[Sample Intro]
The Business is entertainment
And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
[Intro: 50 Cent]
Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
[Verse 1]
You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
Zoe pound *****s they don't play
Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
Attempted murder, get a year on probation
Cam are you clear what you facin'?
You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
And Cam better stay out of his way
[Chorus]
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
[Verse 2]
Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
This is not competition this is murder
Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
For a second he was hot now he cold
I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
But never mind me, man that's just how it be
The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
And like fame, my style will live forever
They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
[Chorus]
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
[Outro]
DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
The Funeral - 林凡
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[00:03.51][Sample Intro]
[00:12.03]The Business is entertainment
[00:12.84]And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
[00:14.73][Intro: 50 Cent]
[00:15.21]Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
[00:17.61][Verse 1]
[00:17.97]You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
[00:19.56]I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
[00:21.30]50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
[00:23.13]The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
[00:24.66]I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
[00:25.83]See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
[00:27.27]I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
[00:30.84]Zoe pound *****s they don't play
[00:31.50]Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
[00:34.38]Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
[00:36.78]Attempted murder, get a year on probation
[00:38.76]Cam are you clear what you facin'?
[00:40.95]You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
[00:45.72]I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
[00:47.25]Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
[00:50.58]And Cam better stay out of his way
[00:51.63][Chorus]
[00:52.80]Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
[00:53.94]Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
[00:54.87]*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
[00:57.30]Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
[01:03.09]When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
[01:07.92][Verse 2]
[01:10.26]Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
[01:22.44]This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
[01:27.78]This is not competition this is murder
[01:29.01]Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
[01:31.08]Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
[01:35.16]They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
[01:39.48]I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
[01:42.21]And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
[01:43.32]For a second he was hot now he cold
[01:46.17]I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
[01:48.27]But never mind me, man that's just how it be
[01:50.37]The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
[01:51.90]And like fame, my style will live forever
[01:53.19]They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
[01:56.91]I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
[01:59.94]Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
[02:02.31][Chorus]
[02:05.70]Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
[02:07.14]Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
[02:08.49]*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
[02:12.24]Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
[02:15.81]When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
[02:18.15][Outro]
[02:18.33]DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
[02:20.31]Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
[02:22.17]And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
[02:24.57]We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
[02:27.75]What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
[02:36.75]Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
[02:38.37]Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
移調 原調
A#mC#
The Business is entertainment
CFm
And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
C#AF#mDmA#D
Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
A#DAD
You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
EmGmG#mG
I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
G#E
50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
AmEAm
The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
A
I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
AmDG
See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
A#EDG#mA#FA#mFm
I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
Dm
Zoe pound *****s they don't play
EEmC#mA#mF#E
Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
AmCA#A#mAm
Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
EEmDD#mAm
Attempted murder, get a year on probation
G#AmGmD
Cam are you clear what you facin'?
