How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
The art of getting robbed
This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
I should rob Clue man his shit did well
I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich
Did you ever think that you would have these hits
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
And walk off with your shit like it's mine
I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
For real yo you know what I'm saying
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
You know what I'm saying
That's just how it go down
50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
You know what I'm saying
So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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[00:00.00]How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
[00:02.130]Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
[00:04.266]The art of getting robbed
[00:05.634]This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
[00:08.672]R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
[00:14.406]Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
[00:18.756]The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
[00:21.259]If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
[00:23.499]You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
[00:26.179]These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
[00:28.674]I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
[00:31.56]Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
[00:33.393]I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
[00:36.88]But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
[00:38.505]When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
[00:40.840]I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
[00:43.384]Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
[00:45.869]Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
[00:48.392]Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
[00:50.880]I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
[00:53.220]Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
[00:57.691]The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
[01:00.622]An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
[01:03.127]I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
[01:05.671]Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
[01:07.967]I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
[01:10.382]Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
[01:12.694]What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
[01:15.607]Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
[01:18.79]I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
[01:20.559]You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
[01:22.959]I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
[01:25.471]Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
[01:27.878]I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
[01:30.278]I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
[01:32.921]Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
[01:35.449]About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
[01:37.729]I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
[01:40.353]This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
[01:43.29]This ain't serious
[01:44.933]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:47.613]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:50.150]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[01:52.997]This ain't serious
[01:54.773]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:57.309]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[02:00.37]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[02:02.549]I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
[02:04.999]And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
[02:07.743]Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
[02:09.985]Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
[02:12.544]I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
[02:14.879]That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
[02:17.312]My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
[02:20.182]Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
[02:22.274]DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
[02:24.981]I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
[02:27.341]I should rob Clue man his shit did well
[02:29.733]I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
[02:32.196]I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
[02:34.772]Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
[02:37.204]Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
[02:39.588]I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
[02:42.53]Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
[02:44.563]**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
[02:47.30]Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
[02:49.718]He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
[02:52.214]Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
[02:54.622]Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
[02:56.998]I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
[02:59.766]One at a time get out and take off your shine
[03:02.22]Did you ever think that you would be this rich
[03:04.437]Did you ever think that you would have these hits
[03:06.806]Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
[03:09.63]And walk off with your shit like it's mine
[03:11.926]I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
[03:14.366]I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
[03:16.870]Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
[03:19.414]I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
[03:21.822]That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
[03:24.140]I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
[03:26.652]He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
[03:29.301]Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
[03:31.810]I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
[03:34.441]This ain't serious
[03:36.442]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:38.898]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:41.466]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:43.946]This ain't serious
[03:46.170]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:48.594]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:51.297]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:54.328]For real yo you know what I'm saying
[03:56.16]Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
[04:00.167]It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
[04:02.982]It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
[04:06.394]You know what I'm saying
[04:07.172]That's just how it go down
[04:08.60]50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
[04:11.378]Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
[04:14.700]You know what I'm saying
[04:15.477]So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
[04:18.469]Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
[04:21.78]Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
以戲謔口吻揭露貧困與社會壓迫下，人們被迫走上犯罪道路的荒謬現實。
主題
探討貧窮與權力結構的矛盾，透過「搶劫」行為批判娛樂產業與社會不公，並反映街頭生存文化的暴力與無奈。
情緒
充滿憤怒、絕望與反叛的焦躁感，夾雜黑色幽默與對現實的嘲諷。
意象與手法
運用「搶劫」作為核心隱喻，結合街頭符碼（如ATM、槍枝、金錢）、藝人名字與產業術語，以直接粗獷的語言強化生存掙扎的真實感，並透過重複副歌強調「貧窮使人瘋狂」的荒謬邏輯。
重點句解讀
1. 「The art of getting robbed」
翻譯「被搶劫的藝術」
解析以反諷語氣顛覆「藝術」的正向定義，暗示貧窮者被迫成為被掠奪對象，而「藝術」實為生存手段的無奈。
2. 「I'm a crook with a deal」
翻譯「我是一個有計畫的賊」
解析將犯罪行為合理化為「交易」，凸顯貧困者為求生存而不得不採取極端手段的現實。
3. 「Being broke can make you delirious」
翻譯「貧窮會讓人神志不清」
解析點明經濟困境如何扭曲人性，使理性被壓抑，進而導致暴力與掠奪行為。
4. 「Did you ever think that you would be this rich」
翻譯「你有沒有想過你會這麼富有」
解析質問被掠奪者對自身處境的無知，暗諷社會階層流動的虛假幻象，並揭露富人與貧民的對立關係。
適合情境
適合在壓力沉重、面對社會不公時聆聽，或作為探討貧富差距與街頭文化的討論素材。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌在當年的嘻哈圈掀起不小波瀾，雖然掛名林凡，但骨子裡其實是美分那一派狂放且帶有挑釁意味的街頭敘事。整首歌聽下來，就像是一場精心設計的虛擬掠奪秀，他把當時樂壇那些大咖的名字一個個點名，用一種近乎荒誕的方式，描繪出貧窮如何讓人變得瘋狂與歇斯底里。這種強烈的對比感，讓原本應該沉重的搶劫題材，反而透出一種黑色幽默的荒謬色彩。
作為聽眾，我們大可不必對這些歌詞裡的暴力意象太過認真，這更像是一場展現生存焦慮的文字遊戲。在那種物欲橫流的音樂產業背景下，他用極度侵略性的語氣，宣洩著對名利渴望的矛盾心態。當你深夜獨處，想聽點帶有尖銳稜角、不想被主流框架束縛的音樂時，這首作品那種不加修飾的草莽氣息，或許能讓你感受到一種原始的、毫無保留的衝擊力。這不是那種適合背景音樂的輕快旋律，而是需要你全神貫注去感受那股焦躁與野心的獨特體驗。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞以「貧窮令人神智不清」作為核心動機，直白地描繪出底層求生者對演藝圈名流財富的強烈渴望與嫉妒。
・全曲猶如一份演藝圈搶劫清單，透過點名眾多當時活躍的知名藝人，建構出充滿挑釁意味的虛構犯罪場景。
・歌詞巧妙地利用藝人的公眾形象作為梗，例如針對體型、過往經歷或經典作品進行嘲諷，強化了歌曲的黑色幽默感。
・歌曲結構以反覆的副歌強調搶劫動機，結尾則以口白形式加強威脅感，營造出街頭幫派饒舌特有的緊張氛圍。