zhè shǒu gē sòng gěi
這首歌送給
shuāng shí yī shuāng shí èr , hé suǒ yǒu shén shèng de ào tè lái sī , tè jià chǎng , chōng duō shǎo sòng duō shǎo , hēi sè xīng qī wǔ , shèng dàn dǎ zhé jì , wǒ ài nǐ mén
雙十一雙十二,和所有神聖的奧特萊斯,特價場,充多少送多少,黑色星期五,聖誕打折季,我愛你們
wǒ , liǎng nián qián , gāng bì yè , běn kē de xué lì yǒu yì zhāng
我,兩年前,剛畢業,本科的學歷有一張
zhǎo dào le lèi sì bái lǐng de gōng zuò , qí shí lèi sǐ de gēn gè gǒu yí yàng (Woof woof)
找到了類似白領的工作,其實累死的跟個狗一樣 (Woof woof)
bǎ qián yòng de hěn chè dǐ , suǒ yǐ qióng de hěn gé yīng
把錢用的很徹底,所以窮的很膈應
xiàn zài shāng pǐn dōu huì luàn biāo jià , dàn jiù wǒ de gōng zī hěn hé lǐ ( gē mén kuài diǎn zhuàn qián )
現在商品都會亂標價,但就我的工資很合理 (哥們快點賺錢)
xià tiān chū qù guàng jiē , hàn dōu gū lū gū lū wǎng wǒ yī lǐng qù ( wǎng wǒ yī lǐng qù )
夏天出去逛街,汗都咕嚕咕嚕往我衣領去 (往我衣領去)
huán shì kāi zhù dà kōng diào de shāng chǎng , zuì yǒu xī yǐn lì
還是開著大空調的商場,最有吸引力
zǒu jìn shāng diàn , dǎ tàn wǒ yī fu , de fú wù yuán kāi shǐ , dǎ hā qian
走進商店,打探我衣服,的服務員開始,打哈欠
zǒu dào guì tái kàn le yí xià jià qián , wǒ de xià bā biàn dà chéng le yǎ bā liǎn
走到櫃檯看了一下價錢,我的下巴變大成了啞巴臉
hǎo bù róng yì , tiāo le yí jiàn , pián yi de nà yī fu , tā wèn yǒu méi yǒu huì yuán kǎ
好不容易,挑了一件,便宜的那衣服,他問有沒有會員卡
yì qiān bā ?! zhè zhǒng gāo jià dōu néng dìng , wǒ shuō oh,you must be funny
一千八 ?!這種高價都能定,我說 oh,you must be funny
nǐ mén shì zài qiāng qián , qiāng qián , nǐ diàn míng yīng gāi jiào zuò Show Me the Money
你們是在搶錢,搶錢,你店名應該叫做 Show Me the Money
shén mó dōu yào luàn biāo jià , bú yào zhè yàng , zhè yàng zhī huì ràng jīng jì pào mò bào zhà
什麼都要亂標價,不要這樣,這樣只會讓經濟泡沫爆炸
ruò zhě de gōng zuò dǎo tā , bié guò le , bù huó le , huán bù rú zhuǎn xíng qù zuò qiāo zhà
弱者的工作倒塌,別過了,不活了,還不如轉行去做敲詐
luàn biāo jià , bèi nà jià gé liàng xiā wǒ de yǎn
亂標價,被那價格亮瞎我的眼
zǒng shì xī wàng nà lǐ jiàng jià duō yì diǎn , dàn shì xiāng chà tài guò yuǎn
總是希望那裡降價多一點,但是相差太過遠
wǒ de xiǎng fǎ tài guò tián , wǒ wèn zěn mó zhè mó guì
我的想法太過甜,我問怎麼這麼貴
dàn nà biān zhuāng shǎ tài duō nián , suǒ yǐ shuō zhēn de
但那邊裝傻太多年,所以說真的
kāi zhù chāo pǎo shù zhù chāo piào , zhì liáng què dōu wǎng xià jiàng
開著超跑數著鈔票,質量卻都往下降
guǎng gào pū tiān gài dì , gē mén nǐ zhè chuī de yǒu diǎn zhǎng
廣告鋪天蓋地,哥們你這吹的有點漲
luàn biāo luàn biāo luàn biāo jià gé , hè wǒ tiào qǐ lái shuō Wow
亂標亂標亂標價格,嚇我跳起來說 Wow
don’t spend that money,they lame for that money
don’t spend that money,they lame for that money
tā mén quán dōu zài kēng nǐ
他們全都在坑你
luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià
亂標價,亂標價,亂標價,亂標價
luàn biāo jià , dà nǎo fā tàng , luàn biāo , shāng pǐn dōu luàn biāo jià
亂標價,大腦發燙,亂標,商品都亂標價
luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià
亂標價,亂標價,亂標價,亂標價
luàn biāo jià , dà nǎo fā tàng , luàn biāo , shāng pǐn dōu luàn biāo jià