FFmCBAD#AF
You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
F#mAm
I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
EAmEBmABmD
Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
AmF#EAmG
And Cam better stay out of his way
GmA#m
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
G#mG#
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
AGmF#AmA#mE
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
D#EmAmEDGE
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
FmGmA#mDmEmDmEmCEmC#mBGmBBm
When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
AmCEDDmDBmACA#F#A#DmFAmD#GAmEEmCEmCE
Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
AmDEmG#D#EAFB
This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
DA
This is not competition this is murder
EmGDG
Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
AmF#DCA#C#AEmA
Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
EGBAmBGmBmEEmE
They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
AmD#EmF#mE
I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
D#
And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
CmDF#mED
For a second he was hot now he cold
BmC#mGmF#mEm
I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
CmAF
But never mind me, man that's just how it be
DmCmD
The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
ABm
And like fame, my style will live forever
AmGmEAmF#m
They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
FCmD#mD#
I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
F#BAmDEG#mFFmFAmG#mGm
Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
EmC#mFm
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
EmD#G
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
DDmAmEmEG#m
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
G#BmC#EEmDA#
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
CAmGmDmGBm
When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
F#mGBG
DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
AmEGmF#m
Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
ADD#AEm
And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
GGmDDmD#Am
We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
A#mAmC#mAmGmA#mF#mDA#AmEAmEAGmAm
What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
AF#mA#m
Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
GmAmG#GmAmEAG#mF#mCmD#EFAmFmGC#GmDG#BmDDmDDmFmGDDmG#mAD#C#mGCmD#GDGmCCmG#mGmDmG#CmGmA#mAmADmGGmCmFFmDDmGDDmFDmD#A#mC#mBDmEGDmD#mG#BmFmCmG#GA#AmDC#CmBmCBCmDDmDDmFmA#GBF#GD#mF#GmFmADEmGmDmGC#FmGBmGDmC#G#mGDmA#BmGmEG#mF#mEmBEEmCmGmA#CBmAmDmDDmGF#mDmAmEmCA#mDmCmA#G#mGmDmDD#CmDGmAEmBmGmGEmA#mAmCCmDDmAmCmGDmBmAmCmGC#CmCEmD#CmGGmGGmDmGGmCmDmGmC#BmA#DCmBmDG#G#mGmF#mC#GFmDBmGmD#G#A#GmFmC#mDAmC#BDmGmBmDmF#mFF#D#FmACGDGmDmAmA#mCGmD#FDmDDmG#mBCA#FmCFFmG#G