“What would you like for Christmas?”
Ok I want
38 fbb line the f up to s g
Haha That’s Me
$ on my face
I want that moi sti
F the bed sheet
We don’t gotta reconnect
you better have the vaccine
Safety first
Uh uh that’s prolly not the Safety issue I should worry first
s..h.. Bablahblah
Happy Birthday
No more s party
I should stick to monogamy
Shout out to Anny
We should go to Iceland have some wildest s in the forest
I already booked that mfin bubble airbnb
Wishing for a star (bling bling)
I’m talking about a p star (big buubs)
Up down left right hop on my d
Best part she swallow come
Grrrrrr
G G G (Bow)
G G G (Bow)
Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)
Blood no Crips that Rudolph pull up wit a drive by shooting like
( *** 天籟 ***)
boost a depressed 了bido
that girl gave the best heaad
cuz she don’t care about breathing
Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village
Mf claim they devious
But don’t even eat a$5
We know you don’t get
Not even wit six packs
Light a lean spliff
Pass the joint my man cough gags
Bossa Nova playlist on repeat when I robin every kindergarten kids gift
Jezuz I’m too damed
Xmas Freestyle - 許慧欣
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[00:00.000]作詞 : 99 God
[00:01.000]作曲 : 99 God
[00:02.000]編曲 : 99 God
[00:21.439]“What would you like for Christmas?”
[00:23.155]Ok I want
[00:23.914]38 fbb line the f up to s g
[00:25.862]Haha That’s Me
[00:26.769]$ on my face
[00:27.436]I want that moi sti
[00:28.008]F the bed sheet
[00:28.519]We don’t gotta reconnect
[00:29.657]you better have the vaccine
[00:30.691]Safety first
[00:31.200]Uh uh that’s prolly not the Safety issue I should worry first
[00:33.600]s..h.. Bablahblah
[00:35.179]Happy Birthday
[00:35.919]No more s party
[00:36.719]I should stick to monogamy
[00:37.754]Shout out to Anny
[00:38.488]We should go to Iceland have some wildest s in the forest
[00:40.690]I already booked that mfin bubble airbnb
[00:42.715]Wishing for a star (bling bling)
[00:44.988]I’m talking about a p star (big buubs)
[00:47.301]Up down left right hop on my d
[00:49.338]Best part she swallow come
[00:51.461]Grrrrrr
[00:52.318]G G G (Bow)
[00:53.391]G G G (Bow)
[00:54.568]Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)
[00:56.854]Blood no Crips that Rudolph pull up wit a drive by shooting like
[01:00.683]( *** 天籟 ***)
[01:01.421]boost a depressed 了bido
[01:02.431]that girl gave the best heaad
[01:03.646]cuz she don’t care about breathing
[01:05.330]Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village
[01:08.367]Mf claim they devious
[01:09.785]But don’t even eat a$5
[01:11.300]We know you don’t get
[01:12.311]Not even wit six packs
[01:13.358]Light a lean spliff
[01:14.251]Pass the joint my man cough gags
[01:16.316]Bossa Nova playlist on repeat when I robin every kindergarten kids gift
[01:19.775]Jezuz I’m too damed
移調 原調
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作詞 : 99 God
D#Fm
作曲 : 99 God
EmD#mG#G#mG#C#C#mF#BBmA#D#mA#D#G#FmA#G#A#mD#G#AmG#
編曲 : 99 God
Cm
“What would you like for Christmas?”
