Subtitled Version 中英文字幕版

zǒu zài qián miàn de xiǎo gē ge . xiǎo gē ge ~ / Excuse me, On ii-san. On ii-saad an. Yes,you the one walking down the road

duì , wǒ zài jiào nǐ . kě yǐ xiàn wù nǐ yì diǎn shí jiàn má ? / Could i have a moment of your timer

tū rán bǎ nǐ jiào zhù , zhēn bù hǎo yì si . wǒ jiào zuò yī chuī yǎ . / My apologies for stopping you so suddenly.

wǒ shì tāo ěr shè tuán de yí wèi chéng yuán , fù zé wéi dà jiā dài qù zhì yù yǔ shū xīn . / My name is l buki Miyabi,and lam part of the ear cleaning club

méi cuò , tāo ěr shè tuán . nǐ yǒu tīng shuō guò má ? / Yes,that's right,the ear cleaning club. Haven't you heard of use

wǒ mén shè tuán tí gōng yǐ tāo ěr wéi zhōng xīn de gè zhǒng àn mó fú wù / Our goal is to provide people exhausted by their daily routine relaxation and relief through cleansing ear massages

That way.they "l have the energy to face tomorrow.

wéi de shì zhì yù dà jiā pí de shēn xīn , ràng míng tiān de huó dòng chōng mǎn néng liàng / That way.they "ll have the energy to face tomorrow.

nǐ zhī dào zuì jìn yǒu yuè lái yuè duō de tāo ěr zhuān mén diàn kāi zhāng le má 8 Have you heard of the ear cleaning parlors that have become popular recently?

wǒ mén shè tuán suǒ tí gōng de jiù shì lèi sì nà yàng de fú wù , / Our club offers services similar to those

wǒ mén shè tuán zài zhè suǒ dà xué lǐ yīng gāi huán suàn shì tǐng yǒu míng de ?·· / Pm Surprised you havent heard of us,were a rather well-known club atf his college..

a , nǐ shì xīn shēng ba duì bu duì ? / wait,are you perhaps a freshman?

guǒ rán shì zhè yàng . nà yě nán guài nǐ bù zhī dào . / I thought as much. No wonder you didnt know.

qí shí , wǒ cóng qián jī tiān kāi shǐ jiù zhù yì dào nǐ le , / The truth is, Ive seen you walking around campus these past few days.

gǎn jué nǐ hǎo xiàng jī zàn le xiāng dāng duō de pí láo , / and you struck me as someone who was awfully tired

Every time 7 you were pretty out of i

kàn shàng qù yǒu diǎn hún bù shǒu shè de yàng zǐ , zǒu lù yě diē diē zhuàng zhuàng de ·· / Every time l saw you,you looked like you were pretty out of it..

wǒ cóng páng biān kàn zhù nǐ zhè mó xīn kǔ de yàng zǐ , dōu wéi nǐ jué dé dān xīn . / i was worried you might be under a lot of stress

rán hòu cān tiān wǒ kàn dào nǐ , guǒ rán huán shì yì liǎn pí yì de shén sè , suǒ yǐ jiù shàng nǐ dā huà le / When I saw you today.you looked even more tired than usual,sol couldn"thelp buf call out to you.

nǐ jué dé zěn mó yàng ? rú guǒ nǐ gǎn jué zì jǐ yǒu xiē pí yì de huà / lf you're so tired, Why don't you avail yourself of our club'sservices t

jiù qǐng lái wǒ mén de shè tuán zhì yù yí xià nǐ de shēn xīn ba 、 / I promise you ll be physically and mentally refreshed

a , zhè gè dāng rán bú yòng huā qián . bú guò xū yào shāo wēi huā fèi yì diǎn nǐ de shí jiàn ····· / Oh,and naturally it won't cost you a dime. All la skis for a little bit of your time

méi wèn tí ? hē hē hē , xiè xiè nǐ . / Oh your e willing to give it at ry? Ufufu,why thank you.

nà jiù gēn wǒ guò lái ba . jiù qǐng nǐ / you Q wonde nul relaxing

nà jiù gēn wǒ guò lái ba . jiù qǐng nǐ quán chéng fàng sōng dì , yì dì xiǎng shòu bèi zhì yù de guò chéng ba / In that case,please follow me. Pll show you a wonderful,relaxing time.

huān yíng guāng lín wǒ mén tāo ěr shè tuán de fáng jiàn . / Welcome. This is the ear cleaning club's clubroom.

duì le . nǐ jiào shén mó míng zì ? / Oh yes,what's your name r

?··· hē hē hē , zhēn shì gè hǎo míng zì / . U fufu,wht a splendid name.

nà jiù zhèng ràng wǒ mén kāi shǐ ba . kě yǐ qǐng nǐ zuò zài nà biān de chuáng shàng má . / Now then,let us begin.lf you would be so kind as to sit down on that bed over there

shǒu xiān wǒ jiāng kāi shǐ gěi nǐ àn mó ěr duo . nǐ zhī dào má ? ěr duǒ shàng qí shí yǒu yì bǎi duō gè xué wèi ne / Let'sstar f with a simple ear massage. Did you know,the human ear has over a hundred pressure points

yīn cǐ , àn mó ěr duo qí shí huán yǒu qù chú yǎn jīng pí láo ya tóu tòng ya bó zǐ suān děng gōng xiào ne . / Just by massaging your ears,you can alleviate eye strain,headaches and e stiffness

yīn wéi zuì jìn dà jiā kàn shǒu jī ya diàn nǎo shén mó de , jīng cháng huì yòng yǎn guò dù / These days,everyone is glued to their phones and computers so a lot of people suffer from eye strain.

nǐ shì bu shì yě shì zhè yàng a ? / How about you?

ooo ooo píng shí jīng cháng dǎ yóu xì ? zhè yàng zǐ a , nà zhè gè àn mó zhèng hǎo hěn shì hé nǐ ne . / .. You ire always playing video games at home r Ise e,then this massage will be perfect for you.

nà jiù kāi shǐ gē / Now then,let us begin.

shǒu xiān wǒ huì xiàng zhè yàng , yòng liǎng zhī shǒu de shǒu zhǐ bāo guǒ zhù nǐ de ěr duo , màn màn dì cì jī tā / First let's start by gently kneading your ears with my fingers.

gǎn jué huán xíng má ? / How are you feeling

píng shí yī bān méi shén mó jī huì ràng bié rén pèng zì jǐ de ěr duo , suǒ yǐ yǒu yì zhǒng hěn qí tè de gǎn jué duì bu duì / People don't often have others touching their ears,so I'm sure it must feel a bit odd

ràng wǒ yòng zhǐ jiān jǐ niē nǐ ěr duo de biān yuán bù fen , jǐ yi jǐ , niē yi niē / Now Pll knead the tips of your ears with the tips of my fingers,just like this. Knead

cóng shàng miàn yì zhí dào ěr chuí , quán dōu niē yi niē . / Were going to go all the way from the top of your earlobe to the bottom.

qí shí guāng zhè mó zuò jiù néng gòu cì jī dào hěn duō de xué wèi , huì yǒu hěn hǎo de xiào guǒ ò ., / There's plenty of pressure points on the edges,so you should already start feeling the massage's effects.

duì le duì le , shuō dào yóu xì , zuì jìn dà xué lǐ jīng cháng yǒu kàn dào yóu xì shè tuán tiē de chuán dān ne . / Oh yes,speaking of videogames, Ive been seeing a lot of recruitment posters for the video game club recently.

nǐ shì bu shì yě jiā rù le nà lǐ a ? / Are you also a member of it e

guǒ rán shì zhè yàng . lǐ miàn jù jí le yì qún xiàng nǐ zhè yàng xǐ huān yóu xì de rén má ?, / I thought so. Are there plenty of other game-lovers there too p

xīng qù ài hǎo xiāng tóng de rén jù jí zài yì qǐ de shè tuán , tīng shàng qù jiù hěn kāi xīn . / The point of a club is to gather people with similar interests,after all

nǐ mén bú shì wán yóu xì , ér shì zuò yóu xì ? yuán lái nǐ mén shì yóu xì zhì zuò zhě a . / Huh? You guys do nf play games,but you make them? I see,so you re developers

wǒ bù zěn mó wán yóu xì , suǒ yǐ bú shì hěn liào jiě , dàn kěn dìng hěn xīn zhù ba .. guāng / Id on it really play too many games sol dont know What it's like to make one,but r'm sure it must be tough

wǒ jì xù àn mó gē . / Now then,let's continue the massage.

zhè cì ràng wǒ yòng shǒu zhǐ niē zhù nǐ de ěr kuò , shàng shàng xià xià dì huá dòng , cuō yi cuō , cā yi cā / Now Im going to pinch your earlobes and slide my fingers up and down,just like this. Whoosh f woosh.

zài niē jiā ěr duo lǐ miàn yì diǎn de dì fāng , mó cā zhù cì jī xué wèi . / Now we're going to do the inside of your ear.

wǒ huán huì shí bu shí dì lā shēn yí xià , róu yi róu nǐ de ěr duo , / And now Pm going to stretch your ears out a little and play with them a bit.

gǎn jué shū fú má ? jiù lián yǒu xiē lǎo shī yě hěn xǐ huān 、 jīng cháng huì lái zhè àn mó ne .

gǎn jué shū fú má ? jiù lián yǒu xiē lǎo shī yě hěn xǐ huān , jīng cháng huì lái zuò zhè gè àn mó ne . / Are you enjoying yourself? Apparently this massage is so popular our club has regulars even among the faculty.

yě yǒu rén jī hū měi tiān dōu huì lái wǒ mén de shè tuán , / There's also a few people who come here every day

suī rán hěn fán máng , dàn shì yì xiǎng dào dà jiā shì zhè mó de xū yào wǒ mén , jiù jué dé bì xū yào jiā yóu cái xíng / They must be so busy.yet they find time to come everyday.

suī rán hěn fán máng , dàn shì yì xiǎng dào dà jiā shì zhè mó de xū yào wǒ mén , jiù jué dé bì xū yào jiā yóu cái xíng / When I think about that,l feel like l have to work even harder for their sake.

xiàng zhè yàng niē jiā nǐ de ěr , róu yi róu , cā yi cā . qīng qīng dì wǎng xià miàn , huán yǒu páng biān lā shēn yí xià ······ / Pl pinch your earlobe a little,and slide it up and down some. Now that if'snice and loose.le f'sstretch if out..

Would more abou f your club a

wǒ kě yǐ zài dǎ tīng yì xiē nǐ mén shè tuán de shì qíng má ? / Would it be alright if you told me more about your clube

zài àn mó de shí hòu , wǒ mén wéi le hé gù kè jiā shēn yǒu hǎo de guān xì , huì hé nǐ mén liáo liáo shén mó de . / In order to get a better understanding of our customers,we like to talk to them about their interests

rú guǒ nǐ bù xǐ huān wǒ jiù ān ān jìng jìng dì / lf you'd rather not,that's fine too.but...

méi guān xì má ? hē hē hē , xiè xiè nǐ . / Oh you don't mind U fufu,thank youfor opening up to me.

bú guò , wǒ cái zhī dào yuán lái nǐ mén yóu xì shè tuán bú shì wán yóu xì ér shì zuò yóu xì de . / But you know.1'msurprised the video game club doesn't play games but makes them.

nǐ zhī bu zhī dào , zài zhè suǒ dà xué lǐ cún zài zhù gè zhǒng qiān qí bǎi guài de shè tuán ? / Did you know this college has a larger variety of clubs than most e

tǐ yù xì de shè tuán jī běn shàng dōu yǒu le ····· chú qù zhè xiē , huán yǒu yì xiē tīng qǐ lái jiù hěn gǔ guài de shè tuán / You have the usual sports clubs of course...but there's a lot of strange ones mixed in too.

wǒ suǒ zhī dào de jī gè , bǐ rú shuō yán jiū chāo zì rán xiàn xiàng de , huán yǒu shén mó tàn suǒ yǔ zhòu de shén mì zhī lèi de . / For example,the occult research club,or the universe seekers club

yīn wéi shí zài tài mò míng qí miào , wǒ gāng rù xué de shí hòu huán jué dé yǒu xiē hài pà ne . / To be honest, When i first enrolled l was a little scared of them since l had no idea what they did l

bú guò yuè shì nà yàng de shè tuán , tā mén zhāo rén de chuán dān nòng dé yě yuè jīng zhì ?·. / But you know.their recruitment flyers are always really fancy..