亂標價,大腦發燙,亂標,商品都亂標價
tiān zhēn de yǐ wéi shuāng shí yī , jiù néng ràng zì jǐ zhuāng shì lì , xiǎng yào de fàng zài gòu wù xiāng zǐ lǐ
天真的以為雙十一,就能讓自己裝勢利,想要的放在購物箱子裡
kě shì wéi le fáng zhǐ nǐ , shàng xīng qī , shāng jiā yǐ jīng bǎ jià gé shēng shàng qù , méi yǒu rèn hé lòu wǎng zhī yú
可是為了防止你,上星期,商家已經把價格升上去,沒有任何漏網之魚
kě shì zhé zhè mó dǎ , yě néng cè miàn shuō míng , tā de tiáo jiàn xū gāo de duō
可是折這麼打,也能側面說明,他的條件虛高的多
lián dèng zǐ qí dōu huì gēn tā shuō , tā dìng de jià gé , quán dōu shì pào mò
連鄧紫棋都會跟他說,他定的價格,全都是泡沫
ér wǒ fā xiàn yǒu qù de shì
而我發現有趣的是
xiàn zài gē mí xiāo fèi gěi yīn lè de qián ,
現在歌迷消費給音樂的錢,
bú shì yòng lái gěi yì rén dǎ liàn shǒu yì
不是用來給藝人打煉手藝
fǎn ér dōu bèi tā mén , yòng lái huā tiān jiǔ dì
反而都被他們,用來花天酒地
wǒ shàng guò jié mù , wēi bó fěn sī duō , bú xiàng nǐ zhè xiē real rap, zhè mó xiǎo zhòng
我上過節目,微博粉絲多,不像你這些 real rap,這麼小眾
wǒ guǎn nǐ guì tiǎn le nǎ gè míng xīng , bào guò nǎ tiān dà tuǐ , gē mén nǐ de gē làn , yǒu gè máo yòng
我管你跪舔了哪個明星,抱過哪天大腿,哥們你的歌爛,有個毛用
yì tīng nǐ jiù miǎo dǒng
一聽你就秒懂
nǐ bāo zhuāng shuài , dàn nǐ gē tài cheap
你包裝帥,但你歌太 cheap
wú lùn nǎ gè dà pái bèi nǐ lā guò qù
無論哪個大牌被你拉過去
wǒ dōu bú huì huā nà jī kuài , mǎi nǐ zhuān jí (straight up)
我都不會花那幾塊,買你專輯 (straight up)
gē mén wǒ huán bù rú , mǎi gè dǎ huǒ jī
哥們我還不如,買個打火機
zhè yàng zhēn de hǎo má
這樣真的好嗎
ná bǐ jì suàn , kāi kǒu yào yí dà bǐ yù suàn
拿筆計算,開口要一大筆預算
zuì hòu zhè bǐ qián , mǎi de dōu shì , hóng jiǔ gēn nà bǎo mǎ
最後這筆錢,買的都是,紅酒跟那寶馬
zài zhuāng qióng qù wǎng shàng zhòng chóu , gē nà zhǎo dǎ
再裝窮去網上眾籌,擱那找打
zì jǐ de gē méi yǒu jī shǒu ,
自己的歌沒有幾首,
guǎng gào gē dǎo shì duō de gòu chū jīng xuǎn jí
廣告歌倒是多的夠出精選集
tīng wán nǐ de gē , wǒ jiù dǎ 12315,
聽完你的歌,我就打 12315,
lián hé zhì jiān jú , lái lā nǐ jìn jiān yù
聯合質監局,來拉你進監獄
huò ! wǒ chū quán de zhāo shì tài shuài qì , yǒu xíng de shǒu , gē mén hóng guān diào kòng
嚯!我出拳的招式太帥氣,有形的手,哥們宏觀調控
cāo kòng zhù jià gé xiàng diàn shì yáo kòng , kǒu lǐ tǔ chū zǐ dàn , ràng nǐ chōng mǎn nǎo dòng
操控著價格像電視遙控,口裡吐出子彈,讓你充滿腦洞
luàn biāo jià I can see why,please, baby just be nice
亂標價 I can see why,please, baby just be nice
luàn biāo jià I can see why,please baby just be nice
亂標價 I can see why,please baby just be nice
kāi zhù chāo pǎo shù zhù chāo piào , zhì liáng què dōu wǎng xià jiàng
開著超跑數著鈔票,質量卻都往下降
guǎng gào pū tiān gài dì , gē mén nǐ zhè chuī de yǒu diǎn zhǎng
廣告鋪天蓋地,哥們你這吹的有點漲
luàn biāo luàn biāo luàn biāo jià gé , hè wǒ tiào qǐ lái shuō Wow
亂標亂標亂標價格,嚇我跳起來說 Wow
don’t spend that money,they lame for that money
don’t spend that money,they lame for that money
tā mén quán dōu zài kēng nǐ
他們全都在坑你
luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià
亂標價,亂標價,亂標價,亂標價
