“What would you like for Christmas?”
Ok I want
38 fbb line the f up to s g
Haha That’s Me
$ on my face
I want that moi sti
F the bed sheet
We don’t gotta reconnect
you better have the vaccine
Safety first
Uh uh that’s prolly not the Safety issue I should worry first
s..h.. Bablahblah
Happy Birthday
No more s party
I should stick to monogamy
Shout out to Anny
We should go to Iceland have some wildest s in the forest
I already booked that mfin bubble airbnb
Wishing for a star (bling bling)
I’m talking about a p star (big buubs)
Up down left right hop on my d
Best part she swallow come
Grrrrrr
G G G (Bow)
G G G (Bow)
Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)
Blood no Crips that Rudolph pull up wit a drive by shooting like
( *** 天籟 ***)
boost a depressed 了bido
that girl gave the best heaad
cuz she don’t care about breathing
Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village
Mf claim they devious
But don’t even eat a$5
We know you don’t get
Not even wit six packs
Light a lean spliff
Pass the joint my man cough gags
Bossa Nova playlist on repeat when I robin every kindergarten kids gift
Jezuz I’m too damed
Xmas Freestyle - 陳曉東
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[00:00.000]作詞 : 99 God
[00:01.000]作曲 : 99 God
[00:02.000]編曲 : 99 God
[00:21.439]“What would you like for Christmas?”
[00:23.155]Ok I want
[00:23.914]38 fbb line the f up to s g
[00:25.862]Haha That’s Me
[00:26.769]$ on my face
[00:27.436]I want that moi sti
[00:28.008]F the bed sheet
[00:28.519]We don’t gotta reconnect
[00:29.657]you better have the vaccine
[00:30.691]Safety first
[00:31.200]Uh uh that’s prolly not the Safety issue I should worry first
[00:33.600]s..h.. Bablahblah
[00:35.179]Happy Birthday
[00:35.919]No more s party
[00:36.719]I should stick to monogamy
[00:37.754]Shout out to Anny
[00:38.488]We should go to Iceland have some wildest s in the forest
[00:40.690]I already booked that mfin bubble airbnb
[00:42.715]Wishing for a star (bling bling)
[00:44.988]I’m talking about a p star (big buubs)
[00:47.301]Up down left right hop on my d
[00:49.338]Best part she swallow come
[00:51.461]Grrrrrr
[00:52.318]G G G (Bow)
[00:53.391]G G G (Bow)
[00:54.568]Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)
[00:56.854]Blood no Crips that Rudolph pull up wit a drive by shooting like
[01:00.683]( *** 天籟 ***)
[01:01.421]boost a depressed 了bido
[01:02.431]that girl gave the best heaad
[01:03.646]cuz she don’t care about breathing
[01:05.330]Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village
[01:08.367]Mf claim they devious
[01:09.785]But don’t even eat a$5
[01:11.300]We know you don’t get
[01:12.311]Not even wit six packs
[01:13.358]Light a lean spliff
[01:14.251]Pass the joint my man cough gags
[01:16.316]Bossa Nova playlist on repeat when I robin every kindergarten kids gift
[01:19.775]Jezuz I’m too damed
移調 原調
F
作詞 : 99 God
作曲 : 99 God
FmCFDmFA#FCFFmFCFDmA#FA#F
編曲 : 99 God
“What would you like for Christmas?”
