*spoken*
Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
(years and years)
I said for years
But now we're being messed over
I said now we're being messed over
You done fell in love with the cat
You know what i'm talking about "the cat"
It'll get ya
*rap*
Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
If you let it get wit' ya
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
Just to get a little honey
But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
'cause i'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
'cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
And don't say i didn't warn ya
Go down to the beach
See the girls in bikini's
Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (yeah)
Should i preach (preach, preach)
Awreit, back to the beach
A o.g. from the hood
Went down to the beach but his game was weak
Met a sweet thing named yolanda
She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new honda
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
Better come on an' get wit' dis
A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
Of his big black cadillac
The next day, the o.g. wasn't playin' no ball
'cause he took her to the mall
Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
But in the end another fool got jack
'cause he was sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat, check it out
There's a brother named dave in a corvette
Had a job at the u.p.s.
I ain't dissin' 'cause u.p.s. pays money
But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
But dave wants to get around
Put the top down on the 'vette
Hit the south side of seattle
Lookin' for ***
Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
And boom, there it is...three freaks
Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
And dave starts getting that itch, huh
You know a 'vettes only got two seats
But dave wasn't listening to me
All three of them jumped in the car
Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
And dave was treatin'
And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
Two hundred dollars worth of fish
And dave wants to make a little wish
A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
Play bbd and said do me
At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
You must be sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
Attitude, be straight with me man
I'm cruisin incognito
850i with the smoked out windows
An' i'm thinkin' i'm raw
When it comes to girls i done seen it all
Then along came a girl named joyce
She had a black corniche rolls royce
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
Could mix be sprung?
Her cat was calling me
And i started rolling slowly
Pulled up to the bumper
'cause i wants to thump her
So she pulls up into texaco
And i roll up slow and jump in the rolls
Now i'm checkin' out the body
This hotty gotta body 'n' i wanna get naughty
Followed her to the motel
Yes, motel, i'm too cheap for a hotel
Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
I dipped in the juice
So what's up with the rolls
Checked the registration
And the rolls was stole
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
But i ain't sprung on the cat
Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
If you're sprung on the cat
You might as well eat the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Maharaji over there all quiet
I think maharaji be eatin' the cat
How 'bout attitude adjuster
Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
I think it's critical mass
Critical mass be suckin' on that cat
Yo, p.l.b. i know you eatin' somethin'
Me? what you snackin' on??
Sprung On The Cat - 范逸臣
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[00:00.00]作詞 : Anthony L. Ray
[00:00.06]作曲 : Anthony L. Ray
[00:00.12]*spoken*
[00:00.30]Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
[00:01.44](years and years)
[00:03.72]I said for years
[00:06.84]But now we're being messed over
[00:10.29]I said now we're being messed over
[00:13.53]You done fell in love with the cat
[00:17.34]You know what i'm talking about "the cat"
[00:19.11]It'll get ya
[00:21.24]*rap*
[00:21.33]Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
[00:23.22]If you let it get wit' ya
[00:24.78]Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
[00:26.46]Just to get a little honey
[00:27.51]But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
[00:30.00]'cause i'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
[00:33.21]'cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
[00:35.88]And don't say i didn't warn ya
[00:38.10]Go down to the beach
[00:39.15]See the girls in bikini's
[00:40.62]Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (yeah)
[00:42.84]Should i preach (preach, preach)
[00:44.61]Awreit, back to the beach
[00:46.53]A o.g. from the hood
[00:47.70]Went down to the beach but his game was weak
[00:50.31]Met a sweet thing named yolanda
[00:52.20]She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new honda
[00:54.99]So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
[00:57.21]Better come on an' get wit' dis
[00:58.71]A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
[01:00.78]But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
[01:03.15]Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
[01:06.15]Of his big black cadillac
[01:07.71]The next day, the o.g. wasn't playin' no ball
[01:10.35]'cause he took her to the mall
[01:11.73]Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
[01:14.22]Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
[01:16.77]But in the end another fool got jack
[01:18.81]'cause he was sprung on the cat
[01:24.03]Sprung on the cat, check it out
[01:28.50]There's a brother named dave in a corvette
[01:30.54]Had a job at the u.p.s.
[01:32.73]I ain't dissin' 'cause u.p.s. pays money
[01:35.04]But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
[01:37.38]He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
[01:39.30]But dave wants to get around
[01:41.19]Put the top down on the 'vette
[01:42.69]Hit the south side of seattle
[01:44.73]Lookin' for ***
[01:45.33]Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
[01:47.58]And boom, there it is...three freaks
[01:49.92]Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
[01:51.99]And dave starts getting that itch, huh
[01:54.48]You know a 'vettes only got two seats
[01:56.25]But dave wasn't listening to me
[01:58.26]All three of them jumped in the car
[02:00.03]Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
[02:02.88]But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
[02:05.64]Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
[02:07.86]And dave was treatin'
[02:08.97]And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
[02:10.29]Two hundred dollars worth of fish
[02:13.32]And dave wants to make a little wish
[02:15.15]A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
[02:17.31]Play bbd and said do me
[02:19.47]At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
[02:22.20]He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
[02:23.58]Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
[02:25.92]You must be sprung on the cat
[02:32.07]Sprung on the cat
[02:36.24]Sprung on the cat
[02:41.19]Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
[02:44.88]You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
[02:46.98]Attitude, be straight with me man
[02:49.11]I'm cruisin incognito
[02:52.41]850i with the smoked out windows
[02:53.88]An' i'm thinkin' i'm raw
[02:55.59]When it comes to girls i done seen it all
[02:57.72]Then along came a girl named joyce
[02:59.70]She had a black corniche rolls royce
[03:01.89]At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
[03:04.50]Could mix be sprung?
