shousei sougiya andaateikaa
go-irai no hi o o-machi shite'masu
anata no karada kirei ni shimashou
saa jikkuri to o-shirabe shimashou
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
and I humbly await the day to provide service to you.
Let me make your body nice and clean,
and allow me to examine you carefully.
shousei sougiya andaateikaa
go-irai no ken hikiukemashou
anata dake no tame tezukuri kan'oke
negokochi saikou kitto manzoku shimasu
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
and I humbly accept your request for service.
I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you,
and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.
jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai
shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu
utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii
anata no karada wa shousei no mono
o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou
itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
Your body will be in my possession.
There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
because you can always feel free to consult me.
shousei sougiya andaateikaa
ura-jouhou mo teikyou shimasu
o-nozomi naraba pinku no shiori de
anata no unmei sashikae shimasu
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
and I can also provide you some underground information.
If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark
and completely change your destiny.
nurui koucha to yakitate no kukkii de
saa yukkuri o-hanashi shimashou
taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii
Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies,
and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat.
The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii
kyou mo shitai to tawamuremashou
enryo wa muyou o-kane mo muyou
towa no nemuri e izanaimashou
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses.
There's no need for restraint or money.
Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
"saate konkai go-shoukai suru medama shouhin wa kochira
shousei tezukuri no tokusei koukyuu kan'oke
kiwaku wa Weeruzu san no koukyuu mahoganii
o-futon wa Yookushaa san no hinshitsu ninteisho tsuki Uuru
kan'oke ippai no howaito ririi ga
anata no karada o yasashiku tsutsumikomu
ihihihihi"
"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today:
a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self.
The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales,
and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter.
In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced
by the countless white lilies placed around you.
Ahehehehe..."
jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai
shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu
anata no karada o utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii
anata no karada wa shousei no mono
o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou
itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
Your body will be in my possession.
There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
because you can always feel free to consult me.
towa no nemuri e izanaimashou
ihihihihi
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[00:10.82]shousei sougiya andaateikaa
[00:15.62]go-irai no hi o o-machi shite'masu
[00:20.68]anata no karada kirei ni shimashou
[00:25.79]saa jikkuri to o-shirabe shimashou
[00:31.80]My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
[00:32.73]and I humbly await the day to provide service to you.
[00:33.56]Let me make your body nice and clean,
[00:34.36]and allow me to examine you carefully.
[00:40.99]shousei sougiya andaateikaa
[00:45.82]go-irai no ken hikiukemashou
[00:50.98]anata dake no tame tezukuri kan'oke
[00:55.78]negokochi saikou kitto manzoku shimasu
[01:00.46]My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
[01:00.83]and I humbly accept your request for service.
[01:01.33]I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you,
[01:01.74]and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.
[01:02.27]jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai
[01:10.36]shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu
[01:16.29]utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
[01:21.39]In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
[01:21.53]please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
[01:21.66]I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
[01:22.30]tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii
[01:27.17]anata no karada wa shousei no mono
[01:31.48]o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou
[01:36.71]itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
[01:43.27]How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
[01:44.20]Your body will be in my possession.
[01:45.35]There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
[01:46.34]because you can always feel free to consult me.
[02:03.35]shousei sougiya andaateikaa
[02:07.77]ura-jouhou mo teikyou shimasu
[02:12.77]o-nozomi naraba pinku no shiori de
[02:17.54]anata no unmei sashikae shimasu
[02:21.67]My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
[02:21.87]and I can also provide you some underground information.
[02:22.08]If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark
[02:22.13]and completely change your destiny.
[02:22.33]nurui koucha to yakitate no kukkii de
[02:30.99]saa yukkuri o-hanashi shimashou
[02:37.66]taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii
[02:42.52]Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies,
[02:42.87]and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat.
[02:43.02]The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
[02:43.26]tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii
[02:47.80]kyou mo shitai to tawamuremashou
[02:53.37]enryo wa muyou o-kane mo muyou
[02:57.63]towa no nemuri e izanaimashou
[03:03.36]How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
[03:03.56]Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses.
[03:03.61]There's no need for restraint or money.
[03:03.89]Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
[03:04.03]"saate konkai go-shoukai suru medama shouhin wa kochira
[03:08.12]shousei tezukuri no tokusei koukyuu kan'oke
[03:12.27]kiwaku wa Weeruzu san no koukyuu mahoganii
[03:15.62]o-futon wa Yookushaa san no hinshitsu ninteisho tsuki Uuru
[03:19.63]kan'oke ippai no howaito ririi ga
[03:23.04]anata no karada o yasashiku tsutsumikomu
[03:26.73]ihihihihi"
[03:27.99]"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today:
[03:28.19]a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self.
[03:28.29]The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales,
[03:28.46]and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter.
[03:28.66]In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced
[03:28.83]by the countless white lilies placed around you.
[03:28.94]Ahehehehe..."
[03:29.44]jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai
[03:36.72]shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu
[03:43.37]anata no karada o utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
[03:52.58]In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
[03:52.70]please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
[03:52.94]I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
[03:53.10]tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii
[03:57.87]anata no karada wa shousei no mono
[04:02.86]o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou
[04:08.57]itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
[04:13.37]How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
[04:13.43]Your body will be in my possession.
[04:13.60]There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
[04:13.83]because you can always feel free to consult me.
[04:13.90]towa no nemuri e izanaimashou
[04:23.82]ihihihihi
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