(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(AUGUST 08)
Tonight I get love from you
Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
How you twist up all my feelings
Sticky situation times a million
Can’t let it blow up in my face
Good sex wash away mistakes
I ain’t give you my heart to break it
We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
You got me staring at the ceiling
All of this is way too much to deal with
Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(Barney Bones)
Tonight I burn sage for her
Dedicate a song on stage for her
Tried to lessen my rage for her
Took my heart out of the cage for her
Hennessy during the toast
At this point, I’m just taking shots
Watching a wedding on a boat
Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
This love thing is too cutthroat
Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Calculator - 劉力揚
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[00:00.000]作詞 : Ray “August Grant” Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Jonathan Wienner/Sam Homaee
[00:01.000]作曲 : Ray Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Sam Homaee/Jonathan Wienner
[00:18.614](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[00:18.831]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:20.814]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:23.798]I’m not meant for love
[00:26.431]I’m not meant for love
[00:29.165]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:31.481]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:34.447]I’m not meant for love
[00:37.098]I’m not meant for love
[00:39.581](AUGUST 08)
[00:40.498]Tonight I get love from you
[00:43.831]Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
[00:46.448]How you twist up all my feelings
[00:48.947]Sticky situation times a million
[00:51.682]Can’t let it blow up in my face
[00:54.447]Good sex wash away mistakes
[00:56.899]I ain’t give you my heart to break it
[00:59.598]We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
[01:03.363]You got me staring at the ceiling
[01:05.763]All of this is way too much to deal with
[01:08.497]Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
[01:11.914](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[01:12.149]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:14.114]I think my calculators broken
[01:17.096]I’m not meant for love
[01:19.697]I’m not meant for love
[01:22.464]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:24.780]I think my calculators broken
[01:27.912]I’m not meant for love
[01:30.313]I’m not meant for love
[01:32.831](Barney Bones)
[01:33.813]Tonight I burn sage for her
[01:37.280]Dedicate a song on stage for her
[01:39.763]Tried to lessen my rage for her
[01:42.563]Took my heart out of the cage for her
[01:45.230]Hennessy during the toast
[01:47.663]At this point, I’m just taking shots
[01:50.400]Watching a wedding on a boat
[01:52.997]Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
[01:55.247]It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
[01:57.730]Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
[02:00.445]Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
[02:03.013]We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
[02:05.796]Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
[02:08.462]She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
[02:11.113]This love thing is too cutthroat
[02:13.379]Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
[02:16.141](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[02:16.496]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:18.096]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:21.080]I’m not meant for love
[02:23.663]I’m not meant for love
[02:26.379]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:28.680]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:31.729]I’m not meant for love
[02:34.429]I’m not meant for love
移調 原調
作詞 : Ray “August Grant” Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Jonathan Wienner/Sam Homaee
GmFCmGmFCmGmCCmGmCmCGm
作曲 : Ray Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Sam Homaee/Jonathan Wienner
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
G#
Sh*t’s not adding up
FA#D#
I think my calculator’s broken
CCm
I’m not meant for love
AmD
I’m not meant for love
GA#
Sh*t’s not adding up
GmAmF
I think my calculator’s broken
A#D#
I’m not meant for love
CCm
I’m not meant for love
Am
(AUGUST 08)
DCm
Tonight I get love from you
FDm
Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
A#D#
How you twist up all my feelings
CmD
Sticky situation times a million
Gm
Can’t let it blow up in my face
GCm
Good sex wash away mistakes
FA#
I ain’t give you my heart to break it
GmGCm
We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
Am
You got me staring at the ceiling
D
All of this is way too much to deal with
GmCm
Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
F
Sh*t’s not adding up
A#A#mD#
I think my calculators broken
CmD
I’m not meant for love
GmD
I’m not meant for love
CmA#
Sh*t’s not adding up
FA#G
I think my calculators broken
Cm
I’m not meant for love
AmCmD
I’m not meant for love
(Barney Bones)
GmGGm
Tonight I burn sage for her
CmF
Dedicate a song on stage for her
A#D#
Tried to lessen my rage for her
AmCm
Took my heart out of the cage for her
DGD
Hennessy during the toast
Cm
At this point, I’m just taking shots
A#mFA#
Watching a wedding on a boat
G
Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
CmAm
It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
CmD
Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
Gm
Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
CmF
We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
A#
Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
D#Am
She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
CmDG
This love thing is too cutthroat
DGm
Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Cm
Sh*t’s not adding up
FA#
I think my calculator’s broken
D#Cm
I’m not meant for love
Am
I’m not meant for love
DCm
Sh*t’s not adding up
F
I think my calculator’s broken
A#D#Gm
I’m not meant for love
CmDGmGCmFDmA#GmGCmD#AmDF#mGmCmFA#D#CmDDmDCmA#FA#GmGCmAmCmDGmGGmCmFA#D#CmDCmA#FA#GCmAmD#DGmGGmCCmGmCG#DmA#AmCmDmCCmGm
I’m not meant for love
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曲解析
《Calculator》調性為 G 小調、速度約每分鐘 72 拍、整體情緒憂傷。主要和弦為 Cm、Gm、A#、D。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）
歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以計算器比喻愛情的無法治癒與失控，表達對情感關係的困惑與自我放逐。
主題
愛情中的失衡與自我懷疑，探討情感無法用理性計算的無奈，以及多次受創後的防備與逃避。
情緒
焦慮、失望、無助，夾雜對過去傷痛的懊惱與對未來的絕望。
意象與手法
「計算器」作為核心隱喻，將愛情比作需精確計算的數學問題，卻因情感的不可測而崩潰；「burn sage」（點燃鼠尾草）象徵淨化與祈求療癒，卻無濟於事；「voicemail like Shakespeare」以詩句對比現實的荒謬，凸顯情感的矛盾與虛幻。
重點句解讀
1. 「Sh*t’s not adding up」：情感的混亂與不合理，如同計算錯誤般無法解決，暗示關係的崩壞無法挽回。
2. 「I’m not meant for love」：自我否定的陳述，反映因多次受創而產生的無力感與逃避心態。
3. 「Good sex wash away mistakes」：用肉體關係掩蓋心靈傷痛，凸顯情感疏離與短暫慰藉的虛無。
4. 「This love thing is too cutthroat」：直接批判愛情的殘酷現實，表達對信任與付出的徹底失望。
適合情境
獨處時反思感情歷程、情緒低落需宣洩，或面對關係困境時尋求共鳴與理解。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。