*spoken*
Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
(years and years)
I said for years
But now we're being messed over
I said now we're being messed over
You done fell in love with the cat
You know what i'm talking about "the cat"
It'll get ya
*rap*
Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
If you let it get wit' ya
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
Just to get a little honey
But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
'cause i'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
'cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
And don't say i didn't warn ya
Go down to the beach
See the girls in bikini's
Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (yeah)
Should i preach (preach, preach)
Awreit, back to the beach
A o.g. from the hood
Went down to the beach but his game was weak
Met a sweet thing named yolanda
She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new honda
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
Better come on an' get wit' dis
A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
Of his big black cadillac
The next day, the o.g. wasn't playin' no ball
'cause he took her to the mall
Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
But in the end another fool got jack
'cause he was sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat, check it out
There's a brother named dave in a corvette
Had a job at the u.p.s.
I ain't dissin' 'cause u.p.s. pays money
But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
But dave wants to get around
Put the top down on the 'vette
Hit the south side of seattle
Lookin' for ***
Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
And boom, there it is...three freaks
Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
And dave starts getting that itch, huh
You know a 'vettes only got two seats
But dave wasn't listening to me
All three of them jumped in the car
Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
And dave was treatin'
And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
Two hundred dollars worth of fish
And dave wants to make a little wish
A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
Play bbd and said do me
At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
You must be sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
Attitude, be straight with me man
I'm cruisin incognito
850i with the smoked out windows
An' i'm thinkin' i'm raw
When it comes to girls i done seen it all
Then along came a girl named joyce
She had a black corniche rolls royce
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
Could mix be sprung?
Her cat was calling me
And i started rolling slowly
Pulled up to the bumper
'cause i wants to thump her
So she pulls up into texaco
And i roll up slow and jump in the rolls
Now i'm checkin' out the body
This hotty gotta body 'n' i wanna get naughty
Followed her to the motel
Yes, motel, i'm too cheap for a hotel
Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
I dipped in the juice
So what's up with the rolls
Checked the registration
And the rolls was stole
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
But i ain't sprung on the cat
Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
If you're sprung on the cat
You might as well eat the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Maharaji over there all quiet
I think maharaji be eatin' the cat
How 'bout attitude adjuster
Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
I think it's critical mass
Critical mass be suckin' on that cat
Yo, p.l.b. i know you eatin' somethin'
Me? what you snackin' on??
Sprung On The Cat - 譚維維
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[00:00.00]作詞 : Anthony L. Ray
[00:00.06]作曲 : Anthony L. Ray
[00:00.12]*spoken*
[00:00.30]Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years
[00:01.44](years and years)
[00:03.72]I said for years
[00:06.84]But now we're being messed over
[00:10.29]I said now we're being messed over
[00:13.53]You done fell in love with the cat
[00:17.34]You know what i'm talking about "the cat"
[00:19.11]It'll get ya
[00:21.24]*rap*
[00:21.33]Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
[00:23.22]If you let it get wit' ya
[00:24.78]Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
[00:26.46]Just to get a little honey
[00:27.51]But the honey gets runny when the money's funny
[00:30.00]'cause i'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
[00:33.21]'cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
[00:35.88]And don't say i didn't warn ya
[00:38.10]Go down to the beach
[00:39.15]See the girls in bikini's
[00:40.62]Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (yeah)
[00:42.84]Should i preach (preach, preach)
[00:44.61]Awreit, back to the beach
[00:46.53]A o.g. from the hood
[00:47.70]Went down to the beach but his game was weak
[00:50.31]Met a sweet thing named yolanda
[00:52.20]She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new honda
[00:54.99]So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
[00:57.21]Better come on an' get wit' dis
[00:58.71]A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
[01:00.78]But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him
[01:03.15]Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
[01:06.15]Of his big black cadillac
[01:07.71]The next day, the o.g. wasn't playin' no ball
[01:10.35]'cause he took her to the mall
[01:11.73]Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
[01:14.22]Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
[01:16.77]But in the end another fool got jack
[01:18.81]'cause he was sprung on the cat
[01:24.03]Sprung on the cat, check it out
[01:28.50]There's a brother named dave in a corvette
[01:30.54]Had a job at the u.p.s.
[01:32.73]I ain't dissin' 'cause u.p.s. pays money
[01:35.04]But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
[01:37.38]He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
[01:39.30]But dave wants to get around
[01:41.19]Put the top down on the 'vette
[01:42.69]Hit the south side of seattle
[01:44.73]Lookin' for ***
[01:45.33]Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
[01:47.58]And boom, there it is...three freaks
[01:49.92]Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
[01:51.99]And dave starts getting that itch, huh
[01:54.48]You know a 'vettes only got two seats
[01:56.25]But dave wasn't listening to me
[01:58.26]All three of them jumped in the car
[02:00.03]Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
[02:02.88]But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
[02:05.64]Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
[02:07.86]And dave was treatin'
[02:08.97]And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
[02:10.29]Two hundred dollars worth of fish
[02:13.32]And dave wants to make a little wish
[02:15.15]A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie
[02:17.31]Play bbd and said do me
[02:19.47]At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
[02:22.20]He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
[02:23.58]Ooh, that's the wrong move, black
[02:25.92]You must be sprung on the cat
[02:32.07]Sprung on the cat
[02:36.24]Sprung on the cat
[02:41.19]Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
[02:44.88]You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to
[02:46.98]Attitude, be straight with me man
[02:49.11]I'm cruisin incognito
[02:52.41]850i with the smoked out windows
[02:53.88]An' i'm thinkin' i'm raw
[02:55.59]When it comes to girls i done seen it all
[02:57.72]Then along came a girl named joyce
[02:59.70]She had a black corniche rolls royce
[03:01.89]At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
[03:04.50]Could mix be sprung?