yǒu xiē shí hòu huán huì tì huàn chéng xīn de chuán dān , bù dé bù shuō huán shì hěn néng xī yǐn yǎn qiú de . / Whenever they bring out a new one l kind of feel like joining.

hé tā mén xiāng bǐ , nǐ mén de shè tuán jiù gǎn jué yǒu xiē pǔ tōng ······ hǎo xiàng méi yǒu zěn mó dà lì xuān chuán duì bu duì ? / Compared to that your club sounds a lot more...plain?lt hasn"t advertised itself very much,has it

guǎn nǐ mén hé wǒ mén shì shù shén mó de . / le even share the same blute y nom hind about wi

yīn cǐ , jǐn guǎn nǐ mén hé wǒ mén dōu zài tóng yí dòng shè tuán lóu lǐ huó dòng , wǒ què wán quán bù zhī dào nǐ mén shì zuò shén mó de / We even share the same building.yet I know absolutely nothing about what you guys do.

nǐ mén de chuán dān yě shì nà zhǒng hěn pǔ sù 、 hěn jiǎn dān de gǎn jué / Even your recruitment flyers are plain.

nǐ mén gěi wǒ de yìn xiàng , kě néng bǐ qǐ gāng cái shuō dào de nà xiē gǔ guài de shè tuán huán yào shén mì ne . / In some ways,your club'seven more mysterious than the other ones i talked about.

nǐ yě shì zhè mó xiǎng de ? yuán lái nǐ yì kāi shǐ yě shì yǐ wéi zhè shì gè wán yóu xì de shè tuán cái qù de a . / You think so too? Did you join because you also thought it was a club where people showed up to play games?

nà nǐ mén xiàn zài zài zhì zuò shén mó yàng de yóu xì a ! / So What kinds of game are you making right now?

shuō dào yóu xì de huà ····· méi , hǎo xiàng shì jiào RPG shén mó de , duì bu duì ? shì zài zhì zuò zhè zhǒng lèi xíng de má / lsit one of those umm.. RPGs? That is what they're calledisn"tit?

bú duì ? ǹg ?·· nà shì bu shì zuì jìn hěn yǒu rén qì de xiāo chú yóu xì ? / It's not? Umm...is if one of those puzzle games that are all the rage these days?

nà gè de huà wǒ yě yǒu wán guò yì diǎn . dàn wǒ wán bú tài hǎo , wán le yí huì jiù fàng qì le / Ive actually played one of those myself. Though i wasn"t very good at it,sol quit pretty quickly.

yě bú duì ? nà / It's not one of those either? Then...

huán yǒu shén mó bié de lèi xíng lái zhù ? ǹg ·......·· dá tí yóu xì 、 kǎ pái yóu xì zhī lèi de ? / Actually. What other gc me genres are the rer Umm.isit a quiz game or a cord game

bù fāng biàn gào sù wǒ ? yī a a , zhè shǔ wū qǐ yè jī mì , nǐ yǒu bǎo mì yì wù duì bu duì . / You can't tell me here r Oh.so it's all a secret

wǒ dǒng le . nà wǒ jiù bú zài zhuī wèn le . / l understand,l won"t ask any more about it.

nà wǒ chà bù duō kāi shǐ rèn zhēn àn mó gē . / Now then,let'smove onto the main part of the massage.

yòng zhǐ jiān róu yi róu ěr duo biān yuán / First Pll massage these folds right here..

ěr gōu de bù fen yě cuō yi cuō tā de xué wèi / Then well press down on this indent right here..

zài yòng shǒu zhǐ bǎ ěr duo zhěng gè bāo guǒ zhù , fǔ mō tā de quán tǐ / And now rll caress it with my fingers

gǎn jué zěn mó yàng ? hěn duō rén dōu shuō ěr bù àn mó hěn néng ràng rén fàng sōng . / How are you feeling? Most people say a near massage helps them relax.

nǐ yě gǎn jué qīng sōng le yì xiē má ? yǒu méi yǒu bèi zhì yù dào ya ? / Are you feeling relaxed? Healed.perhaps

000000 méi xiǎng dào huì zhè mó shū fú ? dì yī cì cháng shì de rén dōu zhè mó shuō ne . / o.ltfelt better than expected Everyone says that during their first time

kàn dào nǐ qiè shēn tǐ huì dào le ěr bù àn mó de xiào guǒ , wǒ yě hěn gāo xīng / 1'mglad you can see just how helpful ear massages are.

nà wǒ jiù kāi shǐ shāo wēi lì dù qiáng yì diǎn de àn mó gē , / Now then,it's time to go a little harder.

yòng shǒu zhǐ zhuā zhù nǐ de ěr duo , yì biān róu niē yì biān cì jī nǐ de xué wèi / From here on,rll be grabbing your ear and stimulating your pressure points. Like this

ěr gōu de bù fen huán yǒu ěr duǒ lǐ miàn , wǒ yě huì shāo shāo yòng lì dì gěi nǐ róu yi róu . / Now we're going to press down on the folds here.

nǐ zhī dào má , ěr bù àn mó bù zhǐ shì ěr duo zì shēn , ěr duo zhōu wéi de bù fen yě hěn zhòng yào / With a near massage,it's important to massage the areas around the ears as well

bǐ rú ěr duo fù jìn de jiǎo zhōu wéi , huán yǒu ěr duo bèi miàn kào jìn xià bā de dì fāng zhī lèi de . / For example,the part of the head behind your ears,or the top part of your jaw near your ears

suǒ yǐ wǒ jiāng huì zài nǐ de ěr duo sì zhōu , yòng zhǐ jiān gěi nǐ yā yi yā nà xiē qū yù . / So let'sget right to it. Squish,squish.

yā yi yā 、 yā yi yā . yā yi yā 、 yā yi yā . / Squish,squish,squish,squish.

jiē xià lái ràng wǒ yòng shǒu xiàng bǎ nǐ de ěr duo dǔ zhù yí yàng , gěi nǐ róu cuō zhù àn mó . mǐ / Next rll cover your ears with my hands and rub them back and forth

xiān cóng yòu ěr kāi shǐ . / Let's start with your right ear.

bǎ ěr duo zhěng gè gài jiā , róu yi róu cuō yi cuō . / First I cover it just like this,then we rub it all over. Rub rub rub.

róu yi róu , cuō yi cuō . cì jī dào ěr duo quán tǐ . / Rub rub rub rub. Ihave to make sure to get the whole ear.

xià miàn huàn chéng zuǒ ěr ò . gài jiā ěr duo , cuō yi cuō róu yi róu . / Now ler'sdo your lef f ear. First I cover it all like this,then I start rubbing. Rub rub rub.

zuì hòu bǎ nǐ de liǎng zhī ěr duo tóng shí dǔ zhù , zuǒ yòu yì qǐ róu cuō zhù àn mó / Finally. Pll do both ears at once. Ready for another rubbing?

yòng shǒu zhǎng àn yā yí xià , rán hòu màn màn dì yòng shǒu dà fú dù dì zhuǎn quān / ooo ooo Now rl I just press my palm down and move them in a circle

yí cì yòu yí cì , yí cì yòu yí cì . / Over and over.

zěn mó yàng ? zhè gè àn mó néng gòu hěn hǎo dì cì jī dào ěr duǒ , shēn tǐ yě huì biàn dé sōng . / How was it? Did the full-ear massage loosen up your body?

xiàn zài shì wǒ zài gěi nǐ zuò , dàn qí shí yǒu yì xiē ěr bù àn mó nǐ yě kě yǐ zì jǐ lái zuò . / I'm the one doing it for you right now.but you can do it yourself at home too if you feel tired

bìng bù zěn mó nán de . zhǐ yào zhù yì bú yào tài guò yòng lì jiù kě yǐ le / It's not very difficult. Just be careful not to use too much strength

wǒ lái jiào nǐ jī zhǒng ba . / lf you'd like,l could teach you.

wǒ xiàn zài gěi nǐ shì fàn yí biàn , yǐ hòu nǐ zhǐ yào gēn zhù zuò , zhī kào zì jǐ yě néng chōng fēn de dào fàng sōng de xiào guǒ . / lf you learn how to do it yourself,you"ll be able to relax wherever you are.

nà jiù qǐng nǐ hǎo hǎo jì jiā wǒ jiē xià lái yào zuò de bù zhòu gē / Let'sstart practicing.lll show you how it's done

shǒu xiān xiān xiàng zhè yàng , yòng dà mǔ zhǐ hé shí zhǐ niē zhù ěr duo , qīng qīng dì lā shēn / First,take your thumb and index finger and gently pinch your ear

xiān wǎng shàng miàn lā . shù yí xià wǔ miǎo . / Now slide your fingers up slowly while counting to five

1、2、3、4、5 / 1..2..3...4...5.

zài wǎng xià miàn .1、2、3、4、5 / Nowslide them back down.1...2...3..4...5.

rán hòu wǎng cè miàn .1、2、3、4-5. ǹg , hěn hǎo . / Nowto the side.1...2...3..4...5. Yes,just like that. Perfect

hěn jiǎn dān duì bu duì ? zhī xū yào yì diǎn kōng xiá shí jiàn , shuí dōu néng jiǎn dān zuò dào . / See,it's simple,right? Whenever you have time,you can do it yourself

jiē xià lái , zài jì xù tóng yàng qīng qīng lā shēn ěr duǒ de tóng shí , bǎ ěr duo xiàng zhuǎn quān quān yí yàng lái huí zhuǎn dòng . / Next,you stretch out your earlobes and spin them in a circle,like this.

jiù xiàng zhè yàng , zhuǎn a zhuǎn , zhuǎn a zhuǎn . chà bù duō wǔ cì jiù hǎo le / Spi in spii in spit in spi in. Five times should be good.

zhuǎn a zhuǎn , zhuǎn a zhuǎn . zhuǎn a zhuǎn . / Spijin Spitin spijins pitinspijin.

zuì hòu yòng liǎng zhī shǒu gài jiā ěr duo , xiàng huà yuán yí yàng màn màn dì zhuǎn a zhuǎn , zhuǎn a zhuǎn . zhè gè yě wǔ cì jiù hǎo le , / Finally.cover both your ears with your hands and spin them in a circle five times,like before.

zhuǎn a zhuǎn , zhuǎn a zhuǎn . zhuǎn a zhuǎn , zhuǎn a zhuǎn , zhuǎn a zhuǎn / Spijin Spiiin Spijin Spitin Spit in.

zài shuì jué qián huò zhě xǐ wán zǎo zhī hòu zuò zhè gè àn mó xiào guǒ huì tè bié hǎo / The best times to do this massage are right before you go to sleep,or right after you get out of the bath

yǒu jī huì qǐng yí dìng shì shì kàn / Try it out for yourself some time.

hǎo , nà mó àn mó jiù dào cǐ wéi zhǐ le . gǎn jué huán kě yǐ má ? yǒu méi yǒu jué dé qīng sōng le yì xiē ? / Alright,with that the massage is over. How did you find it? Relaxing?

bú guò , zhè huán bú suàn jié shù ne . ràng wǒ mén jìn xíng dào xià yí gè huán jié ba . / But were not done yet. There's still more to come.

jiē xià lái jiù ràng wǒ lái gěi nǐ qīng sǎo yí xià ěr duo ba . / Now then,let'sget your ears all nice and clean.

suǒ yǐ ······ kě yǐ qǐng nǐ tǎng dǎo zhè lǐ lái má . / And for that...we"llneed to do this. Go on,put your head here.

shì de , xī zhěn . qǐng nǐ bǎ nǎo dài tǎng dào wǒ de dà tuǐ shàng . / Th af'sright right onto my lap. For this part of the cleaning.youll also be getting a lap pillow

yǒu xiē bù hǎo yì sī má ? bú guò zhè shì zuì róng yì qīng sǎo de zī shì , suǒ yǐ zhǐ néng wěi qu yí xià nǐ gē / It's embarrassing you say? Please bear with it,it's easier for me if your ears are close

xiān cóng yòu ěr kāi shǐ . / Let's start with the right ear.

hǎo , xiè xiè nǐ . nǐ de liǎn dōu biàn hóng le . yòng bú zhù nà mó hài xiū de lā / There we go. Thank youverymuch. Are you blushing? There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

nǐ shì dì yī cì tǎng zài nǚ xìng de xī zhěn shàng má ! / ls this your first time lying in a girl's laps

zhè yàng a .1 dàn shì nǐ zài xiǎo shí hòu , kěn dìng yǒu tǎng zài mā mā de xī zhěn shàng guò ba ? / Isee. But surely your mom gave you lap pillows when you were littler

nà qǐng nǐ bǎ xiàn zài yě dāng chéng nà yàng . tǎng zài mā mā de tuǐ shàng jiù méi shén mó hǎo hài xiū de le ba ? / Think of me as your mother,the n.l'snot embarrassing if the lap pillow is from your mom,right e

yì shuō dào ěr duo de qīng sǎo , yì bān dōu huì xiǎng dào yòng tāo ěr bàng bǎ ěr gòu qīng lǐ diào ?···· / Norma lly in a near-cleaning youget your earwax dug out with an earpick

ér wǒ mén zhè lǐ huì xiān yǒu yí gè bú tài cháng jiàn de bù zhòu . tiáo rán hòu zài gěi nǐ tāo ěr duo ò . / But today were going to do something a little different. Of course rll properly clean out the earwax afterwards too.

nà mó shǒu xiān , wǒ huì bāng nǐ bǎ ěr máo guā dé qián qián jìng jìng / First,though,we're going to trim your ear hair

duì , guā ěr máo . / That's right,we"re going to shave you.

