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bié zài wǒ de miàn qián zhuāng dé yí kuài háng qíng that s- no-no
別在我的面前裝得一塊行情 that s- no-no
I don't fuck with bā guà drama queen, that s- no-no
I don't fuck with 八卦 drama queen, that s- no-no
jiǔ jú zhī xiǎng hē jiǔ bié gěi wǒ tīng nǐ de demo
酒局只想喝酒 別給我聽你的 demo
wǒ zhī shuō hǎo bàng bàng qí shí that s- no-no
我只說好棒棒 其實 that s- no-no
wǒ tǎo yàn sù zuì dàn wǒ měi tiān huán shì zài mǎi zuì
我討厭宿醉 但我每天還是在買醉
tǎo yàn chī gè fàn wǒ huán yào huā shí jiàn pái duì
討厭吃個飯 我還要花時間排隊
yuán zé bù néng dāng fàn chī zhè yuán zé shàng shì duì
原則不能當飯吃 這原則上是對
nǎ tiān zhēn de è le wǒ yòu chóng xīn huá dǐ xiàn
哪天真的餓了我又重新劃底線
wǒ tǎo yàn yáng cōng dàn lǎo bǎn shuō jiā le cái duì wèi
我討厭洋蔥但老闆說加了才對味
zhēn de chī bù liǎo a lǎo bǎn néng bu néng shǎo yí wèi ?
真的吃不了啊 老闆能不能少一味?
lǎn dé gēn nǐ jiě shì wǒ jiù huì shuō anyway
懶得跟你解釋 我就會說 anyway
jié guǒ děng dào shàng cài yáng cōng huán shì zài lǐ miàn
結果等到上菜洋蔥還是在裡面
tiān cái tiān cái mother f- tiān cái
天才 天才 mother f- 天才
zhēn xiǎng yì jiǎo tiān cán wǒ cóng nǐ zuǒ liǎn xiān lái
真想一腳天蠶 我從你左臉先來
liào dǎo nǐ de chú shī bǎ yòu liǎn yā zài jiān tái
撂倒你的廚師 把右臉壓在煎臺
péi cháng nǐ de sǔn shī wǒ jīn tiān suàn nǐ piān cái
賠償你的損失 我今天算你偏財
hǎo le jiù hǎo le bú guò shì wǒ de xiǎo jù chǎng
好了就好了 不過是我的小劇場
shòu bù liǎo de shì qíng tài duō yǒu shí wǒ yě lǎn dé xiǎng
受不了的事情太多 有時我也懶得想
nǐ de xiào róng xiào dé jiāng néng zhuāng dé jī fēn xiàng
你的笑容笑得僵 能裝得幾分像
I said that s- no-no bié ràng wǒ zhòng fù jiǎng
I said that s- no-no 別讓我重複講
bié zài wǒ de miàn qián zhuāng dé yí kuài háng qíng that s- no-no
別在我的面前裝得一塊行情 that s- no-no
I don't fuck with bā guà drama queen, that s- no-no
I don't fuck with 八卦 drama queen, that s- no-no
jiǔ jú zhī xiǎng hē jiǔ bié gěi wǒ tīng nǐ de demo
酒局只想喝酒 別給我聽你的 demo
wǒ zhī shuō hǎo bàng bàng qí shí that s- no-no
我只說好棒棒 其實 that s- no-no
wǒ tǎo yàn shàng zōng yì yì duī rén yào qiāng zhù huà
我討厭上綜藝 一堆人要搶著話
kàn zhù jiǎ xiào mèi zhù liáng xīn jiǎ huà qiāng zhù kuā
看著假笑 眛著良心假話 搶著誇
jiào zhù lǎo shī jiào zhù gē bú huì duō fā dá
叫著老師叫著哥 不會多發達
yé yú dāng yǒu qù bié lái gēn wǒ kāi wán xiào
揶揄當有趣 別來跟我開玩笑
08 jiù shì tǎo yàn shuì jué áo yè wán yóu xì
08就是討厭睡覺 熬夜玩遊戲
tǎo yàn hē niú nǎi lǎo liǎo dé chī wéi gǔ lì
討厭喝牛奶 老了得吃維骨力
tǎo yàn bèi rén fā xiàn ruǎn ruò yí miàn jiān qiáng dāng wǔ qì
討厭被人發現軟弱一面 堅強當武器
zhèng qì zuò suì nán miǎn shàng yǎn wǔ dǎ xì