Fm
Ok I want
FAmC#mAmC
38 fbb line the f up to s g
AmG#
Haha That’s Me
FmG
$ on my face
FFm
I want that moi sti
F
F the bed sheet
We don’t gotta reconnect
FmFFm
you better have the vaccine
Safety first
FFmFFm
Uh uh that’s prolly not the Safety issue I should worry first
FCFm
s..h.. Bablahblah
F
Happy Birthday
E
No more s party
AmCAm
I should stick to monogamy
G#mG#
Shout out to Anny
D#FmC#DGDm
We should go to Iceland have some wildest s in the forest
C#Fm
I already booked that mfin bubble airbnb
D#mAmFFmFFm
Wishing for a star (bling bling)
FFm
I’m talking about a p star (big buubs)
FFmEmA#
Up down left right hop on my d
FA#A#mFA
Best part she swallow come
Gm
Grrrrrr
AmEAm
G G G (Bow)
E
G G G (Bow)
AmGmG
Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)
GmC#GmFmF
Blood no Crips that Rudolph pull up wit a drive by shooting like
Dm
( *** 天籟 ***)
A#A#m
boost a depressed 了bido
FAA#
that girl gave the best heaad
FC#mAm
cuz she don’t care about breathing
FmAAmDFmCD
Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village
GGm
Mf claim they devious
FmFG#
But don’t even eat a$5
CF
We know you don’t get
AmFFm
Not even wit six packs
FFm
Light a lean spliff
FFm
Pass the joint my man cough gags
FDmFmFG#Dm
Bossa Nova playlist on repeat when I robin every kindergarten kids gift
C#mDmAmFmA#mAmDmA#FAmEAmG#AmF#mDGmCDEmGmGEFmCFFmGFFmFEFmFAmC#DmDC#DmADmDC#GmDmC#A#AmFmAmG#AmFG#mFmFFmEmAmF#mC#EFmC#A#mFFmCFAmC#DmAC#A#GmG#mFmGmG#mG#CmG#mGmCF#mFmCF#mDEAmEEmCFG#mC#G#G#mG#CmDmC#GmDmC#GmFFmFFmFA#GFFmCFmCFFmFEG#AmEmEG#FmDmFmFC#A#FFmAmCFFmFFmCCmFmFEAmG#mD#G#mC#DGDmC#FmD#mFFmFFmFFmFFmA#FDmA#FC#F#mGmFEAmEAmGmC#CF#mFmFAmFmFA#mA#FDmA#A#mAmFmAmEAmF#mFmCGmDGmFmFFmG#CmFFmFFmCmFCmFFmFAmFmFC#DmAC#mDmAAmFmA#AmDmA#FAmEAmDAmFGmEmG#mDEmGFFmCFEFmGFFmFEFmFFmFDmG#DmDC#mDmC#GmDmA#A#mFG#mEAmG#AmFG#mFmFFmCGmFECEmFFmFFmFEFmFDmDC#mDmEA#FA#FAmG#AmEG#AmF#mGmCF#mC#GmEmDG#FmCAmEGFFmFG#FmFFmFEG#mDmDDmGmDmC#A#AmFmAmEAmFEFmEmFmCEmAmF#mC#A#mC#FmAmFCFCFA#G#GmG#mCmG#
Jezuz I’m too damed
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曲解析
《Xmas Freestyle》調性為 A 小調、速度約每分鐘 161 拍、整體情緒激昂。主要和弦為 F、Fm、Am、Dm。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）
歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以聖誕節為背景，詮釋物質欲望與情感糾葛的混亂心態。
主題
聖誕節的奢華幻想、情感關係的矛盾、社會現象的諷刺。
情緒
躁動、迷離、戲謔中帶有疏離感。
意象與手法
將聖誕節符號（如聖誕老人、星星）與俚語、物質追求並置，形成反差；運用重複句式（如G G G Bow）強化節奏感；以「Congee Village」等拼貼詞語製造荒誕感。
重點句解讀
1. 「What would you like for Christmas?」
提出聖誕節常見提問，卻接續「38 fbb line the f up to s g」等無意義俚語，暗示對節日儀式感的消解與嘲諷。
2. 「Wishing for a star (bling bling)」
「星」象徵願望，但括號內「bling bling」點明其實是對奢侈品的貪婪，顯示願望的物質化傾向。
3. 「Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her」
「冷心」與「溫暖」的矛盾，隱喻情感交換的虛假慰藉，並以粗俗語「nuuut」強化肉體關係的直接性。
4. 「Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)」
「kokane」為俚語「cock」變體，聖誕老人竟與性暗示連結，顛覆傳統聖誕形象，反映消費主義下節日意義的異化。
適合情境
派對喧鬧時、情緒低落時、反思物質主義時。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。