How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
The art of getting robbed
This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
I should rob Clue man his shit did well
I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich
Did you ever think that you would have these hits
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
And walk off with your shit like it's mine
I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
This ain't serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
For real yo you know what I'm saying
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
You know what I'm saying
That's just how it go down
50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
You know what I'm saying
So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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[00:00.00]How To Rob （何搶劫）（）-50Cent （美分）/Madd Rapper
[00:02.130]Written by ：Curtis Jackson /Deric Angelettie /Samuel Barnes /Jean Claude Olivier /Harry Wayne Casey
[00:04.266]The art of getting robbed
[00:05.634]This is how we do Brooklyn style boy you know what I'm saying
[00:08.672]R.I.P B.I.G nigga R.I.P P.A.C R.I.P
[00:14.406]Enough of that shit it's time to O.D one time
[00:18.756]The bottom line is I'm a crook with a deal
[00:21.259]If my record don't sell I'mma rob and steal
[00:23.499]You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
[00:26.179]These industry niggas is starting to look like something to eat
[00:28.674]I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff you want to see her again
[00:31.56]Get your a**down to the nearest ATM
[00:33.393]I have dreams of ****ing an R&B bitch
[00:36.88]But I wake up early and bounce with all her shit
[00:38.505]When I apply pressure son it ain't even funny
[00:40.840]I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
[00:43.384]Brian McKnight I can get that nigga anytime
[00:45.869]Have Keith sweating staring down the barrel on my 9
[00:48.392]Since these Harlem World niggas seem to all be fam
[00:50.880]I put the gun to Cardan tell him Tell your man
[00:53.220]Mason Betha haha come up off that watch now I mean right now
[00:57.691]The only excuse for being broke is being in jail
[01:00.622]An entertainer can't make bail he broke as hell
[01:03.127]I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
[01:05.671]Probably have to clap him run and toss the 9
[01:07.967]I'd follow Fox in the drop for 4blocks
[01:10.382]Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped
[01:12.694]What Jigga just sold like 4milli got something to live for
[01:15.607]Don't want a nigga putting 4 through that Bentley Coupe door
[01:18.79]I'll manhandle Case like dope get on the ground
[01:20.559]You ain't with Mary no more where you getting chips from now
[01:22.959]I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me
[01:25.471]Steve know not to wear that platinum shit around me
[01:27.878]I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
[01:30.278]I'm about to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
[01:32.921]Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
[01:35.449]About to make Stevie J take off that tight a**mink
[01:37.729]I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
[01:40.353]This nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son
[01:43.29]This ain't serious
[01:44.933]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:47.613]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[01:50.150]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[01:52.997]This ain't serious
[01:54.773]Being broke can make you delirious
[01:57.309]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[02:00.37]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[02:02.549]I'll catch P and Silkk The Shocker right after the Grammy's
[02:04.999]And Will Smith and Jada a**down in Miami
[02:07.743]Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound
[02:09.985]Like you give me the cash you put the hot dog down
[02:12.544]I figured it out niggas been robbing Joe before
[02:14.879]That's why his a**don't wanna be a player no more
[02:17.312]My attitude while robbing J.D.**** you pay me
[02:20.182]Had Da Brat with 'em should've had his gat with him
