(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(AUGUST 08)
Tonight I get love from you
Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
How you twist up all my feelings
Sticky situation times a million
Can’t let it blow up in my face
Good sex wash away mistakes
I ain’t give you my heart to break it
We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
You got me staring at the ceiling
All of this is way too much to deal with
Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(Barney Bones)
Tonight I burn sage for her
Dedicate a song on stage for her
Tried to lessen my rage for her
Took my heart out of the cage for her
Hennessy during the toast
At this point, I’m just taking shots
Watching a wedding on a boat
Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
This love thing is too cutthroat
Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Calculator - 張傑
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[00:00.000]作詞 : Ray “August Grant” Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Jonathan Wienner/Sam Homaee
[00:01.000]作曲 : Ray Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Sam Homaee/Jonathan Wienner
[00:18.614](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[00:18.831]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:20.814]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:23.798]I’m not meant for love
[00:26.431]I’m not meant for love
[00:29.165]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:31.481]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:34.447]I’m not meant for love
[00:37.098]I’m not meant for love
[00:39.581](AUGUST 08)
[00:40.498]Tonight I get love from you
[00:43.831]Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
[00:46.448]How you twist up all my feelings
[00:48.947]Sticky situation times a million
[00:51.682]Can’t let it blow up in my face
[00:54.447]Good sex wash away mistakes
[00:56.899]I ain’t give you my heart to break it
[00:59.598]We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
[01:03.363]You got me staring at the ceiling
[01:05.763]All of this is way too much to deal with
[01:08.497]Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
[01:11.914](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[01:12.149]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:14.114]I think my calculators broken
[01:17.096]I’m not meant for love
[01:19.697]I’m not meant for love
[01:22.464]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:24.780]I think my calculators broken
[01:27.912]I’m not meant for love
[01:30.313]I’m not meant for love
[01:32.831](Barney Bones)
[01:33.813]Tonight I burn sage for her
[01:37.280]Dedicate a song on stage for her
[01:39.763]Tried to lessen my rage for her
[01:42.563]Took my heart out of the cage for her
[01:45.230]Hennessy during the toast
[01:47.663]At this point, I’m just taking shots
[01:50.400]Watching a wedding on a boat
[01:52.997]Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
[01:55.247]It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
[01:57.730]Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
[02:00.445]Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
[02:03.013]We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
[02:05.796]Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
[02:08.462]She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
[02:11.113]This love thing is too cutthroat
[02:13.379]Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
[02:16.141](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[02:16.496]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:18.096]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:21.080]I’m not meant for love
[02:23.663]I’m not meant for love
[02:26.379]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:28.680]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:31.729]I’m not meant for love
[02:34.429]I’m not meant for love
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以計算器隱喻愛情的難以計算與個人的無力感。
主題
探討愛情中的矛盾與自我懷疑，並透過過去感情經驗的累積，反映對信任與關係的困惑與疲憊。
情緒
焦慮、困惑、疲憊，夾雜對愛情的無奈與自我否定。
意象與手法
1. 計算器：作為核心隱喻，象徵對愛情的理性計算與現實崩解。
2. 燒香、酒、婚禮：具象化情感掙扎與試圖療癒的徒勞。
3. 重複副歌：強化「無法解決」的困境，形成節奏上的壓抑感。
重點句解讀
1. 「Sh*t’s not adding up」
原文直譯為「事情不對勁」，暗示情感關係的邏輯崩壞，理性無法解釋當下混亂。
2. 「I’m not meant for love」
直接表達自我懷疑，將愛情視為「不適合自己的領域」，反映過去傷害累積的結果。
3. 「Good sex wash away mistakes」
肉體關係被當作逃避情感責任的手段，凸顯關係中的功利性與短視。
4. 「Tonight I burn sage for her」
燒香象徵祈求淨化，但「burn sage」的具體行動與後文的「nooooo」形成反差，凸顯無效的嘗試。
適合情境
面對感情糾葛時的自我反思、需要情緒宣洩的獨處時刻，或在經歷多次戀愛挫折後的低潮階段。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。