

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Am

Don't want no short di*k man

CEGm

What in the world is that fu*king thing?

EG#G#mEG#m

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

GmECG#

That has got to be

C#mEG#mGmEG#

the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

E

Get the f- outta here

D#AmC

Iny weeny teeny weeny

E

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

G#E

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

FmE

Iny weeny teeny weeny

G#EC#mE

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

CG#E

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

FmFAmCC#mE

Don't want no short di*k man

D#ECG#E

Don't want no short di*k man

CG#E

Don't want no short di*k man

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Don't want no short di*k man

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Don't want no short di*k man

D#EFm

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C#mEFmE

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G#E

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FmE

Iny weeny teeny weeny

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Shriveled little short di*k man

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Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

FmE

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

FmC#m

Don't, don't, don't

E

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

FmC#mE

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

AAmCAm

Don't, don't, don't

AEEmA

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Am

Iny weeny teeny weeny

AEEmA

Shriveled little short di*k man

AmEC

Don't, don't, don't

AmEEm

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

AAmCAmAEEmAAmE

Ah-huh-huh...

CFmG#Fm

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on, honey

G#FmG#mFmGFm

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest di*ck

I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

和弦由 AI 自動分析音訊產生（自動辨識，僅供參考）。

更多和弦譜：吉他和弦譜總表 · G# 調的歌 · 新手友善和弦

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AI 從音訊辨識的主旋律（以 G# 調為 1，數字上下點為高低八度）。為自動估計、個別音可能有誤，僅供哼唱抓調參考，非正式樂譜。彈唱請看「和弦」分頁。

跟這首歌對話

AI 依歌詞回答（免費，僅供參考）

曲解析

《Short **** Man》調性為 G# 小調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒激昂。主要和弦為 E、Fm、G#、Am。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）

歌詞解析

一句話主旨

以戲謔口吻嘲諷性能力不足的男性，表達強烈排斥與不屑。

主題

對男性性能力的評判與價值批判，並透過粗俗語言強化對「短小」的厭惡。

情緒

憤怒、輕蔑、戲謔，帶有強烈的攻擊性與戲劇張力。

意象與手法

以「短雞雞」、「縮小的陰莖」等具體生理特徵作為核心意象，搭配重複句式與誇張比喻（如「最小的陰莖」），強化對對象的貶低與嘲諷。

重點句解讀

1. 「Don't want no short di*k man」

中文翻譯「不要短雞雞的男人」

解析反

魔鏡站長解析

魔鏡站長

這首歌以毫不掩飾的口吻譏諷某種社會現象，劉紫玲用誇張的語氣與重複的節奏製造出強烈的戲劇效果。歌詞裡「iny weeny teeny weeny」的擬聲詞像是一種解構式的嘲諷，將某種男性特質極度縮小化，彷彿在挑戰傳統對「陽剛」的定義。雖然用字直接甚至粗礪，但聽起來反而像種情緒宣洩的出口，或許適合在壓力積壓時聽，讓那些無法言說的厭惡透過歌聲釋放。歌裡反覆出現的「don't want」像是一種自我提醒，也像在替某種集體情緒背書，聽完後會不自覺想笑，又覺得背後有層社會觀察的針砭。

歌曲冷知識

・重複出現的「Don't want no short di*k man」形成強烈口語節奏，似為強化抗議語氣的結構設計

・「Iny weeny teeny weeny」以疊字與兒語化音調，營造出嘲弄與戲謔的雙重語意張力

・「fu*king tweezers」與「shriveled little」等詞組，透過具象化比喻將身體議題轉化為荒誕場景

・副歌末段「extra belly button」與「put your pants back on」突兀插入，似以無厘頭對話打破敘事邏輯

〈Short **** Man〉和弦與演奏解析

和弦組成

AI 從〈Short **** Man〉的音訊辨識出 14 種和弦，全曲約 3 分 16 秒，換和弦 230 次，平均每分鐘換 70.3 次，以每分鐘 129 拍計算，大約每 1.8 拍換一次和弦。

音訊分析判斷為 G# 小調，但從和弦走向看較接近 E 大調，以下級數以後者為準。依出現時間長短排序，用得最多的是 E（I，約 46%）、Fm（bii，約 13%）、Am（iv，約 8%）、C（bVI，約 6%）、G#（III，約 6%）。括號裡是以 E 大調為準的級數，主和弦 E 本身就是用得最多的和弦。

調內和弦佔全曲時間的 61%，調外和弦以 Fm（bii，13%）、Am（iv，8%）、C（bVI，6%）最明顯，是這首歌和聲色彩變化的來源。

最常出現的和弦進行

〈Short **** Man〉重複最多次的四和弦進行是 E → Em → A → Am（級數 I → i → IV → iv），全曲出現 7 次，第一次大約在 3 秒的位置，這幾段加起來約佔全曲換和弦的 12%。

吉他彈奏建議

用原調 E 彈，開放和弦（不用按封閉的 C、D、E、G、A、Am、Dm、Em）約佔 67% 的時間，需要按封閉或較難的和弦有 Fm、G#、G#m、C#m。

原調已經以開放和弦為主，不需要移調夾，適合吉他新手練習。

在20 Fingers作品裡的位置

魔鏡分析過 20 Fingers 的 39 首歌，其中 E 大調有 4 首（10%），20 Fingers最常用的是 F# 大調（9 首）。

每分鐘 129 拍比20 Fingers 33% 的歌還快，20 Fingers歌曲的中位數速度是 129 拍。

情緒同樣是「激昂」的作品，20 Fingers共有 8 首。

專輯曲序

〈Short **** Man〉是專輯《On the Attack and More》（1995-03-17）的第 11 首，這張專輯在魔鏡收錄 12 首歌。

以上數字由魔鏡 AI 從音訊自動分析的和弦與旋律計算，僅供參考。

主要和弦按法：E Fm G#Am C C#m

20 Fingers全部吉他譜：原調、Capo 與難易度 →

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常見問題

Short **** Man的歌詞在講什麼？

以戲謔口吻嘲諷性能力不足的男性，表達強烈排斥與不屑。

Short **** Man是誰唱的？

Short **** Man由20 Fingers演唱，完整歌詞與歌曲解析可在魔鏡歌詞網查看。

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