(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(AUGUST 08)
Tonight I get love from you
Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
How you twist up all my feelings
Sticky situation times a million
Can’t let it blow up in my face
Good sex wash away mistakes
I ain’t give you my heart to break it
We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
You got me staring at the ceiling
All of this is way too much to deal with
Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculators broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
(Barney Bones)
Tonight I burn sage for her
Dedicate a song on stage for her
Tried to lessen my rage for her
Took my heart out of the cage for her
Hennessy during the toast
At this point, I’m just taking shots
Watching a wedding on a boat
Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
This love thing is too cutthroat
Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
(Chorus - AUGUST 08)
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Sh*t’s not adding up
I think my calculator’s broken
I’m not meant for love
I’m not meant for love
Calculator - 劉歡
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[00:00.000]作詞 : Ray “August Grant” Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Jonathan Wienner/Sam Homaee
[00:01.000]作曲 : Ray Jacobs/Maurice Powell/Sam Homaee/Jonathan Wienner
[00:18.614](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[00:18.831]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:20.814]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:23.798]I’m not meant for love
[00:26.431]I’m not meant for love
[00:29.165]Sh*t’s not adding up
[00:31.481]I think my calculator’s broken
[00:34.447]I’m not meant for love
[00:37.098]I’m not meant for love
[00:39.581](AUGUST 08)
[00:40.498]Tonight I get love from you
[00:43.831]Tell you secrets cuz I trust in you
[00:46.448]How you twist up all my feelings
[00:48.947]Sticky situation times a million
[00:51.682]Can’t let it blow up in my face
[00:54.447]Good sex wash away mistakes
[00:56.899]I ain’t give you my heart to break it
[00:59.598]We running outta bottles, we can’t waste it nooooo
[01:03.363]You got me staring at the ceiling
[01:05.763]All of this is way too much to deal with
[01:08.497]Broken trust, I’m waiting on my healing ooooo
[01:11.914](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[01:12.149]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:14.114]I think my calculators broken
[01:17.096]I’m not meant for love
[01:19.697]I’m not meant for love
[01:22.464]Sh*t’s not adding up
[01:24.780]I think my calculators broken
[01:27.912]I’m not meant for love
[01:30.313]I’m not meant for love
[01:32.831](Barney Bones)
[01:33.813]Tonight I burn sage for her
[01:37.280]Dedicate a song on stage for her
[01:39.763]Tried to lessen my rage for her
[01:42.563]Took my heart out of the cage for her
[01:45.230]Hennessy during the toast
[01:47.663]At this point, I’m just taking shots
[01:50.400]Watching a wedding on a boat
[01:52.997]Voicemail like Shakespeare in the park
[01:55.247]It went bad with Brittany, told her that I love her
[01:57.730]Next thing I know, we ain't make it to summer
[02:00.445]Went bad with Jessica, it was too toxic
[02:03.013]We lived in loathing, I felt exhausted
[02:05.796]Went bad with Vashaun, Wasn’t my fault though
[02:08.462]She bounced because, she couldn’t get into Duck’s show
[02:11.113]This love thing is too cutthroat
[02:13.379]Won’t ever fix my heart to trust more cuz
[02:16.141](Chorus - AUGUST 08)
[02:16.496]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:18.096]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:21.080]I’m not meant for love
[02:23.663]I’m not meant for love
[02:26.379]Sh*t’s not adding up
[02:28.680]I think my calculator’s broken
[02:31.729]I’m not meant for love
[02:34.429]I’m not meant for love
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以「計算機故障」隱喻情感關係的難以計算與失衡，表達對愛情的困惑與無力感。
主題
情感關係中理性與感性的衝突，以及多次失敗經驗後對愛情的懷疑與自我保護。
情緒
混雜著挫敗、無力、自嘲與隱藏的脆弱，呈現對愛情既渴望又恐懼的矛盾心態。
意象與手法
「計算機」作為核心隱喻，象徵理性試圖規範情感卻始終失敗；「燒 sage（鼠尾草）」、「舞台獻唱」等行為描寫，凸顯試圖透過儀式感或表達來挽救關係的徒勞；重複副歌結構強化主題，並以多段戀愛經歷的羅列加強情感共鳴。
重點句解讀
1. 「Sh*t’s not adding up」（事情不對勁）：直接點出情感關係的不穩定與無法預測，暗示理性計算在愛情中失效。
2. 「I’m not meant for love」（我不適合愛情）：自我否定的表述，反映因多次受創而產生的認知扭曲。
3. 「Good sex wash away mistakes」（美好性愛能掩蓋錯誤）：揭露用肉體關係掩蓋情感問題的短視行為，凸顯關係的表面化與虛假修復。
4. 「This love thing is too cutthroat」（這愛情太殘酷）：總結多次受創經驗，表達對愛情本質的悲觀看法。
適合情境
單獨面對感情困境時的自我療癒、對親密關係保持距離的反思時刻，或需透過幽默自嘲緩衝現實壓力的場景。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。