The reds on earwax builds up in your

ěr duo lǐ miàn yǒu hěn duō xì xì de xiǎo máo , ěr gòu jiù shì yīn wéi nián zài shàng miàn ér xíng chéng de . / The reason earwax builds up in your ears is because the re's tin y ear hairs inside your ears that it sticks to.

yīn cǐ , wǒ mén xū yào bǎ ěr máo guā diào cóng ér bǎo chí qián jìng . / By shaving all of that off,we"llbe able to make your ears clean and keep them clean.

shǐ yòng de zhè gè dào jù jiào zuò xué dāo . / Pll be using this hair trimmer to get rid of those pesky ear hairs

wài xíng zhù qǐ lái kě néng yǒu diǎn guài , dàn tā yě shì yí gè hěn hǎo yòng de guā máo gōng jù . / I know it looks strange,but l promise it's a real razor.

wài xíng kàn qǐ lái néng yǒu diǎn guài , dàn tā yě shì rù gè hěn hǎo yòng de luàn gōng

nà wǒ jiù kāi shǐ gē / Now then,let us begin.

dàn yě bú shì yí xià jiù kāi shǐ , shǒu xiān xiān ràng wǒ yòng zhè gēn shī mián bàng , shī rùn yí xià ěr duo lǐ biān . / Though of course l won't start shaving you right away.

dàn yě bú shì yí xià jiù kāi shǐ , shǒu xiān xiān ràng wǒ yòng zhè gēn shī mián bàng , shī rùn yí xià ěr duo lǐ biān , / First we need to use this soaked cotton swab to get the insides of your ears nice and wet.

xiàng zhè yàng bǎ ěr máo shī le zhī hòu , ěr máo jiù huì biàn ruǎn , biàn dé gèng róng yì guā . / If your hairs are wet,they "ll be soft and easy to shave.

···· ǹg , hěn hǎo . nà wǒ mǎ shàng kāi shǐ gěi nǐ guā gē . bǎ xué dāo shēn jìn nǐ de ěr duo lǐ / o. The rewe go. Now then,it's finally time to start shaving. Pl I just put this trimmer inside your ear and

shuàn shuàn shuàn 、 shuàn shuàn shuàn dì bāng nǐ guā qián jìng . / Snip snip,it's going well,isn"t it e

nǐ yǐ qián yǒu xiàng zhè yàng chǔ lǐ guò ěr máo má ? / Have you ever shaved your ear hairs before s

00000 méi yǒu guǒ rán shì zhè yàng zǐ a . bì jìng zhè bú shì shén mó cháng jiàn de xíng wéi . / . You haven't i guessed as much. Not too many people do.

jǐn guǎn xiàn zài shì chǎng shàng dōu yǒu mài yì xiē zhuān mén de yòng jù , shāo wēi biàn dé yǒu diǎn zhī míng dù le / oooo o Nowadays they sell ear hair trimmers so more people know that you can shave your ears..

kě huán shì chēng bú shàng yǒu míng / But if looks like not too many people do still.

tí dào ěr duo de qīng sǎo , yì kāi bān dōu huì xiǎng dào tāo ěr duo , dàn qí shí zhè gè yě hěn yǒu xiào guǒ / Most people just think of cleaning out earwax When it comes to ear hygiene,but this is just as important

yǒu xiē yán zhòng de rén , ěr duo lǐ miàn dōu cháng mǎn le mào mì de ěr máo . / Some people have so much hair you can see if sprouting out of their ears.

zài yán zhòng yì diǎn , shèn zhì huì yīn wéi ěr máo ér zào chéng tīng lì xià jiàng . / When there's that much,it can even impair hearing.

dào le nà zhǒng shí hòu , zhǐ yào xiàng zhè yàng bǎ ěr máo guā diào jiù hǎo le . / And often,the easiest solution is to just shave the excess hair

zhī bú guò , guā ěr máo yě jiù yì wèi zhù yào bǎ dāo rèn fàng jìn ěr duo lǐ , yīn cǐ huì yǒu hěn duō rén bú tài yuàn yì . / Of course,shaving ear hair requires putting a razor in your ear, Which a lot of people find unnerving

qí shí yě bù zhī xiàn wū guā ěr máo , yì bān zhè zhǒng shì qíng huán shì jiāo gěi zhuān mén de rén lái zuò gèng ān xīn . / For things like this,it's best to leave the work in the hands of a professional.

yīn wéi ěr duo lǐ miàn , jiù suàn hěn qiǎn de bù fen bú shì yě yǒu hěn duō wān lái niǔ qù de dì fāng ma . / The insides of your ear sure have a lot of twists and turns.

ér qiě , bù tóng de rén xíng zhuàng yě huì bù yí yàng . / Did you know,every person'sear canal has a different shaper

suǒ yǐ zuì hǎo huán shì xiàng zhè yàng jiāo gěi shú liàn de rén lái zuò . / That's why you shouldn't let anyone but a professional shave your ears.

suī rán yě yǒu yì xiē ān quán de gōng jù , dàn shì yòng nà xiē huì yǒu yì xiē xì wēi de dì fāng guā bú diào / There's safety razors that anyone can use,but those can't reach the narrower spots

nǐ kàn , bǐ rú zhè lǐ ··· yào shi bú yòng xiàng xué dāo zhè yàng zhuān mén de gōng jù jiù guā bú diào lǐ miàn de máo / Places like...this. You need a specialist using trimmers like these to get the hard-to-reach areas

····· ǹg . zhè lǐ chà bù duō jiù zhè gè yàng zǐ le . yīng gāi bāng nǐ guā dé qián qián jìng jìng de le . / o. The rewe go,that should do. Your ear's nice and smooth now

a , huán xiān bú yào dòng . qǐng jì xù tǎng zài wǒ de xī zhěn shàng / Oh,don't move just yet

wǒ huán yào jì xù bāng nǐ bǎ ěr duo wài cè de hàn máo gěi guā diào / I need to shave the outside of your ear too.

bǎ guā máo dāo shùn zhù ěr duo de biān yuán huá xià qù ?····. / Now the outside of your ear will be nice and smooth too...

kě néng nǐ huì jué dé hàn máo shén mó de bú yòng chǔ lǐ yě méi guān xì , qí shí tā mén huán shì míng xiǎn de , / A lot of people think you dont have to worry about shaving the outside,but the hair around here is really noticeable

yóu qí shì wǒ mén nǚ shēng , yào shi hàn máo tài xiǎn yǎn le huì jué dé hěn xiū chǐ / Us girls find if especially embarrassing When our ear hair's visible

zhè gè gǎn jué kě néng nǐ mén nán shēng bú tài dǒng ba / i guess a guy like you might not understand.

qí shí wǒ yě yǒu diǎn , nà gè / The truth is, I have somewhat...

suàn shì máo fà nóng mì de lèi xíng . wǒ yì kāi shǐ yě shì zuò wéi yì míng kè rén lái dào de zhè lǐ / thick hair. The first time l came here it was as a customer.

dāng shí guā wán máo zhī hòu de nà zhǒng gǎn jué yì zhí dōu méi fǎ wàng huái ?·· / Pl never forget how much better I looked after getting my ears shaved.

wū shì wǒ jiù jué dìng jiā rù zhè gè shè tuán le . / lt's actually why l decided to join this club.

yīn wéi wǒ yě xiǎng bǎ zhè fèn gǎn dòng chuán dì gěi bié de rén 、 / Because l want to share this joy with everyone.

hěn hǎo . biàn dé qián qián jìng jìng de le . nǐ kàn , mō shàng qù hěn guāng huá de gǎn jué . / There we go,all done. See,des nt your ear feel al smooth now?

nà zuò wéi shōu wěi , zài yòng zhè gè tāo ěr bàng shàng de fàn tiān bāng nǐ bǎ diào zài ěr duo lǐ de máo gěi jiǎn chū lái . / Now the n1l I just use this cotton ball to pick up all the hair that fell inside your ear

ǹg , hǎo lā . gǎn jué zěn mó yàng ? yīng gāi yǒu yì zhǒng hěn qīng shuǎng de gǎn jué ba . / And we're done. How was it Don't you feel much cleaner no we

nà wǒ jì xù gěi nǐ qīng sǎo lìng yì biān . kě yǐ qǐng nǐ zhuǎn gè shēn má ? / Let'sdo the other ear now. Turn around for me,please

00009 hǎo . xiè xiè nǐ . nà zhè biān yě xiān cóng mián bàng kāi shǐ . / Perfect,thank you. Once again we"ll start with the cotton swab

ǹg , hěn bú cuò . nà wǒ kāi shǐ yòng xué dāo bāng nǐ guā máo gē / Looks like every thing's going smoothly. Time for the razor.

jiē zhù wǒ gāng cái de huà / By the way.do you mind if i tell you a story?

zài wǒ jiā rù le zhè gè shè tuán , xué huì le qīng sǎo ěr duo de fāng fǎ zhī hòu ······ wǒ yǒu le dì yī wèi kè rén . / After i joined this club and learned how to massage people'sears.had my first customer

zài wǒ jiā rù le zhè gè shè tuán , xué huì le qīng

tā shì yí wèi nǚ xìng , hé nǐ hěn xiàng , zǒng shì kàn qǐ lái hěn pí láo . / She always looked tired much like you.

tā hěn gāo xīng wǒ gěi tā zuò de ěr bù àn mó hé qīng sǎo . / And she really enjoyed my massage.

hé wǒ shuō tā cóng lái méi yǒu tǐ yàn guò zhè mó shū fú de shì qíng . / After l finished she told me that was the best she'd ever felt in her life

jǐn guǎn wǒ liàn xí le hěn duō , dàn huán shì hěn dān xīn néng bu néng shí jì zuò hǎo / Pd practiced a lot before massaging her,but l was still worried i might mess up.

suǒ yǐ dāng é dé zhī wǒ zuò dé hěn chéng gōng de shí hòu / Which was ww y lwas so happy when arg oo / Hob. Xifelt/ike allthe effo

suǒ yǐ dāng wǒ dé zhī wǒ dé hěn chéng gōng de shí hòu , zhēn de zhēn de hěn gāo xīng . wǒ de nǔ lì zǒng suàn yǒu le huí bào / Which was why I was so happy when l learned rd done a good job.lt felt like all the ef for frd put in had been worth it

ér nà gè rén xiàn zài yě huì ǒu ěr zào fǎng zhè lǐ / Since then,that girl has come back here a few times.

id every time,she as

ér qiě měi cì dōu huì zhǐ míng wǒ . xiàn zài wǒ mén yǐ jīng shì péng yǒu le . / And every time,she asks for me to do her massage. In fact,weve become friends now.

nǐ yào shi shén jiàn mó shí hòu yòu gǎn jué pí láo le , huò zhě xiǎng chǔ lǐ ěr máo hé ěr gòu le / lf you ever feel tired,or are worried your ear hairs are getting too long

yě qǐng bú yào kè qì jìn guǎn lái zhè lǐ ba . wǒ huì suí shí suí kè dì zhì yù nǐ de / don " hesitate to come back.lll always be here to wash away your exhaustion

yùn qì hǎo de huà , shuō bú dìng nǐ huán néng yù jiàn wǒ de nà gè péng yǒu ne . dào shí hòu nǐ mén huán kě yǐ hù xiāng rèn shí yí xià , / lf you're lucky.you might even run into my friend. Then I could introduce you two.

ěr duo shēn chǔ yě bāng nǐ yǎng qián jìng . / I need to make sure l get all the way in there..

