How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
The art of getting robbed
This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
I should rob Clue man his shit did well
I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich
Did you ever think that you would have these hits
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
And walk off with your shit like it's mine
I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
For real yo you know what I'm saying
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
You know what I'm saying
That's just how it go down
50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
You know what I'm saying
So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
How To Rob - 奶猴子
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[00:00.00]How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
[00:02.130]Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
[00:04.266]The art of getting robbed
[00:05.634]This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
[00:08.672]R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
[00:14.406]Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
[00:18.756]The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
[00:21.259]If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
[00:23.499]You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
[00:26.179]These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
[00:28.674]I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
[00:31.56]Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
[00:33.393]I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
[00:36.88]But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
[00:38.505]When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
[00:40.840]I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
[00:43.384]Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
[00:45.869]Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
[00:48.392]Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
[00:50.880]I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
[00:53.220]Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
[00:57.691]The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
[01:00.622]An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
[01:03.127]I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
[01:05.671]Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
[01:07.967]I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
[01:10.382]Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
[01:12.694]What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
[01:15.607]Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
[01:18.79]I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
[01:20.559]You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
[01:22.959]I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
[01:25.471]Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
[01:27.878]I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
[01:30.278]I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
[01:32.921]Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
[01:35.449]About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
[01:37.729]I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
[01:40.353]This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
[01:43.29]This ain't serious
[01:44.933]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:47.613]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:50.150]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[01:52.997]This ain't serious
[01:54.773]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:57.309]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[02:00.37]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[02:02.549]I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
[02:04.999]And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
[02:07.743]Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
[02:09.985]Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
[02:12.544]I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
[02:14.879]That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
[02:17.312]My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
[02:20.182]Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
[02:22.274]DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
[02:24.981]I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
[02:27.341]I should rob Clue man his shit did well
[02:29.733]I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
[02:32.196]I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
[02:34.772]Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
[02:37.204]Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
[02:39.588]I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
[02:42.53]Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
[02:44.563]**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
[02:47.30]Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
[02:49.718]He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
[02:52.214]Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
[02:54.622]Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
[02:56.998]I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
[02:59.766]One at a time get out and take off your shine
[03:02.22]Did you ever think that you would be this rich
[03:04.437]Did you ever think that you would have these hits
[03:06.806]Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
[03:09.63]And walk off with your shit like it's mine
[03:11.926]I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
[03:14.366]I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
[03:16.870]Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
[03:19.414]I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
[03:21.822]That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
[03:24.140]I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
[03:26.652]He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
[03:29.301]Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
[03:31.810]I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
[03:34.441]This ain't serious
[03:36.442]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:38.898]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:41.466]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:43.946]This ain't serious
[03:46.170]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:48.594]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:51.297]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:54.328]For real yo you know what I'm saying
[03:56.16]Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
[04:00.167]It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
[04:02.982]It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
[04:06.394]You know what I'm saying
[04:07.172]That's just how it go down
[04:08.60]50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
[04:11.378]Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
[04:14.700]You know what I'm saying
[04:15.477]So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
[04:18.469]Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
[04:21.78]Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以戲謔口吻揭露貧富差距與娛樂圈剝削，詮釋「被掠奪」的生存哲學。
主題
探討社會結構性壓迫下，弱勢者以非法手段對抗既得利益者的矛盾狀態，並批判娛樂產業的虛偽與剝削本質。
情緒
充滿誇張的怒吼與自嘲，混合對現實的無奈、對權力的貶抑，以及扭曲的生存鬥志。
意象與手法
運用「搶劫」作為隱喻，將娛樂圈成員貶為「獵物」，以槍枝、ATM、金錢等具象符號強化衝突，並透過重複副歌強調「被逼為盜」的荒謬性。
重點句解讀
1. 「The art of getting robbed」
直譯「被掠奪的藝術」，將受害者的處境轉化為一種「技藝」，諷刺社會將弱者異化為資源掠奪者。
2. 「I'm a crook with a deal」
「帶條件的賊」暗示在系統性壓迫下，犯罪成為一種「交易」，反映對正義制度的徹底失望。
3. 「Being broke can make you delirious」
「貧窮會讓人癲狂」揭露經濟困境對人性的扭曲，為暴力行為提供「合理化」的敘事。
4. 「Watch your pockets watch your pockets」
重複強調警戒，將社會關係轉化為敵對狀態，凸顯資源競爭的零和遊戲本質。
適合情境
適合在反思社會不公、娛樂產業異化，或個人處於極限壓力時聆聽，作為對現實的激烈控訴與情緒宣洩。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首作品在嘻哈歷史上確實是個異類，當年那位初出茅廬的年輕人，憑藉著一股無所畏懼的狂氣，把整個產業名單當作目標清單，用一種近乎惡作劇卻又帶有生存危機感的語氣，挨個點名當時樂壇最紅的歌手與製作人。這種把「窮則變」的生存法則，極端化為一場大膽的街頭搶劫預演，聽起來荒謬又充滿張力。
站長覺得，這首歌最迷人的地方在於那種「初生之犢」的挑釁姿態。它不只是炫技，更像是一種對成名體制的嘲弄，赤裸裸地揭示了名利場下，那種為了上位而不擇手段的焦慮。雖然歌詞內容充滿了暴力與搶劫的狂想，但若把它當作一段街頭寓言來聽，你會發現那是對當時產業結構的一種暴力式回應。這不是那種適合在派對放鬆的曲目，倒像是深夜獨自開車時，用來感受那股原始侵略性與街頭野心的催化劑，聽完確實會讓人對那個黃金時代的狂野留下深刻印象。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞運用虛構的搶劫情境，將音樂產業中多位當紅歌手姓名串聯，呈現出極具侵略性的街頭視角。
・以「貧窮導致瘋狂」為核心論述，將搶劫行為包裝成一種為了生存而不得不採取的極端手段。
・透過點名不同音樂風格與背景的藝人，展現了對當時主流音樂圈的高度關注與諷刺。
・整首歌節奏強烈且敘事直接，非常適合在需要強大氣場或宣洩負面情緒的場景中聆聽。