It’s cold as **** and my fingers hurt again
Black ice on the roads, I crashed again
Slammed in to a fire hydrant
I wish you were that fire hydrant
Eggnog in my glass tryna hide it
Wish you were by my side in the highland
She a nutcracker like the night end
I see green red dot by the nightstand
Oh my god, my hands finna fall off
What the ****, turn the heater back on
Burning up fresh cash
Cold like the cobra clutch
**** Jack Frost, you ****ing bitch
You can pull up right now
With yo c-carrot
****ing long ass giant carrot nose
You can't even smell outta that shit
Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
Chase vodka with champagne till faded
Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
Chase vodka with champagne till faded
3 a.m., 3 more till I'm wasted
Better off without me like raisins
Oh my god, my hands finna fall off
What the ****, turn the heater back on
Burning up fresh cash
Cold like the cobra clutch
**** Jack Frost 'cause his nose is too long
Too long
All I want for Christmas is someone
Hold me down like the stones around my ankles
Hide your gifts underneath the table
Maybe love isn't for me 'cause I'm just too unstable
**** Christmas, I'm not even catholic
I can't quit the nicotine 'cause I'm a ****ing addict
Said no smoke, still fresh in the fabric
93 came to New York, didn't know it'd be that break
Yeah, I think I'm sick of the limelight
I don't wanna be in the limelight
I need to sleep with a night light
The demons come out in the night time
I never wanna go outside
I never wanna see sunlight
My diamonds they twinkle like stars in the night sky
This Christmas I've had bitches always hitting my phone
But this Christmas swear to god
I've never felt this alone, oh
Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
Chase vodka with champagne till faded
Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
I hate it
XMAS SUX WITHOUT U - 董事長樂團
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[00:00.00]作曲 : Mark Taylor
[00:07.94]It’s cold as **** and my fingers hurt again
[00:11.34]Black ice on the roads, I crashed again
[00:14.80]Slammed in to a fire hydrant
[00:18.75]I wish you were that fire hydrant
[00:22.04]Eggnog in my glass tryna hide it
[00:25.80]Wish you were by my side in the highland
[00:29.96]She a nutcracker like the night end
[00:33.06]I see green red dot by the nightstand
[00:36.65]Oh my god, my hands finna fall off
[00:40.26]What the ****, turn the heater back on
[00:43.95]Burning up fresh cash
[00:45.84]Cold like the cobra clutch
[00:47.59]**** Jack Frost, you ****ing bitch
[00:50.30]You can pull up right now
[00:51.20]With yo c-carrot
[00:53.49]****ing long ass giant carrot nose
[00:57.16]You can't even smell outta that shit
[00:59.26]Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
[01:02.60]Chase vodka with champagne till faded
[01:05.74]Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
[01:13.38]Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
[01:17.08]Chase vodka with champagne till faded
[01:20.44]3 a.m., 3 more till I'm wasted
[01:24.35]Better off without me like raisins
[01:28.07]Oh my god, my hands finna fall off
[01:31.56]What the ****, turn the heater back on
[01:35.10]Burning up fresh cash
[01:36.91]Cold like the cobra clutch
[01:38.51]**** Jack Frost 'cause his nose is too long
[01:49.05]Too long
[01:57.21]All I want for Christmas is someone
[02:00.40]Hold me down like the stones around my ankles
[02:04.01]Hide your gifts underneath the table
[02:07.65]Maybe love isn't for me 'cause I'm just too unstable
[02:11.44]**** Christmas, I'm not even catholic
[02:15.24]I can't quit the nicotine 'cause I'm a ****ing addict
[02:18.59]Said no smoke, still fresh in the fabric
[02:22.44]93 came to New York, didn't know it'd be that break
[02:26.53]Yeah, I think I'm sick of the limelight
[02:28.44]I don't wanna be in the limelight
[02:29.83]I need to sleep with a night light
[02:31.74]The demons come out in the night time
[02:33.46]I never wanna go outside
[02:35.26]I never wanna see sunlight
[02:37.26]My diamonds they twinkle like stars in the night sky
[02:41.84]This Christmas I've had bitches always hitting my phone
[02:46.19]But this Christmas swear to god
[02:51.27]I've never felt this alone, oh
[02:56.12]Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
[02:59.71]Chase vodka with champagne till faded
[03:02.96]Christmas sucks without you, I hate it
[03:09.60]I hate it
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
聖誕節的孤獨與對陪伴的強烈渴望形成強烈對比。
主題
透過聖誕節的節日氛圍與個人孤獨狀態的衝突，表達對情感連結的失望與自我放逐的矛盾心理。
情緒
焦躁、憤怒、沮喪、脆弱、自我嘲諷交織的複雜情緒。
意象與手法
1. 冷與熱的對立：以「cold as 」「burning up fresh cash」「heater」等意象製造溫度衝突，隱喻情感的冷熱無常。
2. 荒謬比喻：將「fire hydrant」「carrot nose」「stones around my ankles」等日常物象轉化為情感投射載體，凸顯無助與執念。
3. 節日符號的反轉：聖誕節的「eggnog」「champagne」「diamonds」等元素被詆毀或貶低，顛覆傳統節日意象。
重點句解讀
1. 「I wish you were that fire hydrant」
將「fire hydrant」（消防栓）比喻為渴望的對象，暗示對任何情感支撐的迫切，甚至對無生命物的依戀。
2. 「All I want for Christmas is someone / Hold me down like the stones around my ankles」
呼應聖誕願望卻轉為自我放逐，以「stones」（石頭）隱喻沉重的愛戀，反映對關係的矛盾期待。
3. 「This Christmas I've had bitches always hitting my phone / But this Christmas swear to god / I've never felt this alone」
表面看似熱鬧卻內裡孤寂，突顯現代人虛假連結與真實疏離的落差。
適合情境
聖誕節期間感到情感空虛、需要宣洩情緒，或對節日壓力產生反動的聽眾。
魔鏡站長解析
站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。
歌曲冷知識
AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。