(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(AUGUST 08)
Tonight I get love from you
Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
How you twist up all my feelings
Sticky situation times a million
Can’t let it blow up in my face
Good sex wash away mistakes
I ain’t give you my heart to break it
We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
You got me staring at the ceiling
All of this is way too much to deal with
Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(Barney Bones)
Tonight I burn sage for her
Dedicate a song on stage for her
Tried to lessen my rage for her
Took my heart out of the cage for her
Hennessy during the toast
At this point, I’m just taking shots
Watching a wedding on a boat
Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
This love thing is too cutthroat
Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Calculator - Edmond Leung
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[00:00.000]作詞 : Ray “August Grant” Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Jonathan Wienner/Sam Homaee
[00:01.000]作曲 : Ray Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Sam Homaee/Jonathan Wienner
[00:18.614](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[00:18.831]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:20.814]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:23.798]I’m not meant for love
[00:26.431]I’m not meant for love
[00:29.165]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:31.481]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:34.447]I’m not meant for love
[00:37.098]I’m not meant for love
[00:39.581](AUGUST 08)
[00:40.498]Tonight I get love from you
[00:43.831]Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
[00:46.448]How you twist up all my feelings
[00:48.947]Sticky situation times a million
[00:51.682]Can’t let it blow up in my face
[00:54.447]Good sex wash away mistakes
[00:56.899]I ain’t give you my heart to break it
[00:59.598]We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
[01:03.363]You got me staring at the ceiling
[01:05.763]All of this is way too much to deal with
[01:08.497]Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
[01:11.914](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[01:12.149]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:14.114]I think my calculators broken
[01:17.096]I’m not meant for love
[01:19.697]I’m not meant for love
[01:22.464]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:24.780]I think my calculators broken
[01:27.912]I’m not meant for love
[01:30.313]I’m not meant for love
[01:32.831](Barney Bones)
[01:33.813]Tonight I burn sage for her
[01:37.280]Dedicate a song on stage for her
[01:39.763]Tried to lessen my rage for her
[01:42.563]Took my heart out of the cage for her
[01:45.230]Hennessy during the toast
[01:47.663]At this point, I’m just taking shots
[01:50.400]Watching a wedding on a boat
[01:52.997]Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
[01:55.247]It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
[01:57.730]Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
[02:00.445]Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
[02:03.013]We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
[02:05.796]Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
[02:08.462]She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
[02:11.113]This love thing is too cutthroat
[02:13.379]Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
[02:16.141](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[02:16.496]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:18.096]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:21.080]I’m not meant for love
[02:23.663]I’m not meant for love
[02:26.379]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:28.680]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:31.729]I’m not meant for love
[02:34.429]I’m not meant for love
移調 原調
作詞 : Ray “August Grant” Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Jonathan Wienner/Sam Homaee
EmBF#mFmEmC#BC#BFmBEmA#BBmBFFm
作曲 : Ray Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Sam Homaee/Jonathan Wienner
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
BBm
Sh*t’s not adding up
BEmBFm
I think my calculator’s broken
C#BCFA#
I’m not meant for love
Gm
I’m not meant for love
D#A#
Sh*t’s not adding up
D#Gm
I think my calculator’s broken
D#
I’m not meant for love
F
I’m not meant for love
(AUGUST 08)
A#D#
Tonight I get love from you
A#
Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
A#mD#
How you twist up all my feelings
CmD#F
Sticky situation times a million
A#mBmA#Am
Can’t let it blow up in my face
FD#
Good sex wash away mistakes
A#D#A#
I ain’t give you my heart to break it
CmA#mA#
We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
You got me staring at the ceiling
CmDmD#
All of this is way too much to deal with
FDmA#
Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
GmD#F
Sh*t’s not adding up
DmA#F
I think my calculators broken
GmFD#
I’m not meant for love
A#D#Cm
I’m not meant for love
GD#GmDmF
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
A#mA#Am
I’m not meant for love
FGmF
I’m not meant for love
(Barney Bones)
D#CmF
Tonight I burn sage for her
A#
Dedicate a song on stage for her
AmFGm
Tried to lessen my rage for her
FD#mD#
Took my heart out of the cage for her
A#F
Hennessy during the toast
A#
At this point, I’m just taking shots
D#Gm
Watching a wedding on a boat
A#
Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
GmD#
It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
A#mA#
Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
A#mGmD#A#
Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
AmDmFD#
Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
D#mDm
She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
GCm
This love thing is too cutthroat
FA#
Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
FA#D#F
I think my calculator’s broken
A#
I’m not meant for love
D#F
I’m not meant for love
A#Am
Sh*t’s not adding up
GmFD#
I think my calculator’s broken
Cm
I’m not meant for love
FA#mA#AmFGmFD#CmFA#AmFGmFD#FA#FA#mA#D#FA#AmFGmFD#CmFA#AmFGmFD#CFA#GmA#
I’m not meant for love
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AI 從音訊辨識的主旋律（以 A# 調為 1，數字上下點為高低八度）。為自動估計、個別音可能有誤，僅供哼唱抓調參考，非正式樂譜。彈唱請看「和弦」分頁。
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曲解析
《Calculator》調性為 A# 大調、速度約每分鐘 108 拍、整體情緒溫暖。主要和弦為 F、A#、D#、Gm。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）
歌詞解析
一句話主旨
用計算器比喻感情的無解與自我放棄。
主題
愛情中的失敗經驗與自我懷疑，探討信任崩潰後的無力感。
情緒
焦慮、無力感、絕望，夾雜對情感的逃避與自我安慰。
意象與手法
以「計算器」隱喻理性面對感情卻始終無法算清的困惑；「burn sage」（點燃鼠尾草）象徵試圖淨化情感；「voicemail like Shakespeare」將現代通話與文學意象結合，凸顯情感表達的荒謬性。
重點句解讀
1. 「Sh*t’s not adding up」（這一切無法算清）：直接點出主角對感情邏輯的崩潰，暗示情感無法用理性規則衡量。
2. 「I’m not meant for love」（我天生不適合愛）：反覆出現的自我否定，反映因多次受創而產生的宿命論傾向。
3. 「Good sex wash away mistakes」（性愛能洗去錯誤）：揭示主角用肉體關係逃避情感責任，卻也暗示關係的表面性與短暫性。
4. 「This love thing is too cutthroat」（愛情這回事太殘酷）：總結多段失敗經驗後的結論，凸顯對情感的恐懼與疏離。
適合情境
感情受挫時自我療癒、獨處時反思關係模式、需要宣洩情緒的沉默時刻。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。