· ǹg . hěn bú cuò . nà wǒ kāi shǐ bāng nǐ guā hàn máo gē / Perfect. Now for the outside

bǎ ěr duo wài cè , huán yǒu ěr chuí shàng de hàn máo dōu gěi guā diào . / Let's get all those pesky ear hairs off

nǐ rù xué zhī hòu , yǒu méi yǒu jiāo dào xīn de péng yǒu hé huǒ bàn a ? / Oh yes,have you made any new friends since starting college r

hé shè tuán de chéng yuán mén xiāng chǔ dé huán hǎo má ? / How are the people in your club like?

shè tuán lǐ de chéng yuán yì bān nián jí hé nián líng dōu dà xiāng tíng jìng / Since clubs often get people from different years and majors

néng tán lùn yì xiē hé tóng nián jí de péng yǒu bù yí yàng de huà tí , wǒ jué dé hěn yǒu yì sī . / it's really different from talking to people in your own classes. I think if'sa lot of fun,personally.

hé tā mén xiāng chǔ dé hěn hǎo ? nà tài hǎo le . / So have you made friends with anyone in your clube That's good to hear.

yǒu péng yǒu péi bàn de dà xué shēng huó měi tiān dōu huì hěn kāi xīn . / School gets boring without a friend around.

nà nǐ píng shí de shēng huó guò dé zěn mó yàng a ? / So how are you finding college life r

gāng rù xué de zhè duàn qī jiàn , kěn dìng hěn duō shì qíng dōu gǎo bù míng bái hěn tóu téng ba . / Since your e a freshman,everything must be so new to you.

wǒ dì yī nián de shí hòu jiù shì zhè yàng . / I know i had a rough time my freshman year

hé gāo zhōng bù yí yàng , xū yào zì jǐ jué dìng xuǎn xiū shén mó kè zhè jiàn shì ràng wǒ hěn kǔ nǎo . / Unlike high school,you have to pick all your own classes.

yǒu xiǎng yào xuǎn xiū de kè chéng jié guǒ shí jiàn hé bì xiū kè chōng tū / The first time l tried to choose,l couldn"t take all the credits l wanted to because the class times overlapped

zhǐ hǎo kū zhù děng dào xià yì nián , ér qiě huán yào cāo xīn xué fēn de shù liáng shén mó de / l almost cried. Oh,and you have to worry about how many credit hours you're taking too.

zuì zhǔ yào , kè chéng de nèi róng yě hěn nán . / Plus,all the classes in college are hard.

wǒ xué xí qí shí bú shì hěn hǎo ·· dàn wǒ huán shì yǒu xiǎng xué de dōng xī , suǒ yǐ huán zài jiān chí zhù nǔ lì . / Pm not that smart to begin with...but there's a lot I want to learn,so lm hanging in there.

zhè zhǒng shí hòu , yǒu péng yǒu zài shēn biān jiù huì qīng sōng hěn duō , / And thanks to my friends,my classes aren't going too bad

kě yǐ yì qǐ xué xí , hù xiāng jiào duì fāng bú huì de dì fāng . / Having someone to study with really helps

jiā rù le shè tuán zhī hòu , huán kě yǐ xiàng qián bèi qǐng jiào bú huì de dì fāng , / lf you'reina club,you can ask your seniors for help with the classes you dont understand.

wǒ yǐ qián jiù huò dé le hěn duō qián bèi de bāng zhù , ér xiàn zài huàn chéng wǒ jiào hòu bèi le . / l used to get a lot of help from them,though now i'm the one tutoring others.

dàn guǒ rán yí jìn kǎo shì , dà jiā jiù huì biàn dé pí yì , kāi shǐ jī zàn qǐ yā lì ·· / And when it's exam season

lái zhè lǐ de kè rén yě huì yí xià zǐ biàn duō . / we get a lot more stressed and tired people coming here.

tè bié shì kǎo shì jié shù zhī hòu , / The days after final exams are the probably the busiest

dà jiā dōu xiǎng zhì yù yí xià xué xí suǒ dài lái de pí yì , zhè lǐ huì bèi jǐ dé shuǐ xiè bù tōng / Everyone comes here to unwind.

yě qǐng nǐ kǎo wán shì le yí dìng yào lái a . wǒ huì zài bāng nǐ màn màn zhì yù hǎo xué xí dài lái de pí yì de . / You should come here after finals to o.rll be sure to massage away your stress

··· ǹg , zhè biān yě jié shù le . zuì hòu huán shì yòng fàn tiān shōu wěi . / o All done. All that's left is to get all the fallen hair out

hǎo le , xīn kǔ nǐ lā . zhè biān de ěr duo yě biàn dé hěn guāng huá le . nǐ kàn , mō shàng qù hěn shū fú . / And now your lef f ear's just as smooth too. Try touching it,l promise itll feel great

nà jiù jì xù xià yí gè bù zhòu ba . a a , nǐ jì xù tǎng zài wǒ de xī zhěn shàng jiù hǎo le / Now then.it's time for the next service. Naturally.you"ll be lying on my lap for this one too.

ràng nǐ jiǔ děng lā . zhōng wū dào le běn shè tuán de zhǔ dǎ huán jié tāo ěr duo . gù kè de rén qì yě shì dì yī wèi . / It's finally time for the main event. Our most popular service,ear cleaning.

nǐ zuì jìn yǒu méi yǒu gěi zì jǐ tāo guò ěr duo ? / When was the last time you cleaned out your own ears?

jìn xiē rì zi , yǒu hǎo duō rén huì shuō shén mó tāo ěr duo méi yì yì a , tāo le fǎn ér bù hǎo a zhī lèi de huà / ooo ooo Recently people have been saying how it's better not to,and that it's actually bad for your ears to clean them out...

dàn qīng sǎo guò ěr duo zhī hòu de gǎn jué guǒ rán huán shì hěn shū fú de a / but if still feels great to get rid of all that earwax doesnt it?

suǒ yǐ huán shì huì yǒu luò yì bù jué de kè rén xiǎng yào tāo ěr duo de fú wù / We still get so many people asking for ear cleanings too.

ér wǒ mén kàn dào gù kè yì liǎn qīng shuǎng de yàng zǐ huí qù yě huì jué dé hěn gāo xīng , huì jué dé wǒ mén de nǔ lì hěn yǒu yì yì . / And they all walk away with satisfied faces,sol think it's definitely Worth doing

nà zhèng wǒ mén mǎ shàng kāi shǐ ba . jiù xiān cóng zhè zhī ěr duo kāi shǐ gē / Shall we begin then? Let's start with this ear.

wǒ xiān jiǎn chá yí xià lǐ miàn . / First,let's see what it looks like in there.

ěr gòu jī bō de huán mán duō de . kěn dìng shì yīn wéi tài máng , méi yǒu shí jiàn zì jǐ qīng sǎo ěr duo ba / There's definitely a lot of earwax build up. Youve probably been too busy to clean out your ears,haven't you?

dàn shì qǐng fàng xīn . wǒ huì bǎ nǐ jī lǎn qǐ lái de ěr gòu quán dōu qīng lǐ diào de . / Dont worry.rll clean them all up for you.

hǎo lā , wǒ yào bǎ tāo ěr bàng shēn jìn qù gē . / Alright, I'm sticking the pickin.

xiàng zhè yàng zài ěr duǒ lǐ miàn guā yi guā . / Let's scrape out all that nasty gunk

guā a guā 、 guā a guā . xiàng zhè zhǒng zài náo hé guā zhī jiàn yí yàng de gǎn jué tè bié hǎo duì bu duì . / Scrape scrape,scrape scrape.lts a nice feeling isnt it? Similar to being tickled,but less intense.

a , bú yào dòng dé tài lì hài a . nǐ shì bu shì hěn yǎng ya ? nǐ de ěr duo zhè mó mǐn gǎn a . / Oh,please dont move too much,ori might accidentally hurt you. Did that tickler Your ears sure are sensitive.

kě yǐ hé nǐ shuō yì xiē huà má ? / Can we talk some more?

wǒ xiǎo de shí hòu , jīng cháng xiàng zhè yàng tǎng zài mā mā de xī zhěn shàng , ràng tā gěi wǒ tāo ěr duǒ . / You know.my mom used to do this for me a lot when i was younger.

nà gè gǎn jué zhēn de hǎo shū fú , yīn cǐ wǒ měi cì dōu hěn qī dài xià yí cì tāo ěr duo de shí jiàn . / lt felt so good that Pd always look forward to the days she cleaned my ear.

nǐ ne ? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu ràng mā mā gěi nǐ tāo guò ěr duo ? / How about you? Did your mom also clean your ears for you?

mā mā zhēn de shì hěn lìng rén zūn jìng a . yì xīn wéi le hái zi zhù xiǎng , jìn xīn jìn lì ?·· / Don't you think moms are amazing? They're willing to sacrifice everything for their children..

wǒ zhī dào bìng bú shì suǒ yǒu de mā mā dōu shì wēn róu de , dàn wǒ xiǎng yào chéng wéi nà zhǒng wēn róu de mǔ qīn . / T'm sure there's heartless or cruel moms out there too,but i want to be one of the kind ones

suǒ yǐ ······ nà gè 、 suī rán yǒu diǎn nán yǐ qǐ chǐ / That's why.o.this is a little embarrassing to say

wǒ xiǎng zài zhè duǎn duǎn de shí jiàn lǐ , xiàng yí wèi mā mā yí yàng jiē dài kè rén . / but that's why l always try and act like a mom around my customers.

lái dào zhè lǐ de kè rén , dà jiā dōu hěn pí yú , dōu hěn xū yào zhì yù / Everyone who comes here is exhausted,sol cant help but want to look after them.

suǒ yǐ wǒ xiǎng yào shí xiàn tā mén xiǎng yào bèi chǒng ài , xiǎng yào bèi wēn róu duì dài de yuàn wàng / I want to grant their desires and spoil them as much as l can While they're here

suǒ yǐ yě qǐng nǐ bǎ wǒ dāng zuò mā mā kàn dài jiù hǎo le , / So r'dlike it if you would think of me as your mom as well.

wǒ huì xiàng zhēn de mǔ qīn yí yàng , wēn róu dì bǎ nǐ de ěr duo qīng sǎo dé qián qián jìng jìng de ., / Pretend like your mom is the one cleaning your ears.

wǒ kě yǐ dǎ tīng yí xià nǐ de shì qíng má ? / Can l ask you some questions,too?

nǐ xiàn zài shì zì jǐ yí gè rén zhù má ? / ·· zū zài fù jìn de gōng yù lǐ ? hěn duō rén dōu zhè yàng ne . / Are you living by yourself right now?.. Oh,youve rented an apartment nearby? A lot of people here do that

wǒ yě shì zhè yàng . fù mǔ jiā bǐ jiào yuǎn , suǒ yǐ jiù zài dà xué fù jìn zū le yí jiàn gōng yù , zì jǐ yí gè rén zhù . / The truth is,l live in an apartment too. My parents'house is a little too far to commute from

nǐ měi tiān zěn mó chī fàn de ? zì jǐ shāo má ! / What do you do for meals r Do you cook for yourself e

bú shì de ? wǒ xiǎng yě shì . nǐ mén nán shēng yì bān dōu bú tài huì zì jǐ shāo fàn . / You don't e i thought as much. Most guys don't cook,after all.

xiàn zài zhēn de shì hěn fāng biàn . bù jǐn zhōu wéi yǒu gè shì gè yàng de yǐn shí diàn / But we live in a world where you don't have to,now. There's restaurants everywhere

huán kě yǐ cóng biàn lì diàn huò zhě chāo shì lǐ mǎi dào gè zhǒng pèi cài / and you can buy ready-made meals at conve in ence and grocery stores.

dàn shì nǐ yě bù néng guāng chī wài miàn de shí wù a . yào shi zǒng shì chī kuài cān de huà , shēn tǐ yí xià zǐ jiù huì huài diào de , / But you can teat fast food and TV dinners all the time,you know. Theyre not healthy.

zhī shì pí láo de huà , wǒ huán néng gòu zhì yù nǐ , dàn yào shi shēng bìng le , wǒ yě wú néng wéi lì a . / If youre just tired l can help. But if you get sick,there's nothing l can do for you.

suǒ yǐ qǐng yí dìng yào zhù yì shēn tǐ jiàn kāng a . / Please take care of your health.

hēi hēi , wǒ shì bu shì tài duō guǎn xián shì le ? hē hē hē , duì bù qǐ / U fufu,sorry.l didn"t mean to lecture you.

