How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
The art of getting robbed
This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
I should rob Clue man his shit did well
I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich
Did you ever think that you would have these hits
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
And walk off with your shit like it's mine
I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
For real yo you know what I'm saying
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
You know what I'm saying
That's just how it go down
50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
You know what I'm saying
So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
How To Rob - SmashRegz
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[00:00.00]How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
[00:02.130]Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
[00:04.266]The art of getting robbed
[00:05.634]This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
[00:08.672]R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
[00:14.406]Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
[00:18.756]The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
[00:21.259]If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
[00:23.499]You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
[00:26.179]These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
[00:28.674]I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
[00:31.56]Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
[00:33.393]I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
[00:36.88]But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
[00:38.505]When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
[00:40.840]I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
[00:43.384]Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
[00:45.869]Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
[00:48.392]Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
[00:50.880]I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
[00:53.220]Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
[00:57.691]The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
[01:00.622]An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
[01:03.127]I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
[01:05.671]Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
[01:07.967]I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
[01:10.382]Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
[01:12.694]What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
[01:15.607]Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
[01:18.79]I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
[01:20.559]You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
[01:22.959]I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
[01:25.471]Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
[01:27.878]I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
[01:30.278]I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
[01:32.921]Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
[01:35.449]About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
[01:37.729]I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
[01:40.353]This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
[01:43.29]This ain't serious
[01:44.933]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:47.613]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:50.150]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[01:52.997]This ain't serious
[01:54.773]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:57.309]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[02:00.37]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[02:02.549]I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
[02:04.999]And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
[02:07.743]Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
[02:09.985]Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
[02:12.544]I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
[02:14.879]That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
[02:17.312]My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
[02:20.182]Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
[02:22.274]DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
[02:24.981]I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
[02:27.341]I should rob Clue man his shit did well
[02:29.733]I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
[02:32.196]I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
[02:34.772]Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
[02:37.204]Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
[02:39.588]I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
[02:42.53]Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
[02:44.563]**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
[02:47.30]Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
[02:49.718]He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
[02:52.214]Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
[02:54.622]Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
[02:56.998]I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
[02:59.766]One at a time get out and take off your shine
[03:02.22]Did you ever think that you would be this rich
[03:04.437]Did you ever think that you would have these hits
[03:06.806]Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
[03:09.63]And walk off with your shit like it's mine
[03:11.926]I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
[03:14.366]I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
[03:16.870]Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
[03:19.414]I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
[03:21.822]That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
[03:24.140]I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
[03:26.652]He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
[03:29.301]Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
[03:31.810]I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
[03:34.441]This ain't serious
[03:36.442]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:38.898]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:41.466]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:43.946]This ain't serious
[03:46.170]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:48.594]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:51.297]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:54.328]For real yo you know what I'm saying
[03:56.16]Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
[04:00.167]It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
[04:02.982]It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
[04:06.394]You know what I'm saying
[04:07.172]That's just how it go down
[04:08.60]50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
[04:11.378]Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
[04:14.700]You know what I'm saying
[04:15.477]So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
[04:18.469]Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
[04:21.78]Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以誇張口吻描繪貧困與權力結構下的搶劫邏輯，揭示社會不公與生存困境。
主題
貧富差距、街頭生存策略、對娛樂產業的批判與反叛。
情緒
焦躁、反叛、絕望中帶有戲謔與自嘲。
意象與手法
1. 具象化搶劫場景：如「snatch Kim」「stick Bobby」「empty three」等動作描寫，強化暴力與掠奪的真實感。
2. 名人的符號化：引用音樂人（如Puff Daddy、Whitney Houston）、娛樂產業象徵（如「ATM」「Bentley Coupe」），將社會權力結構具體化。
3. 重複與節奏感：副歌「This ain't serious」的反覆強調，凸顯荒謬與無奈。
重點句解讀
1. 「The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal」
直指生存邏輯當正常途徑（如唱片銷售）失效時，搶劫成為「交易」，反映制度性失敗。
2. 「Being broke can make you delirious」
強調貧困對人性的扭曲，將「搶劫」合理化為瘋狂狀態下的必然選擇。
3. 「Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine / And walk off with your shit like it's mine」
以戲謔口吻質問社會，揭露財富佔有權的虛構性與暴力性。
4. 「I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins」
將音樂產業的權力關係倒置，暗示主流文化本質即為掠奪。
適合情境
對社會不公的批判、街頭文化研究、娛樂產業反思、貧富差距議題探討。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首作品完全展現了饒舌歌手初出茅廬時，那種為了生存不顧一切的狂氣。聽著這首歌，彷彿能看見當時樂壇的一場大地震，用虛構的搶劫情節，精準點名當時檯面上最紅的音樂人。這種手法雖然充滿挑釁，卻也真實反映了底層出身者對成名與財富的強烈渴求。歌裡那種直白、粗獷且帶點戲謔的節奏，把「貧窮讓人瘋狂」這件事講得既寫實又荒謬。
我喜歡它那種無所畏懼的態度，雖然歌詞裡充滿了對各路巨星的針對性，但作為聽眾，我們聽的是那股初生之犢的衝勁。這首歌適合在心情需要一點叛逆、想要感受那種不被體制馴服的力量時播放。它不只是在講搶劫，更是在講述一個渴望翻身的人，如何用最激進的方式宣告自己的存在。這不僅是嘻哈史上的經典時刻，更是一場關於野心與生存的黑色幽默。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞將歌手比喻為「飢餓的搶匪」，透過點名當時樂壇多位知名藝人並描述搶劫場景，營造出強烈的挑釁與街頭生存感。
・歌曲以「窮則變」為核心邏輯，將搶劫行為荒謬地合理化為演藝事業不順遂時的替代方案，展現出極度自嘲的黑色幽默。
・歌詞中反覆強調「這並不嚴重」的聲明，與充滿暴力的搶劫描述形成反差，突顯出創作者遊走在真實與虛構之間的玩世不恭。
・整首歌節奏感強烈，適合在需要宣洩壓力、感受強勢情緒的場景中聆聽，體驗那股無視規則的叛逆張力。