[Sample Intro]
The Business is entertainment
And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
[Intro: 50 Cent]
Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
[Verse 1]
You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
Zoe pound *****s they don't play
Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
Attempted murder, get a year on probation
Cam are you clear what you facin'?
You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
And Cam better stay out of his way
[Chorus]
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
[Verse 2]
Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
This is not competition this is murder
Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
For a second he was hot now he cold
I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
But never mind me, man that's just how it be
The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
And like fame, my style will live forever
They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
[Chorus]
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
[Outro]
DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
The Funeral - 譚維維
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[00:03.51][Sample Intro]
[00:12.03]The Business is entertainment
[00:12.84]And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
[00:14.73][Intro: 50 Cent]
[00:15.21]Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
[00:17.61][Verse 1]
[00:17.97]You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
[00:19.56]I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
[00:21.30]50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
[00:23.13]The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
[00:24.66]I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
[00:25.83]See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
[00:27.27]I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
[00:30.84]Zoe pound *****s they don't play
[00:31.50]Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
[00:34.38]Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
[00:36.78]Attempted murder, get a year on probation
[00:38.76]Cam are you clear what you facin'?
[00:40.95]You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
[00:45.72]I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
[00:47.25]Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
[00:50.58]And Cam better stay out of his way
[00:51.63][Chorus]
[00:52.80]Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
[00:53.94]Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
[00:54.87]*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
[00:57.30]Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
[01:03.09]When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
[01:07.92][Verse 2]
[01:10.26]Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
[01:22.44]This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
[01:27.78]This is not competition this is murder
[01:29.01]Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
[01:31.08]Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
[01:35.16]They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
[01:39.48]I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
[01:42.21]And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
[01:43.32]For a second he was hot now he cold
[01:46.17]I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
[01:48.27]But never mind me, man that's just how it be
[01:50.37]The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
[01:51.90]And like fame, my style will live forever
[01:53.19]They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
[01:56.91]I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
[01:59.94]Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
[02:02.31][Chorus]
[02:05.70]Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
[02:07.14]Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
[02:08.49]*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
[02:12.24]Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
[02:15.81]When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
[02:18.15][Outro]
[02:18.33]DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
[02:20.31]Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
[02:22.17]And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
[02:24.57]We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
[02:27.75]What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
[02:36.75]Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
[02:38.37]Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
透過一場虛構的葬禮，展現饒舌歌手在權力鬥爭中展現絕對支配地位的冷酷敘事。
主題
權力鬥爭、幫派文化、職業生涯的終結與主導權的更迭。
情緒
傲慢、威脅、冷酷、嘲諷。
意象與手法
歌曲運用了強烈的「死亡意象」，將歌手的競爭對手比作等待死亡的病患，並以葬禮作為隱喻，象徵對方職業生涯的終結。手法上採用第一人稱敘事，透過描述暴力手段與法律漏洞的操弄，建立起一種不可撼動的統治者形象。
重點句解讀
一、「Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on」：將對手的困境比作在加護病房中掙扎求生，生動刻畫出對手在競爭中被徹底擊潰的慘狀。
二、「Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone」：以心電圖歸零的平直聲響，象徵對手在音樂圈或權力結構中的徹底消亡。
三、「This is graveyard music right here ya dig?」：直接定義音樂風格為「墓地音樂」，明確宣示這首歌的目的就是為了埋葬對手的事業。
四、「For a second he was hot now he cold」：以溫度的變化隱喻名氣的轉瞬即逝，強調從巔峰跌落谷底的殘酷過程。
適合情境
展現強烈競爭意識的時刻、對抗壓力時的心理建設、或是作為音樂創作中對於權力更迭的批判性聆聽。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌的基調極其冷冽，像是在深夜無人的街道上獨自點燃的煙火，既危險又充滿壓迫感。歌詞將職場競爭比作一場無情的葬禮，透過對權力更迭的冷酷敘述，勾勒出那種為了生存而不得不展現的狠勁。聽著那些關於告別與終結的描述，會讓人不自覺地屏住呼吸，那種對局勢絕對掌控的傲慢，反而映照出圈內遊戲規則的殘酷本質。
這不是那種適合在派對上播放的樂曲，它更像是一場心理戰的側寫，適合在獨處時細細咀嚼。當節奏推進到那段關於生命終止的描寫時，那種冷靜到近乎殘忍的口吻，反差感極強，讓人深刻體會到權力更迭時的無奈與窒息。如果你想感受那種將對手逼入絕境的強大氣場，這首歌會是一個很特別的切入點，它不求你的共鳴，只要求你直視那股深不見底的野心。
歌曲冷知識
・開場引用娛樂產業的冷酷視角，精準定調整首歌曲作為「葬禮音樂」的肅殺氛圍。
・歌詞運用戲劇化的對話感，將個人恩怨的對峙轉化為一場無情的權力鬥爭。
・副歌運用心電圖停止的「平直線」意象，生動描繪出從等待救治到宣告死亡的絕望過程。
・結尾以戲謔口吻重新分配組織職位，將歌曲從單純的挑釁昇華為一場針對競爭對手的公開羞辱。