There we go. X clean

hěn hǎo . biàn dé qián qián jìng jìng de le . / There we go. All clean.

nà zuò wéi shōu wěi , wǒ jiāng yòng fàn tiān bāng nǐ bǎ xì xiǎo de ěr gòu chú qù / Now we just need to do a quick run through with the cotton ball

ǹg , wán měi . gǎn jué zěn mó yàng ? shì bu shì hěn qīng shuǎng ? / There,perfect. How do you feel? Clean?

nà jiù huàn dào lìng yì biān ba . / Good,let'smove onto the other ear then.

il /be sure to clean up this ear real good too.

nǐ zhè biān de ěr duo , wǒ yě huì hěn zǎi xì dì gěi nǐ qīng sǎo qián jìng de / rl be sure to clean up this ear real good too.

nǐ xiàn zài yǒu méi yǒu shén mó fán nǎo de shì qíng a ? / By the way.is there anything that's been troubling you recently?

yǒu yì diǎn ? nà jiù qǐng nǐ shuō chū lái ba . / There is? In that case,feel free to offload all your worries on to me

wǒ bù yí dìng néng bāng dào nǐ , dàn shì zhī yào tǔ sù chū lái jiù huì qīng sōng hěn duō ò . / 1'mnot sure if i can give you any advice but you"llat least be able to get them off your chest

shè tuán lǐ de gōng zuò tài duō méi yǒu shí jiàn xiū xi ? / You ve been given so much work by your club that you don't have time to rest?

a a , yuán lái rú cǐ . suǒ yǐ nǐ cái nà mó pí a . / Ah, Isee. No wonder you looked so tired.

shè tuán de gōng zuò yǒu nà mó xīn kǔ má ? / ·· dōu yǐng xiǎng dào xué xí le ? nà kě bú tài hǎo a . / Is your club really that tough?... Your e so busy you don't even have time to study? That's not good

shè tuán huó dòng suī rán hěn yǒu yì sī , dàn shì xué shēng de běn fèn bì jìng huán shì xué xí a . / Club activities are important,but a student'smain job is to study

bù hǎo yì si . wǒ fā xiàn le yí gè hěn dà de ěr gòu , xiān ràng wǒ zhuān xīn chǔ lǐ yí xià zhè gè / Oh,sorry to interrupt you,but Pll need to focus to get rid of this lump.lfs quite big

yǒu yí gè yìng yìng de 、 nián dé hěn sǐ ne . kàn lái shì wǒ zhǎn xiàn shí lì de shí hòu le , mǐ / There's something hard stuck to it.i guess it's time to show my true skils

Almost... Got it

. ǹg , tāo chū lái lā . hē hē hē , hǎo dà ya . / Alright,if'sout now. U fufu,that was a big one.

ne , nà shén mó ·· gāng cái shuō dào nǐ de shè tuán huó dòng hěn máng duì bu duì . / Umm, Where were we... Oh yes,you said your club was keeping you busy.right?

nǐ shuō shì zhì zuò yóu xì , nà jiù shì zài diàn nǎo shàng gōng zuò gē ? / Game making is a lot of computer work,isn"t it

nà yàng zǐ guǒ rán yǎn jīng jiù huì hěn róng yì pí láo a . zài yǎn jīng lèi de zhuàng tài xià xué xí què shí hěn nán xué jìn qù / lt must put a lot of strain on your eyes. Having to study after probably doesn't help.

āi , bú shì de ? shì ròu tǐ láo dòng ? / ?··.·· zuò yóu xì xū yào yòng dào nà mó duō shēn tǐ má ? / Wait,you dont use a computer?lts all physical labor?... Does game making really take that much strength?

yīn wéi yào shōu jí zī liào ? a a , yuán lái shì zhè yàng a / You have to collect reference material Oh,lunderstand now.

què shí zuì jìn de yóu xì , bèi jǐng shén mó de dōu zuò dé hěn bī zhēn ne . / Games these days all have really detailed backgrounds.don't they?

wǒ zhī qián kàn dào guò yí gè yóu xì shì bīn , huà miàn jiù xiàng zhēn de yí yàng / I remember seeing this game trailer where everything looked completely real

suǒ yǐ nǐ wéi le cǎi jí fēng jǐng de zhào piàn shén mó de , xū yào zài wài miàn pǎo lái pǎo qù duì bu duì . / So that's why you have to go around taking pictures of various backgrounds?

zhè mó yì xiǎng , què shí hěn xīn kǔ a , yóu xì zhì zuò / I never realized making games required spending so much time outside.lt must be tough

nà nǐ kě yǐ shì zhù bài tuō yí xià bié de chéng yuán a . / Why not ask some of your fellow club members for help?

bǐ shuō nǐ kě yǐ gēn tā mén shuō nǐ jué dé lèi le xiǎng yào xiū xi yì tiān / Surely if you told them you need a break,they'd listen.

qí tā de chéng yuán dōu shì nǚ shēng , nǐ shì wéi yī de nán shēng ? / All the other members are girls e

nà què shí huì bǎ tǐ lì huó dōu jiāo gěi nǐ a . / I see,no wonder you can t askthem to help. Physical labor would be hard on them.

I see,so you ragged so they don't hal

suǒ yǐ nǐ jiù yí bù xiǎo xīn jiā yóu guò tóu le ? / I see,so you ve been working yourself ragged so they dont have to.

nǐ zhēn de shì hěn wēn róu . yīn cǐ nǐ zhōu wéi de rén cái huì zhè mó yī lài d

nǐ zhēn de shì hěn wēn róu . yīn cǐ nǐ zhōu wéi de rén cái huì zhè mó yī lài nǐ ne .. / You're a kind person you know that e That must be why everyone relies on you

wǒ xǐ huān xiàng nǐ zhè yàng néng wéi tā rén ér nǔ lì de rén , / 1'mfond of people like you,who do their best to help others

hěn zūn jìng . yīn wéi wǒ yě yì zhí xiǎng chéng wéi nà yàng de rén . / Really.l respect you.l want people to think of me like that someday too.

jì rán shì zhè yàng de huà ······ nà guǒ rán huán shì zhī néng jì xù jiā yóu le / i gues S... I just have to keep working harder

duì bù qǐ , wǒ méi néng bāng shàng shén mó máng / Sorry I wasn't able to help solve your problems.

dàn shì , shén mó shí hòu nǐ nǔ lì le yì tiān biàn dé shēn xīn jù yì le , qǐng xiàng cān tiān yí yàng dào wǒ zhè lǐ lái / But if you ever feel exhausted again,you can always come back to me.

nǐ fù chū le nà mó duō de nǔ lì , bù guǎn yǒu duō mó pí láo , wǒ dōu huì jìn quán lì zhì yù nǐ de . / As a reward for working so hard rll wash your tiredness away.

00000 zuì jìn wǒ yǒu shí hòu huì xiǎng . nǔ lì zhè jiàn shì kě zhēn nán a . / Lately. Ive started to realize just how hard it is to work hard.

jǐn guǎn yǒu rén huì shuō nǔ lì shì lǐ suǒ dāng rán de , měi yí gè rén dōu yīng gāi fèn dòu / There's people out there who can just do it naturally.

but not S ver vo / zelves like /hat so easily

dàn jiù suàn shì zhè yàng , yě bìng bú shì suǒ yǒu rén dōu néng gòu nà mó jiǎn dān dì nǔ lì xià qù . / but not everyone can push themselves like that so easily.

rén yuè shì nǔ lì , jiù yuè róng yì lèi . / And the harder you work,the more tired you get

rán ér yǒu yì xiē bú fù zé rèn de rén què huì wú shì zhè gè shì shí , huán yào ràng bié rén zài jì xù nǔ lì . / Honestly.l think forcing people to work past the point of exhaustion is irresponsible.

wǒ jué dé zhè zhǒng xíng wéi hěn bù hǎo . / When someone's tired,telling them to work harder is just wrong

suǒ yǐ wǒ xiǎng yào gǔ lì nà xiē lèi le de rén . duì tā mén shuō nǐ yǐ jīng hěn bàng le , zhè mó nǔ lì yí dìng hěn xīn kǔ ba . / That's why instead of telling them to keep working. I try to praise those people for all the work they already did

nǐ néng zhè mó nǔ lì kě zhēn lì hài . xiè xiè nǐ . jīn tiān yǐ jīng bú yòng zài nǔ lì gē , / T Thanks for your hard work. You can take it easy and lie down now.

zài zhè lǐ hǎo hǎo dì xiū xi xiū xi , míng tiān zài jiā yóu ba / You can always work hard again tomorrow." Like that

dà jiā tīng wán wǒ shuō de zhè xiē huà , dōu huì lù chū xiào róng . / Whenever l tell people that,,they always smile at me..

ér nà fèn xiào róng ······ wǒ zhēn de hǎo xǐ huān hǎo xǐ huān / l really love those smiles.

duì bù qǐ , wǒ chě le zhè mó duō huà . zài jì xù gěi nǐ tāo ěr duo hā / Sorry for prattling on like that.rll get back to cleaning your ears

ǹg , qīng lǐ dé hěn bú cuò . jiù dào cǐ wéi zhǐ ba . ěr duo biàn dé hěn qián jìng lā / Yes,l think this is good. Your ear'snice and clean now

nà zuò wéi shōu wěi , zhè biān yě gěi nǐ yòng fàn tiān qīng sǎo diào xì xiǎo de zāng dōng xī ò . / Time for the finishing touches with the cotton swab.

ǹg , yì chén bù rǎn le . / Perfect. There's nothing left in your ears now.

zěn mó yàng ? yǒu méi yǒu mǎn zú a ? ǒu ěr ràng rén bāng nǐ tāo yi tāo ěr duo gǎn jué hěn shū fú ba ? / How do you feel? Satisfied?lt feels wonderful to have someone clean out your ears after a long time,doenst it?

nǐ mǎn yì le wǒ yě hěn gāo xīng . / As long as your e satisfied,'m happy.

nà xiàn zài kě yǐ qǐng nǐ pá qǐ shēn lái má ? / Now then,could i have you stand back up.please?... Thank you

zuò le ěr bù àn mó , guā le ěr máo , yě tāo le ěr duo . jī běn de tāo ěr fú wù yǐ jīng quán bù jié shù le / With this the massage is done and your ears are shaved and clean. That's the end of our club'scleaning course

yīn cǐ cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ , jiāng huì tí gōng zhì yù nǐ nèi xīn de fú wù / Now we"ll move onto the relaxation course.

suǒ yǐ jiù , hē hē hē . shāo wēi dé zuì nǐ yí xià gē 、 / And so,ufufu,pardon me.

zěn mó yàng ? shì bu shì hè le yí tiào ? / . What do you think? Surprised?

xiàn zài kāi shǐ wǒ huì xiàng zhè yàng , wǎng nǐ de ěr duo lǐ chuī qì , jìn quán lì dì zhì yù nǐ . / From here on out,rll be blowing into your ear to heal your tired soul.

ěr duo shì bu shì yǎng yǎng de ! / Does it tickle?

dàn shì bèi rén chuī qì de shí hòu , huì yǒu yì zhǒng quán shēn fā má de gǎn jué hěn shū fú duì bu duì ? / But having someone blow in your ear like this is exhilirating isnt it e

jiù qǐng nǐ jìn qíng dì xiǎng shòu nà zhǒng sū má de gǎn jué ba / Dont worry.rll let you experience plenty of exhilirating moments

huì gǎn dào sū má shuō míng nǐ jué dé hěn shū fú . / After all,1'm sure this excitement feels wonderful for you.

qǐng nǐ jìn qíng gǎn shòu zhè shū fú de gǎn jué , bǎ pí yì de shēn xīn dōu gěi zhì yù hǎo ba . / I want you to feel re juv inated thanks to this excitement.

nǐ de shēn tǐ zài fā dǒu . nǐ de ěr duo shì bu shì hěn mǐn gǎn a ? méi xiǎng dào nǐ huán yǒu zhè mó kě ài de dì fāng , / You're twitching. Are your ears sensitive r That's so cute.

nà jiù ······ wò jiā wǒ de shǒu ba . lái , wò jǐn . / In that case...shall we hold hands? Yes,just like this

hǎo wēn nuǎn de shǒu a . wǒ kě yǐ gǎn shòu dào nǐ de tǐ wēn / Your hand's so warm

nǐ yào shi rěn nài bù jiā zhè yǎng yǎng de gǎn jué , jiù qǐng nǐ jǐn wò jiā wǒ de shǒu / lf it ever gets too tick lin sh,just squeeze my hand really tight.

zhè yàng yīng gāi néng huǎn jiě yì xiē / It'll help you distract yourself

nà wǒ jì xù gē / Alright,1'mstarting backup.

mǎ shàng jiù wò jǐn le . méi guān xì de . wǒ yě huì jǐn jǐn wò zhù nǐ de . lái , jǐn jǐn dì 、 jǐn jǐn dì . / Sofas t. Here, Ill squeeze your hand back. Just like this.

wǒ měi cì chuī qì de shí hòu , nǐ de jiān bǎng dōu huì yī yī de ······ zhēn kě ài . / It's cute how you twitch every time l blow into your ear.

wǒ zài gěi nǐ tāo ěr duo de shí hòu yě fā xiàn le , nǐ de ěr duo zhēn de shì hěn mǐn gǎn a . / I noticed this when l was cleaning your ears too,but they really are sensitive.