[02:22.274]DMX wanna get down well you tell homie
[02:24.981]I'm on that Treach shit I do my dirt all by my lonely
[02:27.341]I should rob Clue man his shit did well
[02:29.733]I wanna stick TQ but his shit ain't sell
[02:32.196]I hit the studios take niggas' jewels and leave
[02:34.772]Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny a**rings
[02:37.204]Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three
[02:39.588]I'll beat your a**like that white boy on MTV
[02:42.53]Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up
[02:44.563]**** the cab the coroners picking 'em up
[02:47.30]Heavy tried to hide his shit hey nigga I saw you
[02:49.718]He said Why you robbing me I got nothing but love for ya
[02:52.214]Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
[02:54.622]Told him I want it all he said Even my gold teeth
[02:56.998]I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep
[02:59.766]One at a time get out and take off your shine
[03:02.22]Did you ever think that you would be this rich
[03:04.437]Did you ever think that you would have these hits
[03:06.806]Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine
[03:09.63]And walk off with your shit like it's mine
[03:11.926]I'mma keep sticking niggas until I'm living
[03:14.366]I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
[03:16.870]Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens
[03:19.414]I'm hungry for real I'm about to stick Mister Cee
[03:21.822]That nigga still eating off Big's first LP
[03:24.140]I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
[03:26.652]He asked me if I had enough I told him gimme some more
[03:29.301]Is you feeling this Then wait for the sequel
[03:31.810]I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people
[03:34.441]This ain't serious
[03:36.442]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:38.898]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:41.466]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:43.946]This ain't serious
[03:46.170]Being broke can make you delirious
[03:48.594]So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
[03:51.297]50Cent how it feel to rob an industry nigga
[03:54.328]For real yo you know what I'm saying
[03:56.16]Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
[04:00.167]It don't matter if you an industry nigga or a regular nigga or a bitch
[04:02.982]It don't matter if you got it and I need it I want it
[04:06.394]You know what I'm saying
[04:07.172]That's just how it go down
[04:08.60]50Cent ain't ****ing around Trackmasters ain't ****ing around
[04:11.378]Crazy Cat ain't ****ing around The Madd Rapper ain't ****ing around
[04:14.700]You know what I'm saying
[04:15.477]So watch your backs watch your pocket book watch your pockets
[04:18.469]Watch everybody on the train watch everybody on the bus
[04:21.78]Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
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歌詞解析
一句話主旨
透過虛構搶劫當紅藝人的情境，展現出身處貧困底層對主流音樂產業財富的渴望與挑釁。
主題
生存危機、階級差異、對名利場的嘲諷與生存競爭。
情緒
狂妄、憤世嫉俗、急躁且具有攻擊性。
意象與手法
本曲運用「假想敵」手法，將當時樂壇眾多知名歌手與製作人列為搶劫目標，藉此建立反叛且危險的形象。歌詞以直白、粗暴的敘事，將「貧窮導致瘋狂」的邏輯具象化，透過對財富（珠寶、現金、名車）的具體指涉，強烈對比出底層生存的匱乏感。
重點句解讀
一、「Ｔｈｅ ｂｏｔｔｏｍ ｌｉｎｅ ｉｓ Ｉ’ｍ ａ ｃｒｏｏｋ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｄｅａｌ」：直譯為「重點是我是一個簽了約的罪犯」。此句點出歌手當時的矛盾處境，即便獲得唱片合約，仍無法擺脫街頭掠奪者的本質與心態，揭示了名利轉換過程中的不安與貪婪。
二、「Ｂｅｉｎｇ ｂｒｏｋｅ ｃａｎ ｍａｋｅ ｙｏｕ ｄｅｌｉｒｉｏｕｓ」：意指「貧窮會讓人變得神志不清」。此句為全曲的核心動機，將犯罪行為合理化為生存本能的失控，說明對於金錢的極度渴求，足以使人拋棄道德與理智。
三、「Ｉ’ｍ ｈｕｎｇｒｙ ｆｏｒ ｒｅａｌ」：直譯為「我是真的飢餓」。此處的「飢餓」不僅是生理需求，更是象徵對成功與物質財富的強烈野心，傳達出「不擇手段也要向上爬」的生存哲學。
適合情境
探討嘻哈文化中的「街頭真實」與「競爭意識」、對社會階級落差感到不平時的宣洩，或作為詮釋饒舌音樂中挑釁（Ｄｉｓｓ）文化的範例。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌名列在范逸臣早期的作品清單裡，其實是個很有趣的誤會與插曲。這首作品本質上是嘻哈圈充滿挑釁意味的經典，描述一個身無分文的闖入者，大膽點名當時樂壇眾多知名歌手與製作人，以街頭暴力手段威脅要掠奪他們的財富。這種直白到近乎狂妄的敘事風格，反映了當時創作者為了成名與生存，那種不計代價、近乎瘋狂的飢渴感。
雖然這不是一般大眾印象中那個深情演唱情歌的范逸臣，但作為一個聽過無數曲風的樂迷，我倒覺得這展現了音樂工業早期那種原始、混亂且充滿競爭張力的面貌。整首歌沒有隱晦的譬喻，只有赤裸裸的生存焦慮，聽起來像是一場充滿火藥味的街頭實錄。如果你想感受那種早期嘻哈文化中，為了出人頭地而展現出的強烈侵略性，或是單純好奇音樂史上的這段冷門軌跡，這首歌絕對值得你戴上耳機，聽聽看那種毫無保留的衝撞感，或許會對那個年代的音樂野心有很不一樣的認識。
歌曲冷知識
・歌詞以極度直白且具侵略性的口吻，虛構了一場針對當時樂壇多位知名歌手的搶劫計畫。
・透過反覆強調「貧窮令人神智不清」的動機，將社會底層的生存焦慮與演藝圈的奢華形象形成強烈對比。
・全曲採用點名式的敘事結構，將多位藝人姓名嵌入搶劫情境，展現出對當時嘻哈產業生態的挑釁。
・歌曲結尾以一種近乎病態的宣告，將搶劫行為昇華為一種生存法則，強化了作品中玩世不恭的黑色幽默感。