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Short **** Man

LaLa Hsu · On the Attack and More · 1995-03-17

以戲謔嘲諷語氣批判對男性身體的刻板審視與價值判斷。

〈Short **** Man〉是LaLa Hsu演唱的歌曲，收錄於 1995-03-17 發行的專輯《On the Attack and More》。經魔鏡 AI 音訊分析，全曲調性為 F 大調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒歡快。魔鏡歌詞網收錄本曲的完整歌詞、吉他和弦譜、卡拉OK 同步歌詞，皆可免費查看。

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調性F 大調節奏129 BPM 情緒歡快 AI 音訊分析

同情緒的歌：歡快的歌 · 依速度找歌：家事律動（中快板·約 120–145 BPM） · 卡拉OK同步歌詞

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Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

What in the world is that fu*king thing?

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be

the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

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Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Ah-huh-huh...

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest di*ck

I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Short **** Man - LaLa Hsu 更多更詳盡歌詞在 ※ Mojim.org 魔鏡歌詞網 https://mojim.org/song/LaLa-Hsu-Short-****-Man-448406

對拍微調

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[01:08.710]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:12.653]Don't want no short di*k man

[01:14.760]What in the world is that fu*king thing?

[01:18.187]Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

[01:21.844]That has got to be

[01:23.412]the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

[01:27.357]Get the f- outta here

[01:28.939]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[01:30.782]Shriveled little short di*k man

[01:32.607]Don't, don't, don't

[01:34.161]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[01:35.973]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[01:38.051]Shriveled little short di*k man

[01:39.893]Don't, don't, don't

[01:41.210]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

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[02:27.016]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:28.836]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:30.932]Don't, don't, don't

[02:32.232]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:34.045]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:36.115]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:38.180]Don't, don't, don't

[02:39.495]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:41.590]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:43.417]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:45.250]Don't, don't, don't

[02:46.806]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:48.610]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[02:50.434]Shriveled little short di*k man

[02:52.531]Don't, don't, don't

[02:54.095]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[02:56.153]Ah-huh-huh...

[03:01.060]Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

[03:09.154]You need to put your pants back on, honey

[03:10.982]Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

[03:18.061]Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[03:23.827]Don't want no short di*k man

[03:25.641]Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

[03:38.544]Iny weeny teeny weeny

[03:39.576]Shriveled little short di*k man

[03:44.047]Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

[03:47.438]That has got to be the smallest di*ck

[03:50.295]I've ever seen in my whole life

[03:52.899]Get the f- outta here

[03:54.728]Don't want no short di*k man

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移調原調

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Don't want no short di*k man

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What in the world is that fu*king thing?

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Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

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That has got to be

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the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life

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Get the f- outta here

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Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

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Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Ah-huh-huh...

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button

You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short di*k man

Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny, Iny weeny...

Iny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short di*k man

Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest di*ck

I've ever seen in my whole life

Get the f- outta here

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

Don't want no short di*k man

和弦由 AI 自動分析音訊產生（自動辨識，僅供參考）。

更多和弦譜：吉他和弦譜總表 · F 調的歌 · 新手友善和弦

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AI 從音訊辨識的主旋律（以 F 調為 1，數字上下點為高低八度）。為自動估計、個別音可能有誤，僅供哼唱抓調參考，非正式樂譜。彈唱請看「和弦」分頁。

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曲解析

《Short **** Man》調性為 F 大調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒歡快。主要和弦為 F、D#、Fm、Em。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）

歌詞解析

一句話主旨

以戲謔嘲諷語氣批判對男性身體的刻板審視與價值判斷。

主題

探討社會對男性身體的評價標準，以及個人對此類歧視性言論的反駁與嘲諷。

情緒

憤怒、嘲諷、戲謔，帶有強烈的反叛與自我肯定情緒。

意象與手法

1. 重複句式「Don't want no short di*k man」強化抗議基調，形成口語化咒語效果。

2. 「Iny weeny teeny weeny」等擬聲詞製造荒謬感，消解傳統對男性氣概的神化。

3. 「Shriveled little short di*k man」以極端比喻貶低身體特徵，反向批判審美霸權。

重點句解讀

1. 「Do you need some fu*king tweezers to put that little thing away?」

→ 誇張比喻將身體特徵矮化為需「處理」的異物，質疑社會對男性身體的異化觀看。

2. 「That has got to be the smallest di*ck I've ever seen in my whole life」

→ 無限放大「小」的意象，揭露評斷標準的荒謬性與無意義。

3. 「Isn't that cute? An extra belly button」

→ 以「可愛」反諷嘲弄，將身體特徵轉化為可笑的審美物件，解構傳統男性氣質定義。

適合情境

面對性别刻板印象時的自我表達、對社會審美霸權的戲謔反駁、或需要宣洩憤怒情緒時的聽覺宣傳。

魔鏡站長解析

站長私房短評：打動人的地方、適合什麼時刻聽（產生後永久保存）。

歌曲冷知識

AI 依歌詞整理 3-4 點有趣觀察（產生後永久保存）。

〈Short **** Man〉和弦與演奏解析

和弦組成

AI 從〈Short **** Man〉的音訊辨識出 24 種和弦，全曲約 2 分 15 秒，換和弦 198 次，平均每分鐘換 87.7 次，以每分鐘 129 拍計算，大約每 1.5 拍換一次和弦。

依出現時間長短排序，用得最多的是 F（I，約 23%）、Fm（i，約 9%）、D（VI，約 9%）、D#（bVII，約 8%）、Em（vii，約 7%）。括號裡是以 F 大調為準的級數，主和弦 F 本身就是用得最多的和弦。

調內和弦佔全曲時間的 37%，調外和弦以 Fm（i，9%）、D（VI，9%）、D#（bVII，8%）最明顯，是這首歌和聲色彩變化的來源。

最常出現的和弦進行

〈Short **** Man〉重複最多次的四和弦進行是 F#m → F → Fm → F（級數 bii → I → i → I），全曲出現 2 次，第一次大約在 1 分 22 秒的位置，這幾段加起來約佔全曲換和弦的 4%。

吉他彈奏建議

用原調 F 彈，開放和弦（不用按封閉的 C、D、E、G、A、Am、Dm、Em）約佔 29% 的時間，需要按封閉或較難的和弦有 F、Fm、D#、A#。

建議夾 Capo 1、改用 E 的指型彈，聲音一樣是原調，開放和弦比例可提高到 53%，對新手比較友善。

在LaLa Hsu作品裡的位置

魔鏡分析過 LaLa Hsu 的 123 首歌，其中 F 大調有 2 首（2%），LaLa Hsu最常用的是 C# 大調（23 首）。

每分鐘 129 拍比LaLa Hsu 45% 的歌還快，LaLa Hsu歌曲的中位數速度是 129 拍。

情緒同樣是「歡快」的作品，LaLa Hsu共有 29 首。

專輯曲序

〈Short **** Man〉是專輯《On the Attack and More》（1995-03-17）的第 11 首，這張專輯在魔鏡收錄 12 首歌。

以上數字由魔鏡 AI 從音訊自動分析的和弦與旋律計算，僅供參考。

LaLa Hsu全部吉他譜：原調、Capo 與難易度 →

這首歌詞如何？

常見問題

Short **** Man的歌詞在講什麼？

以戲謔嘲諷語氣批判對男性身體的刻板審視與價值判斷。

Short **** Man是誰唱的？

Short **** Man由LaLa Hsu演唱，完整歌詞與歌曲解析可在魔鏡歌詞網查看。

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