[Madd Rapper]
Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Y'all know what it is for real
The art of getting robbed
This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm sayin?
[50 Cent]
R.I.P B.I.G, R.I.P P-A-C, R.I.P enough of that, shitt, it's time to OD
Aiyyo the bottom line is I'ma crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'ma rob and steal
You better recognize ****** I'm straight from the street
These industry niggaz startin to look like somethin to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff, "You wanna see her again?"
Get your ass down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****** an R&B ******
And I'll wake up early and bounce with all your shit
When I apply pressure,son it aint even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight, I can get that nigga anytime
Have Keith sweatin starin down the barrel from my nine
Since these Harlem World ******z seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him, "Tell your man
Mason Betha, haha, come up of that watch now
I mean right now"
The only excuse for being broke is bein in jail
An entertainer can't make bail if he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the nine
I'd follow Fox in the drop for four blocks
Plottin to juice her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4 mil? He got somethin to live for
Don't want no ****** puttin four thru that Bentley Coupe door
I'll man handle Cas? like "Duke get on the ground"
You ain't with Mary no more where gettin chips from now?
I been skeamin on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm bout to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This ****** weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?
[Madd Rapper]
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
[50 Cents]
Ill catch P and Silk The Shocker right after the Grammies
And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami
Run up on Timberland and Missy w/the pound
Like you gimme the cash and u put the hot dog down
I figured it out
Been robbin Joe before that's why his ass
don't wanna be a playa no more
Mad at you I'm robbin J.D., ****** YOU!! PAY ME!!
Had Da Brat with em, shoulda had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homey
I'm on that Treach ******t, I do my +Dirt All By My Lonely+
I should rob Clue man his shit did well
I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
I hit the studios take niggaz jewels and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny ass rings
Tell Sticky gimme the cash before I empty three
Ill beat your ass like that white boy on MTV
Cannibus wanna battle while I'm stickin them up
**** the cab the coroners pickin him up
Heavy tried to hide his shit, niggaz try to stall ya
He said "Why you robbin me I got _Nuttin But Love_ for ya!"
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said, "Even my gold teeth?"
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black jeep
One at a time get out and take off your ******ne
Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine?
And walk off with your shit like it's mine?
I'ma keep stickin niggaz until I'm livin'
I'll rob Boys II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robyn Givens
I'm hungry for real im bout to stick Mister C
That nigga still eatin off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enuff I told him "Gimme Some More"
Is you feelin this? Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbin Gods People
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
For real yo you know what I'm sayin?
Niggaz got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga
It don't matter, if you got it and I need it I want it
50 Cents ain't ****ing around
Track Masters ain't ****ing around
Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around
The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
So watch your backs, watch your pocket book, watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train, watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
How To Rob - うこんちゃん☆かんぱにぃ
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[00:00.251][Madd Rapper]
[00:00.435]Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
[00:01.963]Y'all know what it is for real
[00:03.323]The art of getting robbed
[00:04.715]This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm sayin?
[00:08.195][50 Cent]
[00:08.395]R.I.P B.I.G, R.I.P P-A-C, R.I.P enough of that, shitt, it's time to OD
[00:15.611]Aiyyo the bottom line is I'ma crook with a deal
[00:20.795]If my record don't sell I'ma rob and steal
[00:23.348]You better recognize ****** I'm straight from the street
[00:25.891]These industry niggaz startin to look like somethin to eat
[00:27.923]I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff, "You wanna see her again?"
[00:30.331]Get your ass down to the nearest ATM
[00:32.731]I have dreams of ****** an R&B ******
[00:35.490]And I'll wake up early and bounce with all your shit
[00:37.906]When I apply pressure,son it aint even funny
[00:40.348]I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
[00:42.858]Brian McKnight, I can get that nigga anytime
[00:45.147]Have Keith sweatin starin down the barrel from my nine
[00:46.554]Since these Harlem World ******z seem to all be fam
[00:50.170]I put the gun to Cardan tell him, "Tell your man
[00:52.650]Mason Betha, haha, come up of that watch now
[00:56.074]I mean right now"
[00:57.371]The only excuse for being broke is bein in jail
[01:00.164]An entertainer can't make bail if he broke as hell
[01:02.627]I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
[01:04.898]Probably have to clap him run and toss the nine
[01:07.444]I'd follow Fox in the drop for four blocks
[01:09.858]Plottin to juice her for that rock Kurupt copped
[01:12.331]What Jigga just sold like 4 mil? He got somethin to live for
[01:14.962]Don't want no ****** puttin four thru that Bentley Coupe door
[01:17.427]I'll man handle Cas? like "Duke get on the ground"
[01:19.962]You ain't with Mary no more where gettin chips from now?
[01:22.210]I been skeamin on Tone and Poke since they found me
[01:24.746]Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
[01:27.074]I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
[01:30.051]I'm bout to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
[01:32.402]Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
[01:34.890]About to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink
[01:37.250]I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
[01:39.627]This ****** weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?
[01:41.834][Madd Rapper]
[01:42.114]This aint serious
[01:44.314]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:46.924]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:49.554]50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
[01:52.250]This aint serious
[01:54.218]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:56.250]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:59.706]50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
[02:01.801][50 Cents]
[02:02.025]Ill catch P and Silk The Shocker right after the Grammies
[02:04.665]And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami
[02:07.163]Run up on Timberland and Missy w/the pound
[02:09.445]Like you gimme the cash and u put the hot dog down
[02:12.066]I figured it out
[02:12.874]Been robbin Joe before that's why his ass
[02:15.194]don't wanna be a playa no more
[02:16.778]Mad at you I'm robbin J.D., ****** YOU!! PAY ME!!