ǹg ? nǐ yǒu yí gè wèn tí ? / Oh,you have a question?

wǒ shì bu shì duì měi yí wèi kè rén dōu huì zuò zhè gè shì qíng ? / Dol do this for all my customers?

ǹg ·· qí shí chuī ěr duo zhī huì gěi nà xiē xiǎng yào de rén zuò . / Well not all. Only the ones who ask for this course.

běn lái xiàng nǐ zhè yàng dì yī cì lái de gù kè , dào tāo ěr duo wéi zhǐ jiù jié shù le / Normally we just do the cleaning for first-timers

yǐ tè bié fú wù / and tell ths mel

zhǐ yǒu duì nà xiē lái le liǎng sān cì yǐ shàng de kè rén , wǒ mén cái huì yǐ tè bié fú wù de xíng shì tí gòng / and tell them about this special course after a few visits,but...

ér wǒ hé nǐ liáo le tiān zhī hòu , jiù xiǎng zhù yào gěi nǐ zuò zhè gè . wū shì jiù shàn zì kāi shǐ le , / After talking with you,l felt like letting you experience it.

wǒ gāng cái yě shuō le . wǒ xiǎng yào gǔ lì wéi le tā rén ér nǔ lì zhù de nǐ . / I just want to cheer you on,since you're working so hard for your club members

xiǎng yào zhì yù nǐ pí yì de shēn tǐ . / l want to heal you as much as l can.

nǐ bù xǐ huān má ? rú guǒ bù xǐ huān de huà , wǒ jiù bú zuò le ··. / Do you not like it elf so,lcan always stop...

nǐ xǐ huān ? hē hē hē , xiè xiè nǐ . nà wǒ jiù jì xù gē . / You like it? U fufu,thank youvery much. In that case.l shall continue.

zěn mó yàng ? ěr duo shū fú má ? yǒu méi yǒu yì zhǒng bèi zhì yù de gǎn jué ? / Well? Do your ears feel good?ls this rejuvenating :

qí shí wǒ ···· bǐ qǐ tāo ěr duǒ , huán shì zhè gè gèng ná shǒu , / The truth is...1'mmuch better at this than cleaning ears.

dà jiā duì zhè gè tè bié fú wù de píng jià tè bié hǎo ······ / Everyone who's taken this course from me has loved it..

yǒu hěn duō rén jiù suàn méi yǒu ěr gòu , yě huì wéi le zhè gè fú wù ér guò lái / and there's a lot of people who come just for this.

nǐ yǐ hòu yě kě yǐ suí shí guò lái ò . / lf you'd like to experience this again as well feel free to return Whenever.

wǒ yǒu kōng de shí hòu , nǐ jiù suàn měi tiān lái yě méi guān xì . / lfi can find the time,rll even do it every dayfor you

wǒ huì gèng yòng lì dì wò zhù nǐ de shǒu . / You're squeezing my hand even tighter now.

I cant el I just from looking at your ear.your whole body feels

cóng ěr duo chuán dì dào liǎn bù , zài cóng liǎn bù chuán dì dào bó jǐng 、 shēn tǐ 、 shǒu jiǎo shàng .* / The sensation's going from your e ers,to your face,toe

cóng ěr duo chuán dì dào liǎn bù , zài cóng liǎn bù chuán dì dào bó jǐng 、 shēn tǐ 、 shǒu jiǎo shàng ···· / The sensation'sgoing from your ears,to your face,to your neck to your whole body.and then to your limbs...

tōng guò ěr duǒ zhì yù quán shēn de pí láo , / lt feels like all the stress is draining out,doesn't it e

nà chà bù duō huàn dào lìng yì biān ba . / Alright,time for the other ear.

zhè biān de ěr duǒ , wǒ yě huì jìn quán lì zhì yù de . / Time to heal you from this side.

wǒ huì hěn nǔ lì dì chuī qì , suǒ yǐ jiù qǐng nǐ jìn qíng dì xiǎng shòu nà zhǒng sū má de gǎn jué ba . / l want this to feel as good for you as possible.

like this ear's just as sert / cute watching your sho

nǐ de zhè zhī ěr duo guǒ rán yě hěn mǐn gǎn a . nǐ de jiān bǎng yòu dǒu le yí xià , hǎo kě ài a . / Looks like this ear's just as sensitive as the other.lt'sso cute,watching your shoulders shiver like that

wǒ měi cì yì chuī qì , nǐ jiù huì wò jǐn wǒ de shǒu ······ yǒu nà mó yǎng má / Every time l blow into your ear you squeeze my hand...is it really that ticklish?

méi guān xì de . wǒ yě huì wò zhù nǐ de shǒu ò . / It's okay.rll be here for you.

nǐ yòu zài chàn dǒu le . kàn lái nǐ hěn xiǎng shòu a . / Look,you're shivering again. You must really be liking this

bú yào jǐn de , yòng bú zhù hài xiū a . / Don't worry.there's nothing to be ashamed of.

wǒ de ěr duo qí shí yě hěn ruò . cóng xiǎo jiù hěn mǐn gǎn , / My ears are pretty sensitive too.

ràng mā mā gěi wǒ tāo ěr duo de shí hòu , yě jīng cháng huì yīn wéi jué dé yǎng ér luàn dòng , jié guǒ bèi mā mā jiào xùn . / Whenever my mom cleaned my ears it'd always tickle,and she'd always scold me and tell me not to move.

wǒ mén huán mán xiàng de . / Sol guess were kind of the same.

nǐ yòu wò jiā wǒ de shǒu le / You squeezed my hand again.

we a couple

wǒ mén zhè yàng jǐn jǐn dì wò zhù duì fāng de shǒu , jiù hǎo xiàng qíng lǚ yí yàng a . / It's almost like we're a couple.

rú guǒ shì hé nǐ de huà , kě néng yě tǐng hǎo de .··· shén mó de . / Going out with you doesnt sound like it would be too bad.. Just kidding.

duì bù qǐ , tū rán shuō chū zhè zhǒng qí guài de huà . / Sorry for saying something weird.

? bú guò , wǒ shuō de yě bù quán shì jiǎ huà / But then again,maybe it really wouldn"t be so bad

wǒ xiàn zài yòu méi yǒu nán péng yǒu , ér qiě wǒ yě bù tǎo yàn nǐ zhè yàng de rén / I dont have a boyfriend,and guys like you are definitely my type

nǐ ne ? nǐ xiàn zài yǒu zài jiāo wǎng de rén má ? / How about you? Do you have a girlfriend?

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méi yǒu ? shì má . / You don't e I see.

xiàng nǐ zhè yàng néng wéi le tā rén ér nǔ lì de rén , yīng gāi zài nǚ xìng zhī jiàn hěn yǒu rén qì cái duì , zhēn shì yì wài / I thought someone like you, Who'salways giving i t hisall for the sake of others,would be popular with girls.

xiàng nǐ zhè yàng néng wéi le tā rén ér nǔ lì de rén , yīng gāi zài nǚ xìng zhī jiàn hěn yǒu rén qì cái duì , zhēn shì yì wài . / But I guess not.

bú guò zhè yàng de huà , suī rán bù néng shuō xiàn zài mǎ shàng jiù ····· / In that case,perhaps not right now..c

děng nǐ lái le hǎo jī cì , shuō le hěn duō huà , zài wǒ mén gèng liào jiě le duì fāng zhī hòu ···· / but maybe after we've gotten to know each other better...

wǒ mén kě yǐ shì zhù qù yuē huì yí cì zěn mó yàng ? / we could try going on a date?

shuō bú dìng wǒ mén huán zhēn de hěn shì hé ne . / Who know S,it might go pretty well.

yào shi wǒ mén zhēn de kāi shǐ jiāo wǎng le / If we really did become a couple...

nǐ yòng bú zhù tè dì lái zhè lǐ , wǒ yě kě yǐ suí shí suí dì dì gěi nǐ qīng sǎo ěr duo le . / You wouldn"thave to come here to get your ears cleaned.rd do it for you anytime

dāng rán , huán huì gěi nǐ xī zhěn ò . / You'd have all the lap pillows you could want,too.

bù guǎn shì zài nǐ jiā , huán shì zài wǒ jiā ···· nǐ xiǎng yào de shí hòu , suí shí dōu kě yǐ . yóu qí shì / We could do it at your house,or my house..rd be willing to any time. Especially...

xiàng zhè yàng gěi nǐ chuī ěr duǒ . yīn wéi kě yǐ kàn dào nǐ kě ài de fǎn yīng . / Blowing into your ears like this. U fufu,your reactions are so ad or dble.

ràng nǐ bāng wǒ tāo ěr duo kě néng yě shì gè bú cuò de zhǔ yì , / Maybe next time,rll have you clean my ears out.

yīn wéi wǒ dōu zài bāng bié rén , zuì jìn dōu méi yǒu ràng bié rén bāng wǒ tāo guò / Ive been doing if for people for a long time now.,but I haven"t had anyone to do it for me,recently.

?· ǹg , chà bù duō jiù dào zhè ér ba / . This should be good enough.

gǎn jué zěn mó yàng ? / . kàn yàng zǐ gēn běn yòng bú zhù wèn le . nǐ yí kàn jiù hěn mǎn zú de yàng zǐ a / How did you like it?.. Looks like l don't even need to ask. Your satisfied expression tells me all l need to know.

Thanks for sticking through everything. With this,youve experienced all the courses

xīn kǔ nǐ lā . zhì cǐ , běn shè tuán de zhì yù fú wù jiù quán bù jié shù le / Thanks for sticking through everything. With this,youve experienced all the courses our club has to offer.

. jǐn guǎn shuō shì zhè mó shuō / 00000 / o But it'd beawaste to leave things like this

jīn tiān de wǒ bù zhī dào wéi shén mó xīn qíng tè bié hǎo ···· xiǎng yào gěi nǐ zuò yì diǎn zhēn zhèng tè bié de shì qíng . / Y'm ina rather good mood today...and l want to do something special for you.

wǒ xiàn zài yào gěi nǐ zuò de shì qíng , shì wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu gěi bié de kè rén ······ shèn zhì shì cháng kè zuò guò de shì qíng . / What i'm about to do l haven't done for any of my other customers...not even the regulars

zhī gěi nǐ zuò de fú wù ò . / This is a special service,just for you.

nǐ wèn wǒ wéi shén mó ? ǹg ~ wǒ yě bú tài qīng chǔ . wǒ gāng cái yě shuō le , wǒ hǎo xiàng tè bié zhòng yì nǐ . / Why? Hmmm I wonder Why myself el guess Ive jiu st taken a liking to you.

zhēn yào shuō de huà qí shí wǒ shì bù néng qū bié duì dài gù kè de ····· dàn jiù zhǐ yǒu cān tiān , jiù zhǐ yǒu nǐ shì lì wài / Technically irs forbidden to play favorites with customers,but..it should be fine jus for today

suǒ yǐ , yǐ hòu nǐ yào shi zài lái dào zhè gè shè tuán , shì bié de chéng yuán gěi nǐ zuò de àn mó hé tāo ěr : / If you ever come back here and have another one of our club members take care of you

suǒ yǐ , yǐ hòu nǐ yào shi bó lái dào zhè gè shè tuán , shì bié de chéng yuán gěi nǐ zuò de fáng

nǐ yě qiān wàn bú yào bǎ zhè jiàn shì shuō chū qù ò . yīn wéi wǒ huì bèi xùn chì shuō bú yào zuò zhè zhǒng shàn zì de shì qíng de . / please do n'f tell them about this.l don't want to get scolded.

nà wǒ kāi shǐ gē / Now then,here l go...

nǐ hǎo xiàng zhēn de hè le yí tiào a . duì bù qǐ , wǒ tū rán kāi shǐ zuò zhè zhǒng qí guài de shì qíng . / Werent expecting that,were you? Sorry.i know this is a little weird

nǐ hǎo xiàng zhēn de hè zǐ yì bǐ a . duì bù qǐ , wǒ rán kāi shǐ zuò zhè zhǒng qí

dàn shì ··· gǎn jué hěn shū fú duì bu duì ? xiàng zhè yàng ···· / But...it feels good,doesn"t it? Having...

