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Short **** Man

LaLa Hsu · On the Attack and More · 1995-03-17

以戲謔嘲諷語氣批判對男性身體的刻板審視與價值判斷。

〈Short **** Man〉是LaLa Hsu演唱的歌曲，收錄於 1995-03-17 發行的專輯《On the Attack and More》。經魔鏡 AI 音訊分析，全曲調性為 F 大調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒歡快。魔鏡歌詞網收錄本曲的完整歌詞、吉他和弦譜、卡拉OK 同步歌詞，皆可免費查看。

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調性F 大調節奏129 BPM 情緒歡快 AI 音訊分析

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Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

What in the world is that fu*king thing?

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be

the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Ah-huh-huh...

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest di*ck

I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Short **** Man - LaLa Hsu 更多更詳盡歌詞在 ※ Mojim.org 魔鏡歌詞網 https://mojim.org/song/LaLa-Hsu-Short-****-Man-448406

對拍微調

[00:45.464]Don't want no short di*k man

[00:48.890]Don't want no short di*k man

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[00:56.209]Don't want no short di*k man

[00:59.589]Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

[01:08.710]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:12.653]Don't want no short di*k man

[01:14.760]What in the world is that fu*king thing?

[01:18.187]Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

[01:21.844]That has got to be

[01:23.412]the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

[01:27.357]Get the f- outta here

[01:28.939]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[01:30.782]Shriveled little short di*k man

[01:32.607]Don't, don't, don't

[01:34.161]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:35.973]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[01:38.051]Shriveled little short di*k man

[01:39.893]Don't, don't, don't

[01:41.210]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:43.041]Don't want no short di*k man

[01:47.183]Don't want no short di*k man

[01:50.808]Don't want no short di*k man

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[02:20.192]Don't want no short di*k man

[02:23.600]Don't want no short di*k man

[02:27.016]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:28.836]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:30.932]Don't, don't, don't

[02:32.232]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:34.045]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:36.115]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:38.180]Don't, don't, don't

[02:39.495]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:41.590]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:43.417]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:45.250]Don't, don't, don't

[02:46.806]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:48.610]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:50.434]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:52.531]Don't, don't, don't

[02:54.095]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:56.153]Ah-huh-huh...

[03:01.060]Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

[03:09.154]You need to put your pants back on, honey

[03:10.982]Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

[03:18.061]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[03:23.827]Don't want no short di*k man

[03:25.641]Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

[03:38.544]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[03:39.576]Shriveled little short di*k man

[03:44.047]Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

[03:47.438]That has got to be the smallest di*ck

[03:50.295]I've ever seen in my whole life

[03:52.899]Get the f- outta here

[03:54.728]Don't want no short di*k man

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移調原調

A#DmEFmD#Em

Don't want no short di*k man

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Don't want no short di*k man

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Don't want no short di*k man

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Don't want no short di*k man

AGmA#mEmDADmD#GEmA#D#mA#F#A#mG#mEm

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

GAmEmGmDmD#

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

GmG#mEmBmDm

Don't want no short di*k man

G#mG#DA#DmA#E

What in the world is that fu*king thing?

GA#mEmA

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

F#mGmF#m

That has got to be

FFmF

the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

FmF

Get the f- outta here

DF

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

DF

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Fm

Shriveled little short di*k man

F

Don't, don't, don't

FmF

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

F#FD

Don't want no short di*k man

F#mDF

Don't want no short di*k man

FmF

Don't want no short di*k man

FmFA#mFFmFF#mFFmFFmFFmFA#mFD

Don't want no short di*k man

F#mD

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Ah-huh-huh...

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest di*ck

I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

和弦由 AI 自動分析音訊產生（自動辨識，僅供參考）。

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AI 依歌詞回答（免費，僅供參考）

曲解析

《Short **** Man》調性為 F 大調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒歡快。主要和弦為 F、D#、Fm、Em。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）

歌詞解析

一句話主旨

以戲謔嘲諷語氣批判對男性身體的刻板審視與價值判斷。

主題

探討社會對男性身體的評價標準，以及個人對此類歧視性言論的反駁與嘲諷。

情緒

憤怒、嘲諷、戲謔，帶有強烈的反叛與自我肯定情緒。

意象與手法

1. 重複句式「Don't want no short di*k man」強化抗議基調，形成口語化咒語效果。

2. 「Iny weeny teeny weeny」等擬聲詞製造荒謬感，消解傳統對男性氣概的神化。

3. 「Shriveled little short di*k man」以極端比喻貶低身體特徵，反向批判審美霸權。

重點句解讀

1. 「Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?」

→ 誇張比喻將身體特徵矮化為需「處理」的異物，質疑社會對男性身體的異化觀看。

2. 「That has got to be the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life」

→ 無限放大「小」的意象，揭露評斷標準的荒謬性與無意義。

3. 「Isn't that cute? An extra belly button」

→ 以「可愛」反諷嘲弄，將身體特徵轉化為可笑的審美物件，解構傳統男性氣質定義。

適合情境

面對性别刻板印象時的自我表達、對社會審美霸權的戲謔反駁、或需要宣洩憤怒情緒時的聽覺宣傳。

魔鏡站長解析

站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。

歌曲冷知識

AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。

這首歌詞如何？

常見問題

Short **** Man的歌詞在講什麼？

以戲謔嘲諷語氣批判對男性身體的刻板審視與價值判斷。

Short **** Man是誰唱的？

Short **** Man由LaLa Hsu演唱，完整歌詞與歌曲解析可在魔鏡歌詞網查看。

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