luàn biāo jià , dà nǎo fā tàng , luàn biāo , shāng pǐn dōu luàn biāo jià
亂標價,大腦發燙,亂標,商品都亂標價
luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià , luàn biāo jià
亂標價,亂標價,亂標價,亂標價
luàn biāo jià , dà nǎo fā tàng , luàn biāo , shāng pǐn dōu luàn biāo jià
亂標價,大腦發燙,亂標,商品都亂標價
bāo zhuāng zuì huǒ jiù nǐ , dàn zhì liáng zuì pò shì nǐ
包裝最火就你,但質量最破是你
rú guǒ nǐ bù zhí zhè gè jià ,Then I won’t pay for that shit
如果你不值這個價,Then I won’t pay for that shit
I won’t pay for that shit, I won’t pay for that shit
I won’t pay for that shit, I won’t pay for that shit
rú guǒ wǒ shì zhì zhàng , wǒ cái huì gěi nǐ nà qián
如果我是智障,我才會給你那錢
shuō nǐ huì huì huì huì huì , dàn nǐ méi nà mó jué
說你會會會會會,但你沒那麼絕
shuō nǐ jiē huó guì guì guì , guì nǐ mèi for that shit
說你接活貴貴貴,貴你妹 for that shit
rú guǒ Rapper gēn zōng wǒ jiù xiàng zhuó wěi for that shit ( gǒu zǎi duì )
如果Rapper 跟蹤我就像卓偉 for that shit (狗仔隊)
wǒ jiù fàng huǒ shāo nǐ jū , gē mén dòu wéi for that shit
我就放火燒你車,哥們竇唯 for that shit
wǒ wèn Who paid that shit ? Is you paid that shit ?
我問 Who paid that shit ? Is you paid that shit ?
zuò cí zuò qǔ biān qǔ , dǐng duō zhí ,1k for that shit
作詞作曲編曲,頂多值,1k for that shit
zhè bāng chuán xiāo Rapper, wǒ cái bù gěi nǐ piàn (Uh huh)
這幫傳銷 Rapper,我才不給你騙 (Uh huh)
tǔ tán tǔ nǐ zhuān jí fēng miàn , gěi nǐ pēi for that shit ( tǔ tǔ tǔ )
吐痰吐你專輯封面,給你呸 for that shit (吐吐吐)
nǐ de gē lǐ yǒu diǎn qiáng hàn , dàn nǐ zhēn rén yǒu diǎn xū
你的歌裡有點強悍,但你真人有點虛
bǎ nǐ fàng jìn cè suǒ chōng zǒu , kàn kàn shuí cái shì real shit
把你放進廁所沖走,看看誰才是 real shit
gěi wǒ tīng nǐ xīn de zhuān jí , wǒ de fǎn yīng jiù shì “ qiè !”
給我聽你新的專輯,我的反應就是 “切!”
wǒ méi bàn fǎ xǐ huān shàng nǐ , gē mén , gē mén duì bù qǐ
我沒辦法喜歡上你,哥們,哥們對不起
wǒ yòng zuì jiǎn dān de flow néng bǎ nǐ yùn jiǎo dōu dǎ qué
我用最簡單的 flow 能把你韻腳都打瘸
chàng gē yáo tóu huàng nǎo , dàn wǒ zhī kàn dào nǐ de tóu pí xiè
唱歌搖頭晃腦,但我只看到你的頭皮屑
wǒ néng bǎ yì shǒu qíng gē , zhí jiē chàng chéng Battle Rap
我能把一首情歌,直接唱成 Battle Rap
nǐ de wài hào jiào zuò sūn zǐ , wǒ de wài hào jiào zuò yé ,go
你的外號叫做孫子,我的外號叫做爺,go
Pay for that shit, paid for that shit ?
Pay for that shit, paid for that shit ?
I won't pay for that shit, nǐ bú pèi for that shit
I won't pay for that shit, 你不配 for that shit
chōng shàng mén qù zhǎo nǐ lǎo bǎn , ràng tā péi wǒ de qián
衝上門去找你老闆,讓他賠我的錢
Fake Rapper xiǎng wǒ hé chàng , wǒ tài guì for that shit ( mǎi bù qǐ )
Fake Rapper 想我合唱,我太貴 for that shit (買不起)
Pay for a shit, pay for a shit
Pay for a shit, pay for a shit
nǐ zhè shuō chàng shuō de yǒu diǎn , yè zǒng huì for that shit
你這說唱說的有點,夜總會 for that shit
yǒu diǎn low for that shit, méi yǒu flow for that shit
有點 low for that shit,沒有 flow for that shit
yì jiǎo bǎ nǐ tī dào tài kōng ,UFO for that shit
一腳把你踢到太空,UFO for that shit