[02:19.489]Had Da Brat with em, shoulda had his gat with him
[02:21.972]DMX wanna get down well you tell homey
[02:24.489]I'm on that Treach ******t, I do my +Dirt All By My Lonely+
[02:26.873]I should rob Clue man his shit did well
[02:29.273]I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
[02:31.481]I hit the studios take niggaz jewels and leave
[02:33.889]Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny ass rings
[02:36.625]Tell Sticky gimme the cash before I empty three
[02:39.129]Ill beat your ass like that white boy on MTV
[02:41.513]Cannibus wanna battle while I'm stickin them up
[02:43.993]**** the cab the coroners pickin him up
[02:46.257]Heavy tried to hide his shit, niggaz try to stall ya
[02:49.401]He said "Why you robbin me I got _Nuttin But Love_ for ya!"
[02:51.761]Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
[02:54.153]Told him I want it all he said, "Even my gold teeth?"
[02:56.633]I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black jeep
[02:59.313]One at a time get out and take off your ******ne
[03:01.649]Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
[03:03.353]Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
[03:06.049]Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine?
[03:08.473]And walk off with your shit like it's mine?
[03:10.809]I'ma keep stickin niggaz until I'm livin'
[03:13.953]I'll rob Boys II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
[03:16.713]Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robyn Givens
[03:18.914]I'm hungry for real im bout to stick Mister C
[03:21.169]That nigga still eatin off Big's first LP
[03:23.643]I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
[03:26.066]He asked me if I had enuff I told him "Gimme Some More"
[03:28.464]Is you feelin this? Then wait for the sequel
[03:31.225]I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbin Gods People
[03:33.659]This aint serious
[03:35.825]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:38.331]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:39.713]50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
[03:43.568]This aint serious
[03:45.825]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:48.362]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:50.960]50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry niggaz?
[03:53.576]For real yo you know what I'm sayin?
[03:55.329]Niggaz got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
[03:59.232]It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga
[04:02.128]It don't matter, if you got it and I need it I want it
[04:05.744]50 Cents ain't ****ing around
[04:09.080]Track Masters ain't ****ing around
[04:10.785]Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around
[04:12.296]The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
[04:13.808]So watch your backs, watch your pocket book, watch your pockets
[04:17.792]Watch everybody on the train, watch everybody on the bus
[04:20.232]Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以戲謔口吻揭露貧窮與權力結構下的暴力掙扎，將搶劫行為昇華為生存策略。
主題
探討經濟壓迫下的人性異化，透過街頭暴力與財富掠奪，批判社會不公與娛樂產業的虛偽本質。
情緒
充滿憤怒與嘲諷的焦躁感，夾雜對現實的絕望與自嘲，形成強烈的反差張力。
意象與手法
運用「ATM」「金錢」「槍械」等物質符碼象徵財富誘惑，以「羅賓漢式搶劫」隱喻對權力結構的挑戰，並透過重複段落強化「貧窮使人瘋狂」的荒謬命題。
重點句解讀
1. 「Being broke can make you delirious」
貧窮使人失去理性，此句點明經濟壓迫如何扭曲人性，將搶劫行為合理化為「生存必要」。
2. 「I'll rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time」
提及已故說唱歌手ODB，暗示娛樂圈內的爾虞我詐，連亡者都可能成為掠奪對象，深化對產業的批判。
3. 「Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine?」
「nine」指手槍，此句以戲謔語氣質疑財富與暴力的共生關係，揭露社會對金錢的病態崇拜。
4. 「Watch your pockets, watch your pockets」
重複強調防備意識，反映貧民區的生存危機，並呼應「貧窮使人瘋狂」的主題。
適合情境
深夜獨處時反思社會結構、街頭文化愛好者研究黑人音樂語境、或對經濟不
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌就像是一場充滿侵略性的街頭實境秀，聽著聽著，你會驚訝於創作者那種近乎狂妄的野心。整首歌的敘事邏輯非常直白，把音樂圈比作一個充滿獵物的叢林，而他就是那個隨時準備出手的狩獵者。這種將當時當紅歌手與製作人逐一點名、戲劇化地編織進搶劫情節的手法，雖然荒謬，卻精準地傳達出那種為了生存不顧一切的飢渴與焦慮。
作為聽眾，我們大可不必把這些字句當作真實的威脅，反而能從中感受到一種憤世嫉俗的黑色幽默。這是一種將底層掙扎與名利場光環強行碰撞的藝術，節奏強烈且帶著侵略性。當你走在深夜的街頭，或是心情稍微有些叛逆、想聽點帶勁的節奏時，這首歌那種毫無保留的張力，確實能讓你感受到一股原始的衝擊。這不單單是關於掠奪，更像是在告訴聽眾，當一個人的處境窮途末路時，他所爆發出的想像力與侵略性，往往比我們想像中還要驚人。
歌曲冷知識
這是一首充滿侵略性與黑色幽默的嘻哈歌曲，以下為您整理的「歌曲冷知識」：
・歌詞將搶劫行為描繪成一種「職業規劃」，精準點名多位知名音樂人，展現出極致的狂傲態度。
・運用大量戲劇性的威脅場景，例如勒索藝人身邊的親友或搶奪招牌飾品，將音樂圈的競爭關係轉化為街頭生存法則。
・歌詞巧妙結合了當時流行樂壇的熱門話題，並透過「窮則變」的邏輯，將搶劫行為合理化為追求財富的手段。
・整體結構以「瘋狂搶劫」為核心意象，適合在需要強烈節奏感與叛逆情緒的場景中聆聽。