Fm
Ok I want
E
38 fbb line the f up to s g
D#
Haha That’s Me
A#m
$ on my face
Cm
I want that moi sti
F the bed sheet
D#
We don’t gotta reconnect
CmFm
you better have the vaccine
Safety first
FA#m
Uh uh that’s prolly not the Safety issue I should worry first
D#
s..h.. Bablahblah
C#mC
Happy Birthday
No more s party
CmEm
I should stick to monogamy
Bm
Shout out to Anny
EmG#mA#mD#
We should go to Iceland have some wildest s in the forest
FmD#D
I already booked that mfin bubble airbnb
AG#Cm
Wishing for a star (bling bling)
A#G#C#D#
I’m talking about a p star (big buubs)
A#mF#A#mG#m
Up down left right hop on my d
D#F#Cm
Best part she swallow come
G#
Grrrrrr
Cm
G G G (Bow)
G#
G G G (Bow)
A#mD#A#
Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)
D#AG#D#Fm
Blood no Crips that Rudolph pull up wit a drive by shooting like
( *** 天籟 ***)
F
boost a depressed 了bido
GGm
that girl gave the best heaad
C
cuz she don’t care about breathing
A#mFmC
Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village
Am
Mf claim they devious
G#
But don’t even eat a$5
D#
We know you don’t get
A
Not even wit six packs
G#
Light a lean spliff
G#mG#
Pass the joint my man cough gags
CmG#CmF#
Bossa Nova playlist on repeat when I robin every kindergarten kids gift
A#A#mC#mD#ADmG#FmD#DmDG#GCCmCBA#A#mD#AAmG#FmG#A#mA#D#G#A#mFCmG#FmG#A#mA#A#mAG#CmD#FmD#G#C#G#CFmEA#mD#G#G#mA#mD#FmA#mEFA#mD#CmC#CmD#GmA#mGmC#mAG#G#mFmG#D#ECmGmG#mA#CmBmDC#mF#mBF#mFmDF#mGG#mCEGmD#mDEFmF#mEmFmG#CmFmBmFmC#mD#mG#mA#mC#A#mFGmEC#EAGmCFmEC#mBA#mFmFGmDA#mD#DEmA#EmA#mCmA#mG#ADmD#mEmA#G#C#BmAmFmFDmGD#mC#mDmF#F#mDGDmGCAmDmGGmGFmCAmCDBmGAmCDmCGGmGCGDDmA#EmGCCmEmCC#mDDmDF#mBmDD#mDGmCGmCC#DEmDGEmEG#mAmA#GBmA#A#mDBDD#mBF#mD#mBmD#GmC#D#G#FF#GmCGmGGmAmDmGGmD#A#A#mDmDC#BmFmGEA#AmG#A#FFmA#DFmF#DGmDmF#G#mFEmA#mG#mFGCmED#EmCF#mGmEEmEC#GmACmEBC#GmDmCDmC#mC#FEmGmCAFmEACD#DD#mEEmC#mF#BmD#mDG#mGmFmGAmC#mA#BDBmD#DEF#mCEmAC#mFmEmFmGBEmA#DCF#mEmCC#mC#CGmC#A#F#mFmAA#mFEmEA#mFmBmF#mCmGmG#mGFmF#G#D#FmA#mDmAAmBA#DBG#mBCGmF#mGmA#mF#mBBmF#GmDEF#mDDmDGmDDmADD#mDF#mDCDGmFFmDmDEDmA#EDmAmDDmDCF#mDmDAF#mDGGmA#GDmA#GA#mF#D#mAG#mA#mAmD#CmCD#D#mCG#mD#BBmCDmEmA#A#mD#mEmDmG#DmG#mDmCEFmG#mF#EFmD#mD#CmFmEmCmC#FmG#AED#mEmD#FmBBmF#FmC#mDBEEmBAmAEEmEAEC#mEC#mAAmEAEEmAEEmAEBmD#mF#mEAmAC#mC#FEEmEAEAAmC#mEDmEC#EAmECmC#mGAmG#BA#F#CEmA#FmF#mDmDG#mEBmEmCC#G#CD#A#C#mEF#FmAmDA#mCDCF#mEmB
Jezuz I’m too damed
和弦由 AI 自動分析音訊產生（自動辨識，僅供參考）。
AI 從音訊辨識的主旋律（以 D# 調為 1，數字上下點為高低八度）。為自動估計、個別音可能有誤，僅供哼唱抓調參考，非正式樂譜。彈唱請看「和弦」分頁。
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曲解析
《Xmas Freestyle》調性為 D# 大調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒歡快。主要和弦為 E、D、Fm、D#。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）
歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以碎片化語句解構聖誕節的商業符號與個人欲望的衝突。
主題
聖誕節的物質化、個人主義的叛逆，以及對傳統節日氛圍的疏離感。
情緒
混亂、戲謔、疏離，並帶有對現實的無力感與嘲諷。
意象與手法
運用俚語、拼貼敘事與不連貫意象（如「星」、「粥村」、「Airbnb」）， juxtapose 聖誕符號與日常粗俗語境，製造反差與荒謬感。
重點句解讀
1. 「Santa loves kokane (piupiu mf)」
原文聖誕老人喜愛可口可樂（Piu Piu 飲料）
解析將聖誕神話與消費符號結合，嘲諷聖誕節被商業化至連神祇都需「喝飲料」。
2. 「Cold heart feel warm when I nuuut in her then call it Congee Village」
原文冰冷的心在與她「nuuut」後感到溫暖，卻稱之為「粥村」
解析以「粥村」（港式英語）諷刺情感關係的虛偽，將溫柔感受與粗俗語言並置，凸顯情緒的矛盾性。
3. 「Light a lean spliff, Pass the joint my man cough gags」
原文點燃一枝煙，遞給朋友卻被咳嗽嗆到
解析描繪派對中的失控場景，隱喻對節日歡樂氛圍的疏離與排斥。
適合情境
適合在聖誕節期間，於派對或獨處時聆聽，作為對節日文化的一種解構與反芻。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。