[Sample Intro]
The Business is entertainment
And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
[Intro: 50 Cent]
Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
[Verse 1]
You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
Zoe pound *****s they don't play
Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
Attempted murder, get a year on probation
Cam are you clear what you facin'?
You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
And Cam better stay out of his way
[Chorus]
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
[Verse 2]
Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
This is not competition this is murder
Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
For a second he was hot now he cold
I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
But never mind me, man that's just how it be
The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
And like fame, my style will live forever
They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
[Chorus]
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
[Outro]
DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
The Funeral - 車子
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[00:03.51][Sample Intro]
[00:12.03]The Business is entertainment
[00:12.84]And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
[00:14.73][Intro: 50 Cent]
[00:15.21]Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
[00:17.61][Verse 1]
[00:17.97]You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
[00:19.56]I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
[00:21.30]50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
[00:23.13]The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
[00:24.66]I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
[00:25.83]See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
[00:27.27]I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
[00:30.84]Zoe pound *****s they don't play
[00:31.50]Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
[00:34.38]Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
[00:36.78]Attempted murder, get a year on probation
[00:38.76]Cam are you clear what you facin'?
[00:40.95]You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
[00:45.72]I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
[00:47.25]Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
[00:50.58]And Cam better stay out of his way
[00:51.63][Chorus]
[00:52.80]Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
[00:53.94]Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
[00:54.87]*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
[00:57.30]Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
[01:03.09]When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
[01:07.92][Verse 2]
[01:10.26]Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
[01:22.44]This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
[01:27.78]This is not competition this is murder
[01:29.01]Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
[01:31.08]Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
[01:35.16]They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
[01:39.48]I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
[01:42.21]And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
[01:43.32]For a second he was hot now he cold
[01:46.17]I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
[01:48.27]But never mind me, man that's just how it be
[01:50.37]The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
[01:51.90]And like fame, my style will live forever
[01:53.19]They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
[01:56.91]I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
[01:59.94]Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
[02:02.31][Chorus]
[02:05.70]Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
[02:07.14]Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
[02:08.49]*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
[02:12.24]Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
[02:15.81]When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
[02:18.15][Outro]
[02:18.33]DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
[02:20.31]Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
[02:22.17]And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
[02:24.57]We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
[02:27.75]What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
[02:36.75]Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
[02:38.37]Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
移調 原調
F#m
The Business is entertainment
DC#
And what entertain the customers is the sight of blood
AF#mD
Cam I mean, I was bein nice to him, Ok I'll get him
F#mA
You *****s should worship the ground I walk on
F#mD
I make mills off the tracks I talk on (It's king-pin)
C#A
50 don't call me ***** I don't wanna talk it out
F#m
The 40 cal'll hit yo' leg go on and walk it out
D
I see it clear you tryin to sabotage Jimmy
AF#m
See what happens when you talk after sippin the Henny?
DDmC#F#m
I'll send Haitian *****s at you yeah sak pase?
Zoe pound *****s they don't play
DC#F#m
Buck stabbin *****s on camera and it's ok
D
Cause my money make my lawyers make the **** go away
C#F#m
Attempted murder, get a year on probation
DC#
Cam are you clear what you facin'?
F#mDC#F#m
You must ain't hear me, I done told you I'm a boss
D
I'm eatin good but I ain't chubby like Ricky Ross
DmC#F#m
Word on the street is, 50's not Jay
DF#mC#F#m
And Cam better stay out of his way
AF#m
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
AD
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on
DmC#F#mAF#m
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long
ADC#AF#mADDmC#
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone (Ha ha, that's ****ed up! )
AF#mDDmC#AF#mDDm
When they say he's gone (Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, he dead)
C#A#mF#mDC#AF#mDDmC#AF#mADC#AF#m
Well he knew that could happen ****in with the kid
DDmC#AF#mD
This is graveyard music right here ya dig?
DmC#
This is not competition this is murder
F#m
Career endin, mind bendin, Southside ya finished
DC#F#mD
Now look *****s laughin at Cam down on Lennox
C#F#mD
They heard what he did but they don't know why he did it
C#F#m
I have eighty of them boys with black flags, come through with black mags
DC#
And have you *****s zipped up in black bags
F#mD
For a second he was hot now he cold
C#F#m
I apply pressure on *****s until they fold
D
But never mind me, man that's just how it be
C#AF#m
The game got me trained they call me the hustle man
AF#mA
And like fame, my style will live forever
DAF#mAF#m
They thought I crossover, cause they don't know no better
DC#DF#mA
I think they think I'm laxed now cause I got the cheddar
DDmADADDmC#
Till I return back bustin trust me it's nothin (OHHH!)