正氣作祟 難免上演武打戲
wǒ zuì tǎo yàn chēng xiōng dào dì qíng xù lè suǒ
我最討厭稱兄道弟情緒勒索
bǎ wǒ dāng zuò jiě yào è xí zěn mó huán méi jiè diào
把我當作解藥 惡習怎麼還沒戒掉
tā mén shuō wǒ yǒu qián tóu cùn jīng cháng zhǎo wǒ jiè diào
他們說我有錢 頭寸經常找我借調
sǐ chán làn dǎ guàn yòng jué qiào
死纏爛打慣用訣竅
tǎo yàn wǒ de qiú jù bèi rén kuà yuè nà huì ràng wǒ shuāi xiǎo
討厭我的球具被人跨越那會讓我衰小
shuāng zhòng rén gé tíng zhǐ nèi hào
雙重人格停止內耗
zuì hǎo bié zài jī pái biàn dāng dā pèi sī guā ě xīn wèi dào
最好別在雞排便當搭配絲瓜噁心味道
gěi wǒ diū diào lā jī pèi liào ràng tā chòu diào
給我丟掉 垃圾配料 讓它臭掉
bié zài wǒ de miàn qián zhuāng dé yí kuài háng qíng that s- no-no
別在我的面前裝得一塊行情 that s- no-no
I don't fuck with bā guà drama queen, that s- no-no
I don't fuck with 八卦 drama queen, that s- no-no
jiǔ jú zhī xiǎng hē jiǔ bié gěi wǒ tīng nǐ de demo
酒局只想喝酒 別給我聽你的 demo
wǒ zhī shuō hǎo bàng bàng qí shí that s- no-no
我只說好棒棒 其實 that s- no-no
jiù bù jiē shòu shuǐ lǐ yǒu zá zhì dǎo diào huàn yì bēi
就不接受水裡有雜質倒掉 換一杯
chún jìng de shuǐ yào tòu de xiàng zuān shí G-I-A
純淨的水 要透的像鑽石 G-I-A
wǒ bú shì lǎo bǎn diàn yuán de liǎn shì zài chòu jī diǎn
我不是老闆店員的臉是在臭幾點
ǎi wǒ yǒu fù qián jī - wǒ yòu méi yǒu qiàn nǐ qián
欸我有付錢 機- 我又沒有欠你錢
nà xiē jū dōu tài gāo rú guǒ wǒ yǒu dài -
那些車都太高 如果我有帶-
yào bǎ duō de dōu chāi diào quán bù dōu dāng chái shāo
要把多的都拆掉 全部都當柴燒
rú guǒ zhōng le cǎi piào huán yào bǎo chí dī diào
如果中了彩票 還要保持低調
yào wǒ dūn de yuè dī wǒ de tuǐ huì suān diào
要我蹲的越低 我的腿會痠掉
zhēn de tǎo yàn yān wèi dàn shì wǒ yě chōu yān
真的討厭煙味 但是我也抽煙
tǎo yàn dōng xī xiàn liàng rán hòu huán yào chōu qiān
討厭東西限量 然後還要抽籤
tǎo yàn shāng rén zuǐ liǎn dàn shì wǒ yě mài zhōu biān
討厭商人嘴臉 但是我也賣周邊
xiǎng yào tǎo jià huán jià qù gōng yuán dàng gè qiū qiān
想要討價還價 去公園盪個鞦韆
bié zài wǒ de miàn qián zhuāng dé yí kuài háng qíng that s- no-no
別在我的面前裝得一塊行情 that s- no-no
I don't fuck with bā guà drama queen, that s- no-no
I don't fuck with 八卦 drama queen, that s- no-no
jiǔ jú zhī xiǎng hē jiǔ bié gěi wǒ tīng nǐ de demo
酒局只想喝酒 別給我聽你的 demo
wǒ zhī shuō hǎo bàng bàng qí shí that s- no-no
我只說好棒棒 其實 that s- no-no
bié zài wǒ de miàn qián zhuāng dé yí kuài háng qíng that s- no-no
別在我的面前裝得一塊行情 that s- no-no
I don't fuck with bā guà drama queen, that s- no-no
I don't fuck with 八卦 drama queen, that s- no-no
jiǔ jú zhī xiǎng hē jiǔ bié gěi wǒ tīng nǐ de demo
酒局只想喝酒 別給我聽你的 demo
wǒ zhī shuō hǎo bàng bàng qí shí that s- no-no
我只說好棒棒其實 that s- no-no