#mDmDDmGA#mFBFmCmGDmAmD#mGCmGmGGmCmCCmGmCmG#mCmD#CD#CEmCAmGmCAmDGmF#G#ACmCEmCCmAmCmF#mEmG#C#AmGmCmFmAmD#F#AmCD#CmCG#G#mCAC#mCGmDCCmEEmCBCmG#mA#GEmD#F#EmCmAmCEmAmCmCCmGmDmGGmEmD#GmEmCEmCCmAmCAmGDmGmCCmEmCCmCEmCmCFmCG#A#CmGmCCmGmFmD#CmFCmCEmFGAGAmCAmFmCAFmBFmAmBmG#GF#GmBDmC#C#mCEmC#mEA#mECmAAmF#mEAmEmAECAmA#mAmCEEmCmEEmCmEmCEAGmEEmEG#G#mAmFAmD#CADF#mAmEADmA#mAmEEmCGGmGDCmCBBmEEmAmEmEEmDGBmGAFACEmC#mAmG#mBmEAmF#mBmBEBmG#mBmF#mAEmEGmCmEmAEGBmBEmBmD#mEmC#mEmCAmABmEEmCD#AFGmAmAAmA#mAmEmAmEBmAmBmFmGmA#GFCG#BmEBmCEmAmCAEmEFEmEC#mAC#mBmCCmFFmGGmAC#ECmAmFD#mA#mBCG#AGmGAmBmD#C#mAmBDmFAG#A#mF#mDmFmCmAmCmCGDmGmAmCmC#mEFmEA#GmFGmFGGmEmD#GGmBmG#AmF#mCGCGmCmA#D#F#EmA#mC#FmC#CGFmCFmCCmFCFmBmGF#mAmEmFGGmEC#FmGD#EmDGEF#mAEmGmCGDBmDF#mDGDCA#D#CAmG#FA#CFAmA#DmD#mAmGmCFmA#AmGCGCGAAmFDAmDmDG#GCGmCmCAmFmD#CAmCCmF#D#mC#ACECEmAC#mAFmF#mFmCC#mAEADmGAmDmC#mAG#mCGA#mF#mEmCCmCAGCGFmAmCFDFD#FmBGFmA#mCDmFmDmAFmFABmAmG#GAmGADFG#mCA#mF#mFmCFmC#mD#CmBmCA#mEmCCmAmCmCG#C#mD#mEmBmGmC#CDF#mFFmCmEmAmFmF#mFmFBFDmFEmCA#mBADmFmF#A#mA#AmGmA#FAmA#FEmD#F#A#C#G#A#mG#mFGmD#mAmG#mCmAmGmAmA#FmFGmGDGmA#A#mC#FmA#mBmD#GmA#mCmG#mG#C#FCmA#mEmD#GA#mD#A#mGmFmCm
Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
和弦由 AI 自動分析音訊產生（自動辨識，僅供參考）。
AI 從音訊辨識的主旋律（以 G 調為 1，數字上下點為高低八度）。為自動估計、個別音可能有誤，僅供哼唱抓調參考，非正式樂譜。彈唱請看「和弦」分頁。
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曲解析
《The Funeral》調性為 G 大調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒歡快。主要和弦為 Am、C、Gm、G。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）
歌詞解析
一句話主旨
這是一首展現街頭權力爭奪與威嚇的饒舌作品，透過描繪毀滅對手的過程，確立自身在音樂產業與街頭地位的絕對主導權。
主題
權力鬥爭、街頭生存法則、競爭者的淘汰與產業霸權。
情緒
傲慢、冷酷、具攻擊性且帶有嘲諷意味。
意象與手法
歌曲運用「葬禮」作為核心隱喻，將對手的事業與生命終結比擬為一場無法挽回的告別。歌詞大量使用街頭術語與暴力意象，透過對比（例如：從炙手可熱到冰冷屍體）來強化勝負分明的殘酷感。手法上採取敘事與挑釁並進，藉由點名特定對象來展現其掌控局勢的自信。
重點句解讀
一、「The Business is entertainment / And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood」：開場白揭示了殘酷的產業邏輯，將血腥衝突視為滿足聽眾與市場需求的表演，暗示暴力即是其商業模式的一環。
二、「Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on / Till they hear the flatline」：描繪對手在加護病房掙扎至心跳停止的過程，將對手的潰敗具象化為生理上的死亡，極具壓迫感。
三、「This is graveyard music right here ya dig?」：直接宣告作品風格為「墓地音樂」，明確定義其創作意圖不僅是競爭，而是徹底的毀滅與終結。
四、「For a second he was hot now he cold」：以溫度的轉變象徵名氣與生命力的消逝，反諷對手曾有的輝煌在絕對實力面前顯得脆弱不堪。
適合情境
展現強勢態度、健身運動時的背景音樂，或是需要強調競爭意識與自信心時。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌的名稱雖然給人一種肅穆的告別感，但當你真正點開聆聽，會發現那股張狂的氣勢完全不是為了哀悼，而是一場充滿侵略性的宣示。這並非大家印象中林凡那種溫柔細膩的抒情歌路，而是一次罕見且大膽的硬派饒舌嘗試。整首歌圍繞著權力更迭與街頭遊戲規則，聽著那些關於勝負與代價的描述，你會感覺到一股冷冽的壓迫感，彷彿置身於一場毫無轉圜餘地的談判現場。
我建議在深夜獨處時戴上耳機聽，去感受那種節奏推動下的冷酷氛圍，以及歌詞中對強弱定義的絕對自信。這首歌最迷人之處，在於它毫無遮掩地展現了對手之間那種劍拔弩張的緊張關係，每一個轉折都像是在宣告舊秩序的崩塌。它或許不適合在心情低落時聽，但如果你想感受那種不帶感情、直搗核心的強悍力道，這首歌絕對會讓你的聽覺神經徹底清醒。
歌曲冷知識
・歌曲以「娛樂即是見血」的冷酷獨白開場，為整首充滿攻擊性的歌詞定下肅殺基調。
・副歌運用心電圖停止的聲音意象，精準描繪出從加護病房等待到宣告死亡的絕望過程。
・歌詞中反覆出現「黑色」意象，透過黑旗、黑彈匣與屍袋的層層堆疊，將葬禮主題的壓迫感推至頂點。
・結尾以戲謔口吻重新分配組織職位，將音樂對決轉化為一場殘酷的職場權力鬥爭。