DF#mD
Everything's cooler than a fan till you rolled on
AD
Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on (Hold On)
AF#mDF#mD
*****s in the waitin room been waitin so long (Ha Ha!)
AF#mD
Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone, he's gone
C#
When they say he's gone (It shouldn't have to be like this man!)
DipSet! Cam stay up! I'm not gonna destroy DipSet...
Just gotta make changes, from now on, Jimmy's the boss, of DipSet!
And Juelz is the Capo (He's gone) Cam's demoted to soldier...
We like Jimmy better anyway! Ballin'! Come on man
What's the last Cam joint you liked? Computers computin
Boogity boobity, Hahahahahaha! (He's gone)
Cameron, you better learn how to talk to me! OHHHH!
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曲解析
《The Funeral》調性為 F# 小調、速度約每分鐘 129 拍、整體情緒激昂。主要和弦為 F#m、D、C#、A。（以上為 AI 音訊分析，僅供參考）
歌詞解析
一句話主旨
透過對敵對勢力的公開威脅與權力重組宣言，描繪一場在街頭叢林法則下，對於競爭者身心與職業生涯的徹底抹除。
主題
權力鬥爭、幫派支配、街頭生存法則。
情緒
傲慢、冷酷、具威懾力、嘲諷。
意象與手法
歌曲運用「墓地音樂」作為核心意象，將對手的失敗比喻為葬禮，並利用「心電圖平線」的聲響暗示生命的終結。手法上結合了現實中的幫派衝突與饒舌圈的競爭，透過具體的暴力意象與冷靜的敘事口吻，營造出絕對的支配感。
重點句解讀
一、「Have you in the I.C.U. tryin to hold on」：將對手置於加護病房中苦苦掙扎，象徵在權力遊戲中落敗後，不僅是身體受創，更是在絕望中等待必然的結局。
二、「Till they hear the flatline the doc say he's gone」：以心電圖歸零的音效與醫師的宣告，將抽象的事業毀滅具象化為死亡，強調這種威脅是不可逆的。
三、「This is graveyard music right here ya dig?」：直接定義自身作品的性質為「墓地音樂」，明確告知聽眾與對手，這首歌的目的就是為了埋葬競爭者的職業生涯。
四、「I apply pressure on *s until they fold」：形容如同機械般的施壓手段，直到對手崩潰投降，展現一種冷血且專業的鬥爭心態。
適合情境
展現強烈競爭意識、個人權威宣言，或作為對峙場景的背景音樂。
魔鏡站長解析
魔鏡站長
這首歌聽起來充滿了那種街頭鬥爭的壓迫感，完全展現了歌手在處理衝突時那種不留餘地的冷酷。整首作品像是把聽眾直接拉進了衝突現場，透過饒舌敘述著一場權力更迭與恩怨清算，節奏強烈且帶著強勢的侵略性。最讓人印象深刻的，是那種將對手的職業生涯視作一場告別式的荒謬感，字裡行間流露出對於競爭者極度輕蔑的態度，那種自信到近乎狂妄的姿態，是這類硬派嘻哈最鮮明的標誌。
如果不去深究背後的紛擾，單就音樂的張力來看，這確實是一首極具侵略性的戰鬥宣言。適合在情緒需要宣洩，或者想要感受那種極致自信與壓制力的時候播放。聽著那冷酷的笑聲與對決過程的描寫，你會發現這不僅僅是在談論衝突，更是在展現一種生存遊戲的法則。雖然主題沉重且火藥味十足，但對於喜愛這種街頭敘事風格的樂迷來說，那種毫不掩飾的鋒芒，確實讓人很難不去留意，這就是屬於那個時代、那種風格最真實的紀錄。
歌曲冷知識
・開場取樣指出娛樂業的本質是觀看流血，為整首歌充滿攻擊性的競爭氛圍定下基調。
・副歌運用「風扇」與「平穩」的雙關語，描述敵人從自以為是的冷靜，瞬間轉為心電圖停止的冰冷死亡。
・歌詞將對手貶低為「過氣」的對比，透過提及不同體型的饒舌歌手與街頭黑旗意象，強化勝負已定的殘酷敘事。
・結尾以戲劇化的口吻進行「降級宣告」，將一場嘻哈爭執轉化為類似黑幫權力重組的葬禮儀式。