[03:07.23]Her cat was calling me
[03:09.27]And i started rolling slowly
[03:11.52]Pulled up to the bumper
[03:12.78]'cause i wants to thump her
[03:14.67]So she pulls up into texaco
[03:16.80]And i roll up slow and jump in the rolls
[03:19.44]Now i'm checkin' out the body
[03:20.97]This hotty gotta body 'n' i wanna get naughty
[03:23.40]Followed her to the motel
[03:25.20]Yes, motel, i'm too cheap for a hotel
[03:27.90]Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose
[03:30.78]I dipped in the juice
[03:32.10]So what's up with the rolls
[03:33.78]Checked the registration
[03:34.92]And the rolls was stole
[03:36.33]Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
[03:38.64]But i ain't sprung on the cat
[03:40.65]Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
[03:45.21]If you're sprung on the cat
[03:46.56]You might as well eat the cat
[03:56.94]Sprung on the cat
[04:05.82]Sprung on the cat
[04:06.18]Maharaji over there all quiet
[04:07.77]I think maharaji be eatin' the cat
[04:10.80]How 'bout attitude adjuster
[04:12.15]Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
[04:14.70]I think it's critical mass
[04:15.99]Critical mass be suckin' on that cat
[04:18.75]Yo, p.l.b. i know you eatin' somethin'
[04:20.94]Me? what you snackin' on??
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
透過街頭敘事與反諷口吻，警示男性切勿因一時的肉慾衝動而失去理性，最終淪為被操控的受害者。
主題
兩性博弈、男性自制力、對金錢與感官誘惑的警世寓言。
情緒
戲謔、警世、帶有強烈街頭感與諷刺意味。
意象與手法
歌曲運用俚語與隱喻，將女性魅力具象化為「貓」，以「為貓著迷」象徵男性因沉溺於性吸引力而喪失判斷力。敘事手法上採取說書人視角，透過多個角色（如戴夫、老手等）的失敗案例，建構出「貪圖美色必遭反噬」的因果邏輯，並以反覆的節奏強化警示效果。
重點句解讀
一、「但錢財來路不明時，甜頭也會變得稀薄」：原文「But the honey gets runny when the money's funny」，意指當男性試圖以不正常的金錢手段換取感情時，關係的品質與穩定性也隨之崩解。
二、「因為他被那隻貓給迷住了」：原文「'cause he was sprung on the cat」，這是全曲核心意象，點出男性因過度迷戀感官刺激，導致經濟損失甚至人身安危，淪為被動的困局。
三、「別去撫摸那隻貓，如果你才剛遇見牠」：原文「Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat」，是對聽眾的直接告誡，提醒男性在面對陌生而強烈的誘惑時，應保持理性距離，切勿輕易踏入陷阱。
四、「但我並沒有被那隻貓給迷住」：原文「But i ain't sprung on the cat」，以敘事者自我克制的經歷，對比前述角色的狼狽，強調唯有保持清醒與懷疑，才能在博弈中全身而退。
適合情境
嘻哈音樂聚會、探討兩性心理與社交博弈的場合，或作為對抗盲目追求肉慾的警世清單。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首節奏強烈的作品，展現了譚維維在詮釋嘻哈風格時那種充滿韌性與個性的聲線。這首歌以一種近乎街頭說教的口吻，幽默地揭露了男性在面對情感誘惑時，容易失去判斷力而陷入困境的荒謬情境。歌詞透過幾個具體的角色遭遇，像是為了討好異性而不惜揮霍財富，甚至在短暫的迷戀中賠上自己的座駕，深刻地描繪出那種被感官吸引所帶來的代價。
站長認為，這首歌最耐人尋味的地方，在於它用一種戲謔的態度，提醒聽眾在面對強烈渴望時，必須保有最後一絲清醒。雖然曲風帶著強烈的玩世不恭，但字裡行間那種「別被一時的迷惘沖昏頭」的勸誡，其實相當寫實。適合在心情煩躁、需要一點節奏感來提神，或是想感受不同於主流情歌的犀利視角時聆聽。它不只是一首關於誘惑的歌，更像是一場關於理智與衝動的街頭辯論，聽完會讓人會心一笑，同時對人性的弱點多了一份通透的理解。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞以「貓」作為隱喻，生動描繪男性因沈迷於女性魅力而失去理智、甚至被榨乾錢財的荒謬處境。
・透過約蘭達、戴夫與喬伊斯等角色的遭遇，層層堆疊出男性在面對誘惑時，從炫耀財力到最後人財兩失的警世劇情。
・節奏強烈的饒舌敘事，不僅展現了街頭文化的直率，更以戲謔的口吻反覆提醒聽眾切勿因一時衝動而深陷其中。
・歌曲尾聲透過與夥伴們的對話，將這種「對貓著迷」的現象轉化為一種帶有嘲諷意味的集體調侃，強化了整首歌的幽默感。