*spoken*
Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
(years and years)
I said for years
But now we're being messed over
I said now we're being messed over
You done fell in love with the cat
You know what i'm talking about "the cat"
It'll get ya
*rap*
Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
If you let it get wit' ya
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
Just to get a little honey
But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
'cause i'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
'cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
And don't say i didn't warn ya
Go down to the beach
See the girls in bikini's
Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (yeah)
Should i preach (preach, preach)
Awreit, back to the beach
A o.g. from the hood
Went down to the beach but his game was weak
Met a sweet thing named yolanda
She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new honda
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
Better come on an' get wit' dis
A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
Of his big black cadillac
The next day, the o.g. wasn't playin' no ball
'cause he took her to the mall
Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
But in the end another fool got jack
'cause he was sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat, check it out
There's a brother named dave in a corvette
Had a job at the u.p.s.
I ain't dissin' 'cause u.p.s. pays money
But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
But dave wants to get around
Put the top down on the 'vette
Hit the south side of seattle
Lookin' for ***
Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
And boom, there it is...three freaks
Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
And dave starts getting that itch, huh
You know a 'vettes only got two seats
But dave wasn't listening to me
All three of them jumped in the car
Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
And dave was treatin'
And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
Two hundred dollars worth of fish
And dave wants to make a little wish
A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
Play bbd and said do me
At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
You must be sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
Attitude, be straight with me man
I'm cruisin incognito
850i with the smoked out windows
An' i'm thinkin' i'm raw
When it comes to girls i done seen it all
Then along came a girl named joyce
She had a black corniche rolls royce
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
Could mix be sprung?
Her cat was calling me
And i started rolling slowly
Pulled up to the bumper
'cause i wants to thump her
So she pulls up into texaco
And i roll up slow and jump in the rolls
Now i'm checkin' out the body
This hotty gotta body 'n' i wanna get naughty
Followed her to the motel
Yes, motel, i'm too cheap for a hotel
Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
I dipped in the juice
So what's up with the rolls
Checked the registration
And the rolls was stole
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
But i ain't sprung on the cat
Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
If you're sprung on the cat
You might as well eat the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Maharaji over there all quiet
I think maharaji be eatin' the cat
How 'bout attitude adjuster
Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
I think it's critical mass
Critical mass be suckin' on that cat
Yo, p.l.b. i know you eatin' somethin'
Me? what you snackin' on??
Sprung On The Cat - うこんちゃん☆かんぱにぃ
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[00:00.00]作詞 : Anthony L. Ray
[00:00.06]作曲 : Anthony L. Ray
[00:00.12]*spoken*
[00:00.30]Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
[00:01.44](years and years)
[00:03.72]I said for years
[00:06.84]But now we're being messed over
[00:10.29]I said now we're being messed over
[00:13.53]You done fell in love with the cat
[00:17.34]You know what i'm talking about "the cat"
[00:19.11]It'll get ya
[00:21.24]*rap*
[00:21.33]Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
[00:23.22]If you let it get wit' ya
[00:24.78]Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
[00:26.46]Just to get a little honey
[00:27.51]But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
[00:30.00]'cause i'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
[00:33.21]'cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
[00:35.88]And don't say i didn't warn ya
[00:38.10]Go down to the beach
[00:39.15]See the girls in bikini's
[00:40.62]Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (yeah)
[00:42.84]Should i preach (preach, preach)
[00:44.61]Awreit, back to the beach
[00:46.53]A o.g. from the hood
[00:47.70]Went down to the beach but his game was weak
[00:50.31]Met a sweet thing named yolanda
[00:52.20]She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new honda
[00:54.99]So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
[00:57.21]Better come on an' get wit' dis
[00:58.71]A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
[01:00.78]But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
[01:03.15]Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
[01:06.15]Of his big black cadillac
[01:07.71]The next day, the o.g. wasn't playin' no ball
[01:10.35]'cause he took her to the mall
[01:11.73]Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
[01:14.22]Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
[01:16.77]But in the end another fool got jack
[01:18.81]'cause he was sprung on the cat
[01:24.03]Sprung on the cat, check it out
[01:28.50]There's a brother named dave in a corvette
[01:30.54]Had a job at the u.p.s.
[01:32.73]I ain't dissin' 'cause u.p.s. pays money
[01:35.04]But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
[01:37.38]He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
[01:39.30]But dave wants to get around
[01:41.19]Put the top down on the 'vette
[01:42.69]Hit the south side of seattle
[01:44.73]Lookin' for ***
[01:45.33]Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
[01:47.58]And boom, there it is...three freaks
[01:49.92]Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
[01:51.99]And dave starts getting that itch, huh
[01:54.48]You know a 'vettes only got two seats
[01:56.25]But dave wasn't listening to me
[01:58.26]All three of them jumped in the car
[02:00.03]Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
[02:02.88]But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
[02:05.64]Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
[02:07.86]And dave was treatin'
[02:08.97]And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
[02:10.29]Two hundred dollars worth of fish
[02:13.32]And dave wants to make a little wish
[02:15.15]A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
[02:17.31]Play bbd and said do me
[02:19.47]At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
[02:22.20]He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
[02:23.58]Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
[02:25.92]You must be sprung on the cat
[02:32.07]Sprung on the cat
[02:36.24]Sprung on the cat
[02:41.19]Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
[02:44.88]You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
[02:46.98]Attitude, be straight with me man
[02:49.11]I'm cruisin incognito
[02:52.41]850i with the smoked out windows
[02:53.88]An' i'm thinkin' i'm raw
[02:55.59]When it comes to girls i done seen it all
[02:57.72]Then along came a girl named joyce
[02:59.70]She had a black corniche rolls royce
[03:01.89]At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
[03:04.50]Could mix be sprung?