ut...it feels good,dosnt it? Having...

bèi rén shū zhù ěr duo . / the inside of your ear licked

nǐ yòng bú zhù miǎn qiáng zhù huí dá wǒ . nǐ de biǎo qíng yǐ jīng zài gào sù wǒ nǐ hěn shū fú le . / You dont have to say anything if you dont want to.l can tell from your expression that your e enjoying it.

suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù ?···· bú kè qì dì jì xù gē . / So if you don't mind...l"ll keep going

bǎ shé tóu shēn jìn ěr kǒng lǐ / 1'm going to stick my tongue in and..

shū a shū 、 shū a tiǎn de . hěn bù kě sī yì de gǎn chù duì ba / Lick you all over.lt'sarather strange sensation,isn"tit e

gāng cái wǒ gěi nǐ tāo le ěr duo , nǐ de ěr duo biàn dé hěn qián jìng , suǒ yǐ yì diǎn yě bú huì zāng . / Since l cleaned it all out earlier.your ear's not dirty either.

bù zhǐ shì ěr duǒ lǐ miàn ···· ěr duo wài cè de ěr kuò yě gěi nǐ , tiǎn a tiǎn , tiǎn a tiǎn . / I suppose l should show some love...to the outside too. Lick,lic

jiù xiàng yòng shé tóu bǎ ěr duo zhěng gè dōu qián jìng yí yàng . / rll wash you all over with my tongue.

xiàng zhè yàng , chī yi chī nǐ de ěr chuí . / Let me take a little bite out of your earlobe too.

rán hòu bǎ shé tóu shùn zhù ěr duo wài cè huá dòng guò qù ?····. / Let's see how the rest of your ear tastes...

zài cháo zhù ěr kǒng , màn màn dì guò qù / booo oo / And now,time to go back inside...

zài jìn dào ěr duo shēn chǔ / Wow,l can reach so far..o

yào shi rěn bù jiā le , nǐ jiù jiào chū shēng ba . gǎn jué shū fú de shí hòu , huì hěn nán kòng zhì zhù shēng yīn . / You don°t have to hold your voice in. Everyone moans When they're feeling good

nǐ de ěr duo biàn dé hóng hóng de . hǎo kě ài a . zhè mó kě ài de ěr duo , wǒ yí dìng yào qīng yǎo yí xià . / Oh my.your ears are turning red. How cute.i feel like gobbling them righ fup.

xiàng zhè yàng , yì biān chī zhù nǐ de ěr duo , yì biān dì xī shū tā / 2oooooo / When I'm sucking on your ear like this...

xiàng qīn wěn yí yàng , qīn yi qīn . / lt sounds almost like we're kissing,doesn"t it? Smack smack

aw is it r Are you teeling

zěn mó yàng ? ěr duǒ shū fú má ? dàn zhè cái suàn gāng kāi shǐ . wǒ huán huì gèng duō dì gěi nǐ tiǎn ěr duo / How is it? Are you feeling good? But were just getting started.1'mnot done licking you yet

lái , wò jiā wǒ de shǒu . bù zhǐ shì dān chún dì wò zhù , yào xiàng zhè yàng ·· / Come on let's hold hands. Not like we were before,but like this

Where we put our palms together and intertwine our fingers. Like lovers.

wǒ hǎo xiàng néng cóng shǒu zhǎng gǎn shòu dào nǐ de xīn tiào . / I can feel your pulse through your hands.

wǒ měi cì tiǎn nǐ ěr duo de shí hòu , nǐ jiù huì wò jǐn wǒ de shǒu ?:·· / You tighten your grip every time l lick the inside of your ear..

nǐ shì jué dé yǎng má ? huán shì shuō , nǐ jué dé tài shū fú le ? / does this tickle too? Or are you getting turned on?

méi guān xì de . qǐng nǐ jìn qíng dì xiǎng shòu , jìn qíng dì bèi zhì yù ba . wǒ jiù shì wéi cǐ cái zhè mó zuò de . / It's OK.you don"thave to restrain yourself.1'mhere to heal your exhaustion,so let the excitement flow through you.

zhè kě shì zhī wéi nǐ tí gōng de tè bié fú wù . bié de gù kè dōu méi fǎ tǐ yàn dào de zhì yù ?··· / Remember.this is a special service just for you. No other customer can get this kind of massage.ot

bú yào bǎ shēng yīn jiā a . bǎ shēng yīn fàng chū lái huì gèng shū fú / Don't try and hold your voice back,moan as much as you want to.

duì duì , jiù xiàng zhè yàng . zài ràng wǒ tīng dào gèng duō nǐ kě ài de shēng yīn / Yes yes,just like that.l want to hear more of your cute moans.

nǐ shēn tǐ de zhèn jiàn jiàn jiǎn shǎo le a . shì bu shì yǒu diǎn xí guàn bèi ěr duo le ? mǐ / Youve stopped trembling as much. Are you finally getting used to being licked?

nà zhè zhǒng de zěn mó yàng ? / How about this,then?

xǐ huān ····· wǒ xǐ huān nǐ ·.

wǒ tū rán xiǎng dào , tí gōng zhè yàng de fú wù huò xū yě bú cuò . / I realized,this is the one kind of service we don't have a t our club

jiù shì nà zhǒng jiǎ bàn qíng lǚ de wán fǎ / Where you pretend to be a couple with the customer.

I love you so much...l have ever since the moment i met you..

cóng wǒ dì yī cì kàn jiàn nǐ de shí hòu , wǒ jiù kāi shǐ guān zhù nǐ le ··· / When l first saw you,l was already smitten...

yǒu hǎo jī wǒ dōu xiǎng xiàng nǐ dā huà , dàn shì méi yǒu nà gè yǒng qì ···· / i tried to work up the courage to talk to you so many times,but.

dàn lìng tiān wǒ zhōng wū gǔ qǐ yǒng qì yāo qǐng dào le nǐ . / l wasn't able to until today.

xǐ huān 、 xǐ huān 、 wǒ hǎo xǐ huān nǐ ·· / I love you So, So,so much...

jīn tiān hé nǐ shuō le huà zhī hòu , biàn dé gèng jiā xǐ huān nǐ le / And after talking with you today.l fell even further in love with you

néng wéi le tā rén ér nǔ lì de rén , bù guǎn duō mó pí yì , huán xiǎng zhù yào jì xù nǔ lì de rén ?···. / People like you,people who work themselves ragged for the sake of others..

wǒ zuì xǐ huān zhè yàng de rén le / 00000 / aretheonesllove most.

suǒ yǐ , wǒ xiǎng yào chéng wéi zhè yàng de rén de zhī chēng ····· xiǎng yào zài tā de shēn biān , duì tā shuō jiā yóu ?··... / That's why l want to be by your side...to support you...

xiǎng yào gǔ lì tā , wéi tā dǎ qì / i want to be there to cheer you up when you're down...

lái , zài bǎ shǒu wò jǐn yì xiē . wǒ yě huì gèng yòng lì dì wò jǐn nǐ de shǒu de ?·· / You can hold my hand tighter,if you wish.1ll hold yours tighter too.

You can hold my hand tighter,if you wish.ilr hold yours tighter

wǒ de zhè fèn xǐ huān , chuán dá dào le má ? / Can you fee I just how much l love you?

chà bù duō jiù zhè yàng ba . nǐ de ěr duo biàn dé tōng hóng tōng hóng de / That should be enough for now. Your ears are so red.

bù zhǐ shì ěr duo , jiù lián liǎn yě biàn hóng le . yǒu nà mó ràng rén hài xiū má ? nǐ zhēn de shì hǎo kě ài a . / Your face is too. Wasitreally that embarrassing You're such an adorable kid

dàn shì , bié wàng le huán yǒu lìng yì biān ne . / A Iso,we"renot done yet. There's still one ear left

hǎo le , xiàn zài huàn chéng zhè yì biān . wǒ huì jì xù gěi nǐ zǎi xì dì tiǎn ěr duo . jiù qǐng nǐ jìn qíng xiǎng shòu ba . / It's time to lick this side up. I won"tstop until ive gobbled you down.

zhè biān yě yí yàng , bǎ shé tóu shēn dào ěr duo lǐ miàn ······ / Let'ssee what the inside of this ear is like..

bǎ ěr duo lǐ miàn dōu gěi tiǎn qián jìng / Let's get you all cleaned up..

zhí dào ěr duo shēn chǔ / inside too.c.

róu ruǎn de ěr chuí yě yào pǐn cháng / I need to get a taste of this earlobe too.

zài yí dòng dào ěr kuò , zǎi xì dì / Joooo o / I wonder how the protrusion here tastes..

zhè zhī ěr duo yě gěi nǐ qīng yǎo zhù , qīn yi qīn . / I think 1llsuckonthiseartoo.

shùn zhù wài cè , cháo zhù ěr duo zhōng xīn de fāng xiàng guò qù ····· / And now that the outside's done...

zài huí dào ěr duo de shēn chǔ / lt'stime to go back inside..

nǐ yòu fā chū shēng yīn le . hěn kě ài de shēng yīn . / You're moaning again.lt's so cute.

zài ràng wǒ tīng dào gèng duō nǐ kě ài de shēng yīn . jìn qíng dì fā chū shēng yīn lái ba . / Don't stop.l want to hear more of your cute voice

I love you.o.l love every bit of you.oc

wǒ zhī qián shuō wǒ zài qián tiān dì yī cì kàn jiàn nǐ ····. / I told you before l first saw you a few days ago..

dàn qí shí wǒ cóng gèng zǎo de shí hòu jiù rèn shí nǐ le . / but the truth is, Ive known about you for a long time

wǒ mén shè tuán hé nǐ mén shè tuán de huó dòng shì bú shì lí dé hěn jìn má / Our club room and yours are pretty close to each other,you know.

suǒ yǐ huì jīng cháng kàn jiàn yì xiē cháng jiàn de miàn kǒng . / Ive seen your face quite often.

nǐ yě shì qí zhōng zhī yī . yì kāi shǐ , wǒ zhǐ shì jué dé nǐ shì yí gè kě ài de nán shēng ér yǐ ····. / The first time l saw you,l thought you were just a cute little kid.

dàn shì zài kàn jiàn nǐ de cì shù duō le zhī hòu , jiàn jiàn dì duì nǐ chǎn shēng le xīng qù ·· / but after seeing you pass by so many times...

kàn dào nǐ hé shè tuán de nǚ shēng shuō huà , hé tā mén wài chū de yàng zǐ , wǒ huì yǒu yì zhǒng xiàn de gǎn jué / 7oooooo / When Isawyou talking to the girls in your club,l started to grow a little jealous.

wǒ yě xiǎng xiàng tā mén yí yàng hé nǐ shuō huà / I wanted to be able to talk to you like they were.

yě jiù shì nà gè shí hòu , wǒ zhù yì dào nǐ zhè xiē zhèn zǐ kàn qǐ lái tè bié láo lèi / That was when l realized you always looked a tired.

wǒ xīn xiǎng zhù zhè shì gè hǎo jī huì , wū shì jiù xiàng nǐ dā huà le / That's why l called out to you,because l finaly had an excuse to talk to you.

wǒ néng gǔ qǐ yǒng qì zhēn shì tài hǎo le . bù jǐn hé nǐ shuō le hěn duō huà , huán néng zhè yàng ·· / P'mglad l worked up the courage to. Being able to talk with you and spend time with you is so much fun e.o

gěi nǐ dài qù hěn duō hěn duō de zhì yù . / Looks like you're not at all tired anymore.

