How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
The art of getting robbed
This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
I should rob Clue man his shit did well
I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich
Did you ever think that you would have these hits
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
And walk off with your shit like it's mine
I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
For real yo you know what I'm saying
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
You know what I'm saying
That's just how it go down
50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
You know what I'm saying
So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
How To Rob - 陳秋霞
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[00:00.00]How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
[00:02.130]Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
[00:04.266]The art of getting robbed
[00:05.634]This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
[00:08.672]R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
[00:14.406]Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
[00:18.756]The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
[00:21.259]If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
[00:23.499]You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
[00:26.179]These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
[00:28.674]I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
[00:31.56]Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
[00:33.393]I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
[00:36.88]But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
[00:38.505]When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
[00:40.840]I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
[00:43.384]Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
[00:45.869]Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
[00:48.392]Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
[00:50.880]I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
[00:53.220]Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
[00:57.691]The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
[01:00.622]An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
[01:03.127]I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
[01:05.671]Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
[01:07.967]I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
[01:10.382]Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
[01:12.694]What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
[01:15.607]Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
[01:18.79]I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
[01:20.559]You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
[01:22.959]I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
[01:25.471]Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
[01:27.878]I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
[01:30.278]I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
[01:32.921]Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
[01:35.449]About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
[01:37.729]I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
[01:40.353]This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
[01:43.29]This ain't serious
[01:44.933]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:47.613]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:50.150]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[01:52.997]This ain't serious
[01:54.773]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:57.309]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[02:00.37]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[02:02.549]I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
[02:04.999]And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
[02:07.743]Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
[02:09.985]Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
[02:12.544]I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
[02:14.879]That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
[02:17.312]My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
[02:20.182]Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
[02:22.274]DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
[02:24.981]I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
[02:27.341]I should rob Clue man his shit did well
[02:29.733]I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
[02:32.196]I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
[02:34.772]Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
[02:37.204]Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
[02:39.588]I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
[02:42.53]Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
[02:44.563]**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
[02:47.30]Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
[02:49.718]He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
[02:52.214]Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
[02:54.622]Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
[02:56.998]I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
[02:59.766]One at a time get out and take off your shine
[03:02.22]Did you ever think that you would be this rich
[03:04.437]Did you ever think that you would have these hits
[03:06.806]Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
[03:09.63]And walk off with your shit like it's mine
[03:11.926]I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
[03:14.366]I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
[03:16.870]Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
[03:19.414]I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
[03:21.822]That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
[03:24.140]I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
[03:26.652]He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
[03:29.301]Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
[03:31.810]I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
[03:34.441]This ain't serious
[03:36.442]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:38.898]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:41.466]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:43.946]This ain't serious
[03:46.170]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:48.594]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:51.297]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:54.328]For real yo you know what I'm saying
[03:56.16]Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
[04:00.167]It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
[04:02.982]It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
[04:06.394]You know what I'm saying
[04:07.172]That's just how it go down
[04:08.60]50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
[04:11.378]Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
[04:14.700]You know what I'm saying
[04:15.477]So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
[04:18.469]Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
[04:21.78]Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
透過極端手段掙扎求生，揭露社會結構性壓迫與個人道德困境的矛盾。
主題
以街頭文化為載體，詮釋貧窮與資源不均下「搶劫」成為生存策略的荒謬現實，並批判娛樂產業與商業體系的剝削本質。
情緒
充滿焦躁、憤怒與絕望，夾雜黑色幽默與自我解嘲，展現被壓迫者對現實的無力抗爭。
意象與手法
運用「搶劫」作為核心隱喻，結合街頭暴力符號（如槍枝、ATM）、娛樂圈名流（如Whitney Houston、Puff Daddy）與商業術語（如「deal」「bail」）， juxtapose 穷人與權貴的對立關係，並以重複副歌強化「被逼為賊」的荒謬感。
重點句解讀
1. 「The art of getting robbed」（被剝削的藝術）
原文反轉「搶劫」主客體，暗示弱勢者反被系統剝削的無奈，點明社會結構的不公。
2. 「I'm a crook with a deal」（有條件的罪惡）
稱「crook」（賊）為「deal」（交易），凸顯貧窮迫使個人在道德與生存間妥協的掙扎。
3. 「This ain't serious / Being broke can make you delirious」（這不認真 / 貧窮會令人癲狂）
副歌反覆強調貧窮導致的非理性行為，批判社會對貧困的無視與壓抑。
4. 「I'll rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time」（我會搶ODB但浪費時間）
引用已故說唱歌手ODB（Ol' Dirty Bastard），暗示黑人音樂圈內的爾虞我詐，連死人也成目標。
適合情境
面對社會不公時的憤怒宣洩、經濟壓力下的焦慮情緒，或對娛樂產業虛偽性感到失望的反思時刻。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌的資料有些許誤植，其實這是饒舌歌手五角在出道初期的成名作，並非陳秋霞的作品。作為樂迷，聽這首歌時，我總覺得像是在翻閱一本九零年代末期的嘻哈演藝圈名冊。那種直白且帶點挑釁的口吻，把當時當紅的眾多歌手名字寫進歌詞裡，大膽勾勒出一幅「為了生存不擇手段」的街頭生存遊戲畫面。
整首歌展現了創作者初生之犢的野心與飢餓感，將窮困帶來的瘋狂具象化，用極具侵略性的節奏，點名各路大咖進行虛構的搶劫情節。雖然內容充滿了火藥味，但背後反映的是當時新人渴望被看見、想要打破階級的焦慮。對於喜歡嘻哈文化的朋友來說，這不僅是一首充滿爭議的經典，更像是一場充滿黑色幽默的街頭獨白。當你想要感受那種最原始、最不加修飾的饒舌衝擊力，或是想了解那個時代嘻哈圈的生態縮影時，這首歌絕對值得放在你的播放清單中，細細品味其中的狂放與張力。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞以「沒錢會導致神智不清」為核心動機，將搶劫描寫成一種迫於生計的荒謬生存手段。
・全曲以戲謔口吻「點名」多位當紅歌手與製作人，列出搶劫對象清單，將演藝圈名流化為具體的掠奪目標。
・運用大量黑色幽默，例如調侃歌手體型或過往歌曲內容，展現一種打破常規的街頭挑釁風格。
・歌曲結構反覆強調「這不是認真的」，在極端暴力的歌詞內容與輕浮的自我解嘲之間，營造出強烈的戲劇反差。