[03:07.23]Her cat was calling me
[03:09.27]And i started rolling slowly
[03:11.52]Pulled up to the bumper
[03:12.78]'cause i wants to thump her
[03:14.67]So she pulls up into texaco
[03:16.80]And i roll up slow and jump in the rolls
[03:19.44]Now i'm checkin' out the body
[03:20.97]This hotty gotta body 'n' i wanna get naughty
[03:23.40]Followed her to the motel
[03:25.20]Yes, motel, i'm too cheap for a hotel
[03:27.90]Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
[03:30.78]I dipped in the juice
[03:32.10]So what's up with the rolls
[03:33.78]Checked the registration
[03:34.92]And the rolls was stole
[03:36.33]Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
[03:38.64]But i ain't sprung on the cat
[03:40.65]Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
[03:45.21]If you're sprung on the cat
[03:46.56]You might as well eat the cat
[03:56.94]Sprung on the cat
[04:05.82]Sprung on the cat
[04:06.18]Maharaji over there all quiet
[04:07.77]I think maharaji be eatin' the cat
[04:10.80]How 'bout attitude adjuster
[04:12.15]Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
[04:14.70]I think it's critical mass
[04:15.99]Critical mass be suckin' on that cat
[04:18.75]Yo, p.l.b. i know you eatin' somethin'
[04:20.94]Me? what you snackin' on??
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以「被貓釣上」隱喻陷入誘惑與陷阱的危險，諷刺男性貪戀情欲而失去判斷的狀態。
主題
探討誘惑與陷阱的雙面性，批判男性對情慾的盲目追逐，並揭示輕信外表光鮮者可能付出的代價。
情緒
帶有諷刺與警愓的嚴肅感，穿插口語化敘事的輕佻，形成對「被誘惑」現象的批判性反思。
意象與手法
以「貓」象徵誘惑對象（女性或虛榮心），結合「汽車、海灘、酒吧」等場景強化都市情欲氛圍；透過重複句「Sprung on the cat」強化主題，並以「Don't pet the cat」等口語教訓傳達警示。
重點句解讀
1. 「You done fell in love with the cat」
原文直譯「你已愛上那隻貓」，隱喻對誘惑對象的盲目投入，暗示情慾使人失去理性判斷。
2. 「Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat」
勸誡初識者勿輕易接近誘惑，暗指未深入了解即陷入戀愛可能導致後果。
3. 「Sprung on the cat, check it out」
「Sprung on」為俚語「被釣上」，強調因貪戀表象而陷入困境的必然性，呼應主題核心。
4. 「If you're sprung on the cat / You might as well eat the cat」
語帶雙關，既暗示被誘惑後的自我毀滅，也隱喻對誘惑對象的貪婪吞噬。
適合情境
適合在提醒他人警惕情感陷阱、或反思消費主義與情慾誘惑的場合使用，亦可搭配都會風格的說唱音樂作為警示性敘事。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌像是從舊時代錄音帶翻出來的街頭寓言，聽起來特別有歲月感。歌詞用一種近乎老派勸世的口吻，講述男人如何因為一時的迷戀，在金錢與情感上跌了跟頭，甚至賠上車子與面子。站長我覺得這首歌最有趣的地方，在於它把那種「鬼迷心竅」的狀態具象化，用極具街頭感的比喻，赤裸裸地揭露了男性在感性衝動下的盲點，既有警世的意味，又帶著幾分荒謬的幽默。
整首歌的節奏很有律動感，特別適合在開車兜風時聽，那種帶點慵懶卻又充滿警示的敘事，聽著聽著會讓人會心一笑。它提醒我們，當理性被欲望遮蔽，往往就會淪為情感博弈中的輸家。聽完這首歌，你會發現這不僅僅是一段關於男女關係的敘述，更像是一場關於自我克制的提醒。下次當你覺得自己快要被迷住時，不妨想起這首歌，或許就能多一份清醒，避免成為故事裡那個賠了夫人又折兵的傻瓜。
歌曲冷知識
・全曲以擬人化的「貓」作為核心隱喻，生動描繪男性因沈迷於女性魅力而失去理智的狀態。
・歌詞運用豐富的押韻技巧，特別是將「蜂蜜（honey）」與「金錢（money）」連結，幽默點出追求異性往往伴隨著高額花費的現實。
・透過戴夫與尤蘭達等角色的具體情境，層層堆疊出男性因一時衝動而導致錢財散盡、甚至被盜走車輛的荒謬情節。
・結尾處以連珠炮式的點名互動，將這種「沈迷於貓」的現象擴散至周遭同伴，讓整首歌從單純的勸世警語轉化為饒舌社群間的調侃對話。