ěr duo shū fú má ? kěn dìng hěn shū fú ba ? / Does it feel good when l lick your ears rlt does,doesn"t it?

wǒ huì xì xīn dì bǎ nǐ de ěr duo gè biàn de . dài zhù wǒ de xǐ huān , zǎi zǎi xì xì dì ··· / Dont worry.1l make sure to lick every inch of them. After all l need to show you just how much l love you...

hǎo shū fú . hǎo shū fú . tiǎn ěr duo , hǎo shū fú ······ / lt feels so very good to lick your ears...

xǐ huān 、 xǐ huān nǐ . wǒ xǐ huān nǐ ··· / I love you.l love you so much...

lái , shǒu . bǎ liǎng zhī shǒu dōu wò zhù ba . yì zhī shǒu bú gòu . yào liǎng zhī shǒu , shǒu zhǐ jiāo cuò dì jǐn wò zhù . / Give me your other hand. One hand isn't enough.i want to hold both of them.

shuāng shǒu jǐn jǐn dì wò zhù . wǒ huì bǎ wǒ de xīn yì chuán dì gěi nǐ . qǐng nǐ jiē shòu hǎo má . lái , wò jǐn ······ / By squeezing your hands like this, I can send you my love. Please accept it...

xǐ huān 、 wǒ xǐ huān nǐ ······ hǎo xǐ huān 、 wǒ hǎo xǐ huān nǐ ···· / I love you...more than anything...

qǐng biàn chéng wǒ de liàn rén . qǐng nǐ ài shàng wǒ . yīn wéi wǒ hǎo xǐ huān nǐ . xiǎng yì zhí hé nǐ zài yì qǐ / ooo ooo Please go out with me. Please shower me with love.l want to be with you forever.

hè ěr duo hǎo shū fú 、 hǎo shū fú . / I love licking your ears.

wǒ xīn shàng rén de ěr duo . kě ài de ěr duo . / After all,theyre the cute ears of the man I love.

1wish icould justeaf your ears rig lit up

wǒ xǐ huān nǐ de ěr duo . wǒ xiǎng bǎ tā gěi chī diào . suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù kāi dòng le / I wish l could just eat your ears right up.

I wish I could just eat your ears right up.

wǒ huì dà kuài duǒ yí nǐ de ěr duo . / Your ears are delicious

hǎo hǎo chī . nǐ de ěr duo , / Truly.l can'f get enough of them.

wǒ xiǎng gèng duō dì bāng dào láo lèi de nǐ . wǒ xiǎng zài nǐ de shēn biān zhì yù nǐ / I want to help you When you retired.l want to be by your side sol can make the exhaustion go away.c.

xǐ huān 、 xǐ huān 、 xǐ huān nǐ / l love you.l love you.l love you.

hǎo le , dào cǐ wéi zhǐ / There we go,all done

zěn mó yàng ? shì bu shì yǒu diǎn tài guò cì jī le ya . / How did you like it e Was it a little too stimulating for you?

bú guò néng kàn dào nǐ zhè mó mǎn zú de yàng zǐ , wǒ yě hěn gāo xīng . / But it looks like it was quite satisfying either way.1'mgladtoo

ér qiě yě kàn dào le nǐ hěn duō kě ài de dì fāng , / After all l was able to see all these cute sides of you

dàn shì què shí yǒu yì diǎn xiū chǐ a . wǒ yí bù xiǎo jī dòng le qǐ lái , shuō le hěn duō běn lái méi xiǎng shuō de huà . / Still that was a little embarrassing. I might have gotten carried away there. Honestly.l didn"tmean to say all that.

.· nà wǒ gāng cái shuō de huà dōu shì jiǎ huà má ···. / .. Was everything l said just now a lies

dào dǐ shì bu shì ne . yào shi wǒ shuō nà xiē dōu shì zhēn huà ······ nǐ dǎ suàn zěn mó bàn ? / I wonder.lfi said it was all true...what would you do?

nǐ mó le ? yí fù fàn kùn de yàng zǐ ···· shì bu shì xiǎng shuì jué le ? / oo. Well? Are you...perhaps feeling sleepy now?

kěn dìng shì pí láo dōu bèi shì fàng chū lái le . nà nǐ jiù qián cuì shuì yí huì ba / Now that you've let all the tension out,it's understandable you'd be tired. Would you like to sleep for awhile?

zhè zhī hòu nǐ huán yǒu bié de shì má ? / ····· méi yǒu ? nà jiù qǐng nǐ hǎo hǎo shuì yì jué ba . / Is there anywhere you need to be later?... There is n"t? In that case,feel free to sleep here.

yǒu hěn duō rén huì yīn wéi àn mó hé tāo ěr tài guò shū fú ér jìn rù mèng xiāng . zhè lǐ de chuáng jiù shì wéi cǐ ér zhǔn bèi de / Plenty of our customers get sleepy after a massage,so we wve already set up beds for the ones who want a nap after

lái , tǎng xià lái ba . wǒ huì zài gěi nǐ yí cì xī zhěn . / Go on,lie down.rll even give you another lap pillow

bǎ tóu cháo shàng , tǎng dǎo wǒ de dà tuǐ shàng / Lie your head down right here..

zhè gè yàng zǐ kàn qǐ lái yòu hǎo xiàng qíng lǚ yí yàng . / Now it looks like were a couple again.

qǐng bǎ yǎn jīng hé shàng , fàng màn hū xī de sù dù . / Close your eyes and breathe deeply.

Focus on the sound of my voice.rll help you fall fast,fast asleep

ràng wǒ lái gěi nǐ zuò yí xià ěr bù àn mó . wǒ huì yòng shǒu zhǐ qīng qīng dì niē zhù nǐ de ěr duo , róu yi róu 、 niē yi niē / 2oooooo / First Pllmassage your ears. Like before, Pl caress them with my fingers..

qǐng nǐ yì biān xiǎng shòu zhù àn mó , yì biān tīng cóng wǒ de zhǐ shì . / Now please do as i say.

nà xiàn zài qǐng nǐ xī yì kǒu qì ··· tǔ chū lái ··· xī qì ··· tǔ qì / Take in a deep breath...then let it out...then breathe in again.and let it out..

qǐng bǎo chí yí dìng de jié zòu hū xī . zhù yì bú yào zhōng duàn . dàn yě qǐng bú yào tài guò wū zài yì . / Keep your breathing steady. Don't stop,butdon'"tfocus too much on it either.

wǒ de shēng yīn zhǐ shì fǔ zhù . qǐng yòng nǐ zì jǐ xǐ huān de jié zòu kòng zhì hū xī . / Remember.my voice is just a guideline,you can use whatever rhythm you prefer.

xī qì 、 tǔ qì 、 xī qì 、 tǔ qì ··. / In,out. In,out..

xiǎng xiàng yí xià zì jǐ shēn shēn dì 、 shēn shēn dì ···· xiàn xià qù de yàng zǐ / Deep.deep breaths...l magine yourself sinking into your dreams

nǐ xiàn zài shēn yuǎn de mèng jìng zhōng . shēn yuǎn ér yòu wēn róu de mèng jìng zhōng . / Into pleasant,deep dreams.

nǐ zài lǐ miàn gǎn jué hěn shū shì . jiù xiàng zài mèng lǐ yóu dàng yí yàng . / Imagine the most wonderful dream you can.

yì biān zài nǎo nèi miáo huà chū yí fù wēn róu ér yòu ān wěn de huà miàn , yì biān jìng jìng dì hū xī . / Then continue to breathe as you hold that image in your mind.

xī qì 、 tǔ qì 、 xī qì 、 tǔ qì ··. / In,out. In,out..

bǎ quán shēn de lì qì dōu gěi fàng sōng . ràng zì jǐ biàn chéng yí gè bú bèi jū shù de , zì yóu de , piāo fú zhù de cún zài / Let all the tension drain from your body. Imagine yourself floating freely.

fàng qīng sōng 、 fàng qīng sōng . / Relax. Relax.

wǒ huì fǔ mō nǐ de nǎo dài . wēn róu dì 、 huǎn màn dì 、 mō a mō . mō a mō . / Pleven pat your head for you. Gently.warmly.like so. Pat pat.

ěr duo zhèng bèi wēn róu dì àn mó zhù , tóng shí nǎo dài yě bèi mō a mō 、 mō a mō 、 mō a mō . / Don't worry.l haven't forgotten your ears either. Pat pat. Pat pat

xī qì 、 tǔ qì 、 xī qì 、 tǔ qì ··. / In,out. In,out..

mō a mō 、 mō a mō ······ kě ài de shuì liǎn ······ ràng rén xiǎng yì zhí kàn zhù ?·· / Pat pat. Pat pat..your relaxed face is so cute...l wish I could look at it forever..

yì zhí 、 yì zhí · / Forever and ever..

wǒ huì yì zhí zài zhè lǐ . zhí dào nǐ shuì zhù wéi zhǐ ····· zài nǐ shuì zhù zhī hòu yě huì yì zhí zài zhè lǐ / Don f worry Pll stay with you until you fall asleep..and even after you fall asleep

qǐng nǐ màn màn dì rù shuì , jìn rù wēn róu de mèng xiāng , hǎo hǎo xiū xi shēn tǐ , wǒ huì yì zhí děng dào nǐ shū fú dì shuì xǐng . / Sleep well,have sweet dreams,and rest your body so that you wake up refreshed.

suǒ yǐ , qǐng nǐ fàng xīn dì rù shuì ba . fàng sōng xià lái , bú yào yǒu rèn hé gù lǜ , xiāng tián dì shuì ba / Hll be here waiting for you, So there's nothing to worry about. Now relax,and let your worries float away

wǒ xiàn zài gěi nǐ de lìng yì zhī ěr duo àn mó . / Now it's time for this ear.

xī qì 、 tǔ qì 、 xī qì 、 tǔ qì ··. / In,out. In,out..

shēn hū xī yí xià . shēn shēn dì xī yì kǒu qì . shēn shēn dì 、 dà dà dì 、 shēn shēn dì 、 dà dà dì / Remember.deep breaths. Long,deep breaths.

rán hòu , cháng cháng dì tǔ chū lái . cháng cháng dì 、 dà dà dì 、 bǎ qì tǔ chū lái / Make sure you let them out slowly too.

dà dà dì 、 dà dà dì 、 xī yì kǒu qì ·· rán hòu zài dà dà dì 、 dà dà dì 、 bǎ qì tǔ chū lái / Take along,deep breath in...and then slowly let it all out.

shēn tǐ kāi shǐ biàn dé chén zhòng qǐ lái . yì shí kāi shǐ biàn dé xī bó , kāi shǐ biàn dé mó hu . / Imagine your body growing heavy.your consciousness growing dull

biàn dé tīng bú jiàn wǒ de shēng yīn yě méi guān xì . wǒ jiù zài zhè lǐ . wǒ bú huì cóng nǐ de shēn biān lí kāi . / lt'salright even if you can't hearmy Voice.lm still here.l promise l won't leo ve your side.

In..out...in...out..

xī qì . tǔ qì . xī qì tǔ qì

yì biān tǎng zài wǒ de xī zhěn shàng , yì biān bèi fǔ mō zhù nǎo dài , yì biān hěn shū fú dì bèi àn mó zhù ěr duo / 3oooooo / You'reresting in my lap, While lm patting your head and giving your ear a massage..

xiāng tián dì 、 xiāng tián dì 、 jìn rù mèng xiāng . qǐng yòng fàng sōng de zhuàng tài , shuì shàng yì jué ba ., / Remember that as you slowly slip away into the world of dreams. Relax

In...out..in...out..

mō a mō 、 mō a mō / Pat pat. Pat pat..

Does it feel good r Do you feel healed?

gǎn jué shū fú má ···..·· yǒu méi yǒu gǎn jué bèi zhì yù / oes it feel good r Do you feel he gled g

shuì jué hǎo shū fú . hū xī hǎo shū fú . xiōng kǒu jī bō zhù shū fú de gǎn jué , shēn xīn biàn dé yuè lái yuè ān wěn . / Sleep is good. Steady breathing is good. Let those two be your guide,and relax

ěr bù àn mó hǎo shū fú . fǔ mō nǎo dài hǎo shū fú / Ear massages are good. Head pats are good.

shēn tǐ de nèi bù hé wài bù , liǎng biān dōu hǎo shū fú , nèi xīn biàn dé yuè lái yuè ān xiáng . / Let yourself be carried away by this bliss,both in body and mind. Relax yourself more and more.

jiàn jiàn dì xiàn rù shēn shēn de shuì mián zhōng . wēn róu de shuì mián , ān xiáng de mèng xiāng ···· / You are falling into a deep.gentle sleep. Where all your dreams are pleasant..

In... Out..ln... Out...

wǎn ān ···· shuì yí gè hǎo jué , biàn dé jīng shén chōng pèi zhī hòu , wǒ mén qǐ lái zài jiàn ·· / Good night... After you rest,we"llsee each other again..

wǒ huì yì zhí gěi nǐ àn mó de . wǒ huì yì zhí gěi nǐ fǔ mō nǎo dài de . / Pll be massaging you and patting your head the whole time

mō a mō 、 mō a mō ···· mō a mō 、 mō a mō ·····. / Pat pat. Pat pat... Pat pat. Pat pat..c

Pat pat. Pat pat... Patpat. Pat pat... /