zuǐ lǐ tǔ bái yān quān , liǎn shàng tú hēi yǎn quān
嘴裡吐白煙圈,臉上塗黑眼圈
dào lóu xià jiù tōng diàn lián , zhēn cái shí liào bú piàn qián
到樓下就通電聯,真材實料不騙錢
qǐng qiú lín bīng yǎn hù , hù wǒ péi wǒ zǒu yì diǎn lù
請求鄰兵掩護,護我陪我走一點路
yì zhī cǎo yì diǎn lù , ná liǎng zhī kuài zi bamboo
一枝草一點露,拿兩隻筷子bamboo
jiàn dào rén jiǎn sù , hǎo shì mín kāi ACC
見到人減速,好市民開ACC
tài kōng yíng tíng bàn , shēn qǐng bǔ kàn hēi xīng xīng
太空營停辦,申請補看黑猩猩
zhì ān bù píng dàn , dàn tā mén xiāo xiǎng zhōng huá duì yíng làn
治安不平淡,但他們蕭想中華隊贏爛
lái fā mén piào dào tiān táng de bīn dào
來發門票到天堂的頻道
chī xiāng cài dǎ le gè xiāng gé
吃香菜打了個香嗝
dū shì wài xiāng gé lǐ lā
都市外香格里拉
nà gǎn jué shì zhēn shuǎng
那感覺是真爽
yù mèn jiāo gěi hǎi mǎ huí pēng zhǔ
鬱悶交給海馬迴烹煮
gé wài de wēn nuǎn , hù xiāng chuán dì yào yòng yǎn ěr bí
嗝外的溫暖,互相傳遞要用眼耳鼻
fēng zǔ dōu dǎng bú zhù táo lù dì de gě mǎ lán gōng zhǔ
風阻都擋不住逃陸地的葛瑪蘭公主
dàn bù dāng bà dào zǒng cái , huò shì líng sǐ jiǎo nán shén
但不當霸道總裁,或是零死角男神
qíng shū bǐ jì cáng bǐ jī ní , yīn wéi wǒ bù gǎn
情書筆跡藏比基尼,因為我不敢
know about huáng zhǒng rén de sè , suǒ yǐ měi wǎn yì wán téng
know about黃種人的色,所以每晚睪丸疼
chàng le shǒu xīn gē
唱了首新歌
méi kōng get stoned, yí yàng chī xiāng de
沒空get stoned,一樣吃香的
qiāng shēng chuán lái , jiào xǐng yì xiāng rén
槍聲傳來,叫醒異鄉人
lǚ chéng zhōng , zuì nán dé de shì partner
旅程中,最難得的是partner
Let’s go together, sān shēng shì yǒu xìng
Let’s go together,三生是有幸
méi kōng chī pasta, yì zhí zài jí xīng
沒空吃pasta,一直在即興
Lee gēn wǒ shuō , rè chǎo de fǎn miàn shì lěng jìng
Lee跟我說,熱炒的反面是冷靜
Ok, wǒ tóng nǐ jiǎng rock the stage, bié dài ěr jī lā
Ok,我同你講rock the stage,別帶耳機啦
guāng yǐng yóu chū lì tǐ gǎn , nǐ yǔ tài yáng pī jīng zhǎn jí
光影游出立體感,你與太陽披荊斬棘
jī lóng yǔ jiàn lì xǐ gǎn , bǐng xī kàn
基隆雨建立喜感,屏息看
ràng ěr duo tīng nǐ bō , wǒ tǐng xǐ huān
讓耳朵聽你播,我挺喜歡
yào áo zhǔ bú yòng píng dǐ guō
要熬煮不用平底鍋
pà zài jǐng dǐ wā huà xiàn xiàng
怕在井底蛙化現象
zài zhǐ shàng huà xiàng xiàn , xiàng liáng yào huà xiàn shàng
在紙上畫象限,向量要畫線上
pà biàn pàng , suǒ yǐ qù lǐng shàng fā xiàn dòng
怕變胖,所以去嶺上發限動
bù fā yì yǔ , yīn wéi fáng jiàn yǒu dà xiàng man
不發一語,因為房間有大象man
If i get a big mac then I want no lettuce
If i get a big mac then I want no lettuce
Ain’t gon do no vegetarian shit
Ain’t gon do no vegetarian shit
dāng yǒu tiān yǒu xìng qù yìn dù lǚ yóu
當有天有幸去印度旅遊
holy cow yě biàn chéng pedestrian
holy cow也變成pedestrian
tiān tiān babbling like holophrastic kid
天天babbling like holophrastic kid
zhī xìn zì jǐ ,you can call me atheist
只信自己,you can call me atheist
méi jī tiān , biàn xiàn , yǐ wéi wǒ alien
沒幾天,變現,以為我alien
pay me and gěi fú wù , pāi zi xiān lay yì biān
pay me and給服務,拍子先lay一邊