[03:07.23]Her cat was calling me
[03:09.27]And i started rolling slowly
[03:11.52]Pulled up to the bumper
[03:12.78]'cause i wants to thump her
[03:14.67]So she pulls up into texaco
[03:16.80]And i roll up slow and jump in the rolls
[03:19.44]Now i'm checkin' out the body
[03:20.97]This hotty gotta body 'n' i wanna get naughty
[03:23.40]Followed her to the motel
[03:25.20]Yes, motel, i'm too cheap for a hotel
[03:27.90]Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
[03:30.78]I dipped in the juice
[03:32.10]So what's up with the rolls
[03:33.78]Checked the registration
[03:34.92]And the rolls was stole
[03:36.33]Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
[03:38.64]But i ain't sprung on the cat
[03:40.65]Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
[03:45.21]If you're sprung on the cat
[03:46.56]You might as well eat the cat
[03:56.94]Sprung on the cat
[04:05.82]Sprung on the cat
[04:06.18]Maharaji over there all quiet
[04:07.77]I think maharaji be eatin' the cat
[04:10.80]How 'bout attitude adjuster
[04:12.15]Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
[04:14.70]I think it's critical mass
[04:15.99]Critical mass be suckin' on that cat
[04:18.75]Yo, p.l.b. i know you eatin' somethin'
[04:20.94]Me? what you snackin' on??
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
透過街頭敘事警示男性切勿因一時的肉慾衝動，而失去理智並掉入女性設下的物質陷阱。
主題
兩性互動中的權力博弈、警惕男性因色慾而迷失自我、物質與情感的虛偽交換。
情緒
戲謔、警世、冷峻、帶有強烈的街頭觀察色彩。
意象與手法
歌曲運用大量俚語與隱喻，將女性的魅力比作「貓」（指代性吸引力），並以「被貓迷住」（Sprung On The Cat）形容男性因過度渴望親密關係而變得盲目、任人擺佈的狀態。敘事手法採取說唱常見的「街頭寓言」形式，透過數個角色的失敗案例，強化對聽眾的勸誡。
重點句解讀
一、「But the honey gets runny when the money's funny」：意指當男性的經濟實力不足或金錢觀念偏差時，所謂的「甜頭」將變得廉價且脆弱，揭示了建立在物質基礎上的關係之不穩定性。
二、「But in the end another fool got jacked, 'cause he was sprung on the cat」：意指最終又有一個傻瓜被洗劫一空，原因僅僅是他被肉慾沖昏了頭，強調了因無法克制衝動而導致的慘痛代價。
三、「Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat, but i ain't sprung on the cat」：敘事者透過自身經歷證明，唯有保持警覺、不被感官誘惑所左右，才能在充滿算計的兩性關係中全身而退，不淪為被宰割的對象。
適合情境
街頭嘻哈音樂欣賞、對兩性物質關係的反思時刻、提醒身邊朋友保持清醒的警世場合。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首作品在范逸臣的音樂生涯中，算是相當罕見且極具實驗性的嘗試。聽著這首歌，不免會讓人驚訝於他如何駕馭這種帶著強烈街頭嘻哈色彩的節奏，那種與他後來深情形象截然不同的粗獷，反倒展現出一種玩世不恭的趣味。歌詞圍繞著男性容易迷失在異性吸引力中的荒謬情節，透過幾個發生在街頭、車上或海邊的寫實故事，語重心長地勸戒聽眾別被一時的衝動沖昏了頭。
整首歌的敘事節奏明快，就像在聽一位老練的說書人，用帶點戲謔的口吻拆解那些被美色牽著鼻子走的窘境。雖然主題聽起來有些玩世不恭，但如果你把它當作一場關於人性的觀察秀，會發現裡面那種「清醒與沉淪」的拉鋸其實挺有意思的。適合在開車兜風時播放，感受那種復古的嘻哈律動，順便聽聽他在這場音樂遊戲裡，如何用那股獨特的嗓音，把這些關於誘惑與代價的街頭寓言說得如此生動。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞運用「Ｔｈｅ ｃａｔ」作為核心隱喻，生動描繪男性因迷戀女性魅力而失去理智的狀態。
・透過約蘭達、戴夫與喬伊斯等角色的遭遇，警示聽眾切勿為了博取女性歡心而盲目揮霍財物。
・以幽默且帶有街頭說教的語氣，將原本嚴肅的男女關係議題，轉化為一場關於自制力的趣味辯論。
・歌曲節奏強烈且敘事性高，非常適合在駕駛車輛或需要節奏感提神時聆聽。