ǎi nǐ shì hǎo le méi ya
欸 你是好了沒呀
wéi shén mó chū mén cái yào qù cè suǒ lā
為什麼出門才要去廁所啦
wō a jiù tū rán hěn xiǎng dà ma a kuài chū lái le lā
喔 啊就突然很想大嘛 啊快出來了啦
rén jiǎng tīng mǒu zuǐ dà fù guì
人講聽某嘴 大富貴
ruǎn wāng hōu dà lòu qì
阮尪齁 大漏氣
qǔ mǒu jiù qīn xiàng zài zhǎo mā mā ( wǒ mā shuō wǒ bú shì mā bǎo wō )
娶某就親像在找媽媽 (我媽說我不是媽寶喔)
xǐ yī tuō tǔ jiā shì yí xiàng bú chà
洗衣拖土家事一項不差
zhuǎn lái jiù qián jiāo tǎng zài shā fā
轉來就乾焦躺在沙發
jiǎo pí tóu máo luò zài zhěng tú jiāo ( fù dù xiāo yǐ )
腳皮頭毛落在整塗跤 (腹肚枵矣)
chòu hàn suān shān zǎi kù suí biàn diū zhù biān zǎi
臭汗酸衫仔褲隨便丟佇邊仔
jiào yī mèi shǐ àn ne jiù shì jiǎng lǒng jiǎng mèi tīng ( wǒ děng xià zài xǐ ma )
叫伊袂使按呢就是講攏講袂聽 (我等下再洗嘛)
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
chǎo jià tóng yàng yì míng kùn jiǎ fǎn guò
吵架仝樣一暝睏甲反過
gé jiào rěn nài yì shì bù néng chū guǐ
閣較忍耐抑是不能出軌
Take a deep breath, think about what brings you here
Take a deep breath, think about what brings you here
perfect marriage doesn't exist, only courage you need it
perfect marriage doesn't exist, only courage you need it
nà zhāng liǎn méi lǜ jìng zhī xiǎng wèn nǐ shì shuí ( wǒ shì nǐ wāng )
那張臉 沒濾鏡 只想問 你是誰(我是你尪)
guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ
鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼
guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ ǎi
鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 欸
ruǎn mǒu shuō huà qīn xiàng zài liē niàn jīng
阮某說話親像在咧念經
tā shuō nǎ yǒu rén biān tīng niàn jīng shǒu mō nǎi
她說哪有人邊聽唸經手摸奶
nán wú ā mí tuó fó , nán wú zhàn dòu tuó luó
南無阿彌陀佛,南無戰鬥陀螺
shǒu yòu mō nǎi méi yí xiàng liē zhèng jīng
手又摸奶沒一項咧正經
ruǎn wāng zhěng tiān cáng zài shǐ jiàn
阮尪整天藏在屎間
nán wú ā mí tuó fó , nán wú zhàn dòu tuó luó
南無阿彌陀佛,南無戰鬥陀螺
rú guǒ hūn yīn yǒu zuì měi de mó yàng
如果婚姻有最美的模樣
dēng jì zhī qián quàn nǐ huán shì zài xiǎng xiǎng
登記之前勸你還是再想想
rú guǒ hūn yīn yǒu zuì měi de mó yàng
如果婚姻有最美的模樣
bā chéng zhǐ shì nǐ zài xiǎng xiàng
八成只是你在想像
What the hell am I doing here, stuck again and again
What the hell am I doing here, stuck again and again
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
chǎo jià tóng yàng yì míng kùn jiǎ fǎn guò
吵架仝樣一暝睏甲反過
gé jiào rěn nài yì shì bù néng chū guǐ
閣較忍耐抑是不能出軌
Take a deep breath, think about what brings you here
Take a deep breath, think about what brings you here
perfect marriage doesn't exist, only courage you need it
perfect marriage doesn't exist, only courage you need it
nà zhāng liǎn méi lǜ jìng zhī xiǎng wèn nǐ shì shuí ( wǒ shì nǐ wāng )
那張臉 沒濾鏡 只想問 你是誰(我是你尪)
guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ
鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼
guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ guǐ
鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼 鬼
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
chǎo jià tóng yàng yì míng kùn jiǎ fǎn guò
吵架仝樣一暝睏甲反過
gé jiào rěn nài yì shì bù néng chū guǐ
閣較忍耐抑是不能出軌
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
shén mó guǐ (what) zhè shì shén mó guǐ (what)
什麼鬼(what) 這是什麼鬼 (what)
zì jǐ xuǎn zé zhēn de xiào jiǎ fǎn guò
自己選擇真的笑甲反過
gǎn jiǎng shì wǒ ài nǐ ài jiǎ chāo guò ( shī qù kòng zhì )
敢講是我愛你